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ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

facetoucher cat posted:

hell yeah, we're finally getting our FEMA death camps!

https://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/l...c09676f101.html

Yep, that's how you get people hiding their infection until they keel over in their house or get better and spread it to dozens.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

MoaM posted:

You'll get martial law and needless shootings first

Sweet :pervert:

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

US house candidate

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

FAUXTON posted:



NY just threw their numbers on the pile I think

Where are you getting these numbers?

Where's the most reliable place to get numbers now?

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Cradling Joe Manchin in my arms, so that the virus enters my body and also his

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
some random twitter account I follow started retweet some transphobic as poo poo; their timeline is full of corona poo poo.
Was this a random account I decided to follow like 4 years ago during the trump primaries? who knows, unfollowed.

the panic has spread to the normals.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/ishaantharoor/status/1240008100851191813

trumpbux are gonna have to keep coming for a while

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yang wasn't right Jesus, yangs plan was dumb as poo poo

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Feldegast42 posted:

That number will go up in total causalities when you factor in a quarter of the population losing their jobs

More jobs for the rest of us

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

$1000 bucks is a $1000 bucks gently caress off give it to me

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Yeah yangs plan was a massive welfare cut in a shiny wrapper

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

Kansas just cancelled schools for the year. Every family that didn’t have extended childcare planned out has some work ahead of them!

My city has shifted entirely to online classes with like 3 days prep which might honestly be worse. it was a complete clusterfuck today.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Honest Thief posted:

a slack chan with over 6k tech industry people to create solutions for the crisis is just as a mess as it sound it is
people trying to pitch their electron apps, growth bioengineers trying to create makeshift not certified ventilators and angry that the hospitals would never take them

really saving the sick people isn't what I'd make an app or project for, if I had the ability I'd produce something that was more an instructional/psychology/health app. Instructional showing people what types of food to store/how to store/recipes, basic first aid/what to look for in illnesses and how to treat at home/what medications to have on hand and first aid gear, basic mental health information based on DBT/CBT mindfulness so people don't off themselves and to help with addiction, basic prepper stuff like how to start a fire/identify nuts n berries in poo poo/how long to boil water so you don't poop to death, put in a little game like snake or something, idk, put in a GPS and map, maybe have a phone so you could only call 911.

I'd love to work on a project like that

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1240033020725227522?s=20

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1239430965774204928?s=20

https://twitter.com/TheGrayzoneNews/status/1240030008732606464?s=20

https://twitter.com/dancohen3000/status/1239312525180784664?s=20

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Doorknob Slobber posted:

marshall law incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpkxbuNyKbM

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



We're all way too stupid to survive this

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
House cleaning is gonna have a big boom as we gotta get the corpse stink outta all these homes

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Nonsense posted:

$1000 bucks is a $1000 bucks gently caress off give it to me

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Crazypoops posted:

We're all way too stupid to survive this

Checks out

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Crazypoops posted:

We're all way too stupid to survive this

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://www.nhpr.org/post/coronavirus-update-state-bans-evictions-foreclosures-count-known-covid-19-cases-rises-26

Cases in New Hampshire have risen by 9 to 26. Looks like we have community transmission.

Governor Sununu has banned evictions, foreclosures, and utility shut-offs for the duration of the state of emergency.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
My name is Sea Peoples pronouns Sea/Hymn

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





no its actually pretty laughable too

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Crazypoops posted:

We're all way too stupid to survive this

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Crazypoops posted:

We're all way too stupid to survive this

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lmao gently caress duke

quote:

Fifteen members of the Duke University community have tested positive for the coronavirus, the school announced Tuesday.
Whether or not any of the fifteen, who were tested upon their returning from an overseas trip, have a connection to the Duke football program is unknown as the university is keeping all information private. Also, four others tested positive for the coronavirus in another country and will remain there until they have recovered. There will be no spring football for Duke or any other ACC school, as the conference announced on Tuesday that all athletic activities have been canceled for the remainder of the spring semester.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

Kansas just cancelled schools for the year. Every family that didn’t have extended childcare planned out has some work ahead of them!

There's no way there will be summer camps and poo poo either, so uhhh good luck parents you're stuck with your mini me for the next 6 months or more! now open that company laptop and get back to work!

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Torpor posted:

I would tell them to go fly a kite

She feels really bad her co workers are gonna be in the poo poo while she is stuck at home.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1240042798046478338

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



all the boomer parents are hiding in their houses here and sending their teenage children out to scrounge for groceries or walk their dogs while their silent gen grandparents are still ambling around outside as if nothing is up at all.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
my stupidity will protect me as this virus rampages through the american psyche. i can't recognize any threat, however obvious it is. go on, do ur worst, virus. u will only kill an idiot.

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009

Nonsense posted:

$1000 bucks is a $1000 bucks gently caress off give it to me

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Just thought of something, do we have people in space right now? lol

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


This is bad

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
🎵Springtime for Holland and Germany
Lockdown for Belgium and France🎶

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

UnknownTarget posted:

Where are you getting these numbers?

Where's the most reliable place to get numbers now?

number go up, bing bong

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Crazypoops posted:

We're all way too stupid to survive this

All it's going to take is one of those chud "militias" defying a quarantine and getting shot by police

It's going to happen

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:





all the insane david dees poo poo is actually happening

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


supply chains are fine i tell myself

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