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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/AlexThomasDC/status/1239934124175040513

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


confirmed cases of the Rona in Wyoming have increased to 10 from 3 over the weekend

Wonder how long it'll be until the state offices get shut down so I can get paid to play on my switch work from home

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

doctors are advising victims treat their corona "with a nice slice of lime"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


name names or shut the gently caress up

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

a runny nose isnt usually an issue, but with the quarantine that's going to cause serious problems for social distancing unless you live in a mansion. perhaps it can take up other exercises in the meantime

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

They both are shapes I'll give him that.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

That DICK! posted:

a runny nose isnt usually an issue, but with the quarantine that's going to cause serious problems for social distancing unless you live in a mansion. perhaps it can take up other exercises in the meantime

stop posting Mike Huckabee jokes

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I actually have my own office.

I am also really good at googling solutions to problems that allows me to look like I know what the gently caress I'm doing

The trick to dev work is when asked how long something is going to take give 3x what you think it will:

1. Get it done in the time it should (1/3)
2. gently caress around for part 2/3
3. Announce it done 1/3 earlier than expected
4. Look good, profit?

I started a new dev job last week and the advice I got from another dev on my team about logging hours was to log 10 hours a few times a week even if you didnt work that much, to show that the project needs more devs on it lmao

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

I know we’re both going against the wall, but I hope you go first >: (


MysteriousStranger posted:

my experience in both FANG and management consulting was pretty much the same here

Their CIO at the time was an ex Amazon lizard, so it doesn’t surprise me that he recreated the biome of his home dimension.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol RIP michigan roads

they're already poo poo

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
if anyone from the white house is reading: during your next press conference, can you play that lockdown song that giant bomb uses? i'll vote for trump if you play that song. love that song

edit: this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW3JrHH6Zc0

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/hidingseagull/status/1239356982907322374?s=21

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

zegermans posted:

name names or shut the gently caress up

Journalists are super loving scared to name names because those names are attached to very powerful retribution

There are so many stories about senators and reps committing sexual assault that will never get reported.

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Plinkey posted:

you forgot copy/paste incredibly insecure code from stack overflow

code security is subjective

what if i want semicolons in my databases?

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbhnBEiqGGk

its about to start

sorry for the repost

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
h i p p a

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost
Fat Boy Live!

he hates this so much

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol RIP michigan roads

but i thought it was time to fix the drat roads?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I liked how he adlibbed his favorite fast food restaurants

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
Number goes... up? :confused:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I've got some questions about suspending HIPAA

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Spergin Morlock posted:

do you have the one guy who clears his throat every 15 seconds and never mutes his phone to do it?

Or the one who's unwrapping pieces of candy next to his mic through the entire meeting

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


This is just the beginning of the true suffering

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
He's really excited that he can continue to get his Fish Delights during this time

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1239940599706460163

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat
still lolling that we have two cunts that caused hiv outbreaks behind a loving piece of poo poo president during a pandemic

poo poo never gets olds

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bethamphetamine posted:

I've got some questions about suspending HIPAA

hes gonna let businesses capture/mine health records I guess

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1239940140417638401?s=21

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lmao, gotta shoot yr shot, i guess. they'll probably get away with it too.

https://twitter.com/bcheungz/status/1239919299537575942

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
oh. i didn't realise we are going to win.

i feel better

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

he had a one on one meeting with the Burger King

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

aware of dog posted:

Number goes... up? :confused:

Number is sticking its head out its little number hole, hoping to not see the robin.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

pathetic little tramp posted:

The GOP have two opinions: gently caress, if we cut this we'll have to raise taxes in a few months and 2) lol if we cut this forever we can kill social security

The dems have one opinion: ah buh buh buhhhh are focus groups cancelled because of coronavirus? i dont know what to do!

Deathcult republicans.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

"sir, this is a mcdonalds, not the centers for disease control"

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

the only time "sir, this is a mcdonalds drive thru" works

e god dammit

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

The Alpha Centauri posted:

oh. i didn't realise we are going to win.

i feel better

He promised to declare victory only.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




paranoid randroid posted:

nice damp meat photos, migf

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Pence doing lizard head bobbing to assert dominance against other lizard people during the presser

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

honestly, treatment should trump(heh) privacy risks while transitioning to telehealth or something

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I like that the HIV doctor lady looks very uneasy back there.

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