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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


amazing

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Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
tromp gonna lick every tromp check so if he dies you will all die too and be buried with him to serve him in heaven

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Bearjew posted:

can't wait for my trumpbucks

:same:

Still not voting for Biden

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

trump 2020 c'mon number go up!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Philthy posted:

im kinda confused about Trump going full-on socialist right now

like, are we going to get trumpiebros now or what

i've said since before he took office that the difference between communist hero of the people trump and hitler but nixon trump entirely comes down to what groups of people are being nice to him. if bernie and his bros had embraced trump and told him they'd like him even more with some healthcare he'd have passed M4A day one

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

This is why the entire system needs to be fall. Neither side at the top is correct.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

trump doesn't really give a poo poo about money, at least not on any calculable basis, he wants to be liked, and if he had the choice between being liked by a young hot multiracial coalition of babes or a horde of fat stinking rubes he'd go with the former. but in lieu of a choice he will take the latter

K9
May 6, 2007

Dustcat posted:

trump suddenly realizing he's mortal would actually be an amazing plot twist allowing for interesting character development

a new, softer trumo

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/jakesherman/status/1239971756686757889?s=21

yaaas means testing kweeen

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

the outflanker responds


https://twitter.com/jakesherman/status/1239972077190279170?s=21

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Trump is for sure going to delay these checks until he's allowed to include a letter with them about how much everyone owes him for doing this and that we should be thanking him and loving him forever

the provision will be getting his smug mug carved into mt rushmore

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

by the end of the week the GOP offer is gonna be a one-time means-tested $20 dollar gift certificate for trump steaks

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

eric ciaramella posted:

who knew that all t takes to buy an election was sending everyone cheques

george w bush

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Philthy posted:

im kinda confused about Trump going full-on socialist right now

like, are we going to get trumpiebros now or what
even the ultra rich desperately need for americans to keep spending money or number is going to implode worse than 1929

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
this is so dumb lol each party is trying to figure out how to buy the election

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

we ain't getting poo poo

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

cargo cult posted:

even the ultra rich desperately need for americans to keep spending money or number is going to implode worse than 1929

If Satan wills

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Philthy posted:

im kinda confused about Trump going full-on socialist right now

like, are we going to get trumpiebros now or what

He's desperate to make Number Go Up and also avoid everyone hating him because he flubbed the Pandemic response and got everyone laid off of work.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

RBC posted:

this is so dumb lol each party is trying to figure out how to buy the election

and stepping on their own dicks in the process

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

That DICK! posted:

i've said since before he took office that the difference between communist hero of the people trump and hitler but nixon trump entirely comes down to what groups of people are being nice to him. if bernie and his bros had embraced trump and told him they'd like him even more with some healthcare he'd have passed M4A day one

trump is a weathervane that points in the direction of praise, but he is also a eugenicist, white supremacist, authoritarian and fascist and he is surrounded by advisors that are also these things. So while trump would fleetingly be willing to do anything that got him 5 seconds of praise from a human face, there cannot be any follow through

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Trump: So what the gently caress.
Mnuchin: Hear me out: Bernie motherfucking Sanders socialism.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Tom Cotton: the senate exists to slow things down. Except chudge appointments we shotgun those like we're :kav:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

schumer’s proposal is $750 billion but every media bluecheck is gonna fall over themselves to blow Trump for offering less than half that

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Philthy posted:

im kinda confused about Trump going full-on socialist right now

like, are we going to get trumpiebros now or what

It's not socialist it's freedom bucks

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

DesertIslandHermit posted:

It's not socialist it's freedom bucks

the only socialism the US was ever going to enact was national socialism and here it is

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Fallen Hamprince posted:

schumer’s proposal is $750 billion but every media bluecheck is gonna fall over themselves to blow Trump for offering less than half that

it's probably just the schumer proposal just split up into monthly installments and butchered up to gently caress minorities or something so they can ransom popularity out of it

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

TMMadman posted:

Holy loving poo poo.

I personally subscribe to the notion that nobody should praise Trump at all for anything, but you especially shouldn't give him any praise at all for how he sounds today when not more than a couple of weeks ago he was desperately trying to claim this was a hoax and was no big deal.

... and his 3 year track record of bullshitting his way through everything and then going golfing

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

TMMadman posted:

Holy loving poo poo.

I personally subscribe to the notion that nobody should praise Trump at all for anything, but you especially shouldn't give him any praise at all for how he sounds today when not more than a couple of weeks ago he was desperately trying to claim this was a hoax and was no big deal.

lmfao he told a room full of reporters today that actually he knew it was a pandemic earlier than anyone else and he's always taken it very seriously and there was not a single challenge or follow up on it.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

First wave at the end of April lmfao

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao he told a room full of reporters today that actually he knew it was a pandemic earlier than anyone else and he's always taken it very seriously and there was not a single challenge or follow up on it.

If you repeat a lie often enough and big enough and loud enough...

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Today is the Day Trump Saved America

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

It'll be in the form of tax cuts to rich people to trickle down

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

RBC posted:

this is so dumb lol each party is trying to figure out how to buy the election

and failing

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Apraxin posted:

and all the CEOs of all the banks

and tv pundits too; let's show our thanks

And all the lawyers, let's not break ranks

Salute them all, I say, with 40 wanks

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Holy loving poo poo.

I personally subscribe to the notion that nobody should praise Trump at all for anything, but you especially shouldn't give him any praise at all for how he sounds today when not more than a couple of weeks ago he was desperately trying to claim this was a hoax and was no big deal.

Lmao a couple weeks ago? I'm pretty sure he was calling this fake news up until like 6 days ago.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Philthy posted:

im kinda confused about Trump going full-on socialist right now

like, are we going to get trumpiebros now or what

Post in the toxx thread for your free golden tower

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Vim Fuego posted:

trump is a weathervane that points in the direction of praise, but he is also a eugenicist, white supremacist, authoritarian and fascist and he is surrounded by advisors that are also these things. So while trump would fleetingly be willing to do anything that got him 5 seconds of praise from a human face, there cannot be any follow through

tumro

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

means tested !!!

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1239992194016194560

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