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large_gourd
Jan 17, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
there's an email from turbosquid which i guess i am on the mailing list for which says this:

quote:

Some good news is that our partners in China tell us that life is pretty much back to normal. Everyone wears masks at work, and you can eat-in at restaurants. That was after a 2-month lockdown with an extremely effective and powerful central government that has little friction in getting what they need done.

is that actually true? i thought china was under lockdown conditions and that was the reason they have very few new cases. i mean this email seems pretty pro-chinese government, but i can't find a simple answer to what the current situation is in china just googling.

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
You can practically see the Fox News -brain leaking out of her head as the girl in that beach clip attempts to regurgitate some talking points: "We're not gonna let the virus consume...uhh...our spring break" . Meanwhile they are signing the death warrant for their Nana and pop -pop, lol

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Actually, just let it lay low for 3 hours or days . To be safe

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Untrustable posted:

I don't want to do another night at the casino. It's my last shift of the week. Just 12 hours in there, but drat there's so many people and we're running out of soap and every other casino is closing but for some reason our gaming commission and our tribal business committee think we're the special casino that doesn't have to close. It's probably easy for them to make that decision because they work away from the actual casinos. Casinos are loving disgusting even when there isn't a pandemic.

I live ten minutes from two huge casinos, everyone at dinner sunday was very proud of there being no cases in this part of the state. Those things are virus time bombs, when there is a case they will absolutely track it back to one or the other.

The good news is that both "voluntarily" shut down for the next two weeks.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

large_gourd posted:

there's an email from turbosquid which i guess i am on the mailing list for which says this:


is that actually true? i thought china was under lockdown conditions and that was the reason they have very few new cases. i mean this email seems pretty pro-chinese government, but i can't find a simple answer to what the current situation is in china just googling.
That's by design

China just expelled a bunch of US journalists too, so don't count on even that level of coverage

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

I went for a jog/walk today at lunch since I'm working from home and it was very strange seeing people step off the sidewalk when I got close. After the first person I started doing the same.

Fun part was way more people say hi as both of us circle around one another staying 6+ feet apart. Generally this town is full of pricks.

FriedMyBrain
Dec 31, 2019

by Cyrano4747
You know for all the states in America that have the corona virus, the only state that doesn't have corona virus is West Virginia. Which means the only state that will have boomers is West Virginia.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



bird with big dick posted:

My CEO today sent out an email saying that letting people telecommute is currently not “necessary or beneficial” how do I make sure he gets the virus ASAP

My company has been working from home this week, and I was doing it all last week.

The reason they don't want you working from home so badly is the dirty little secret that working from home is actually really nice and coming in to an office every day is really not necessary for most jobs.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
https://twitter.com/heatherscope/status/1239962824039751690

Eagerly anticipating my Trump coronabucks

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

FriedMyBrain posted:

You know for all the states in America that have the corona virus, the only state that doesn't have corona virus is West Virginia. Which means the only state that will have boomers is West Virginia.

West Virginia likely does actually, it has one of the poorest populations in the country, its mostly rural, and is primarily old people. It's just that the state is so poor that reporting and testing are non-existent.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

FriedMyBrain posted:

You know for all the states in America that have the corona virus, the only state that doesn't have corona virus is West Virginia. Which means the only state that will have boomers is West Virginia.

Too late

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
My wife works in a negative pressure lab off of the surgical area of our hospital, so it is like a wind tunnel when they open the sliding window to drop off specimens at the lab window for processing. Also, my daughter's preschool does not fall into the Ohio Department of Education rules, so she is still going to school. We are both considered essential employees, so we don't have much place else to lean for childcare. RIP us! I already warned my boss that if my daughter's school shutters its doors, that I am working from home. I will drop my 30 days off of PTO if needed.

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol

The deep south is a scary cesspool of denial, stupidity & racism right now (as usual) but this article is pretty epic in its stupidity.

https://www.nbc12.com/2020/03/17/sheriffs-department-asks-criminals-take-break-during-coronavirus/

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

longtimelurker posted:

The deep south is a scary cesspool of denial, stupidity & racism right now (as usual) but this article is pretty epic in its stupidity.

https://www.nbc12.com/2020/03/17/sheriffs-department-asks-criminals-take-break-during-coronavirus/

:thejoke:

Edit - bless your heart

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

West Virginia will be reporting 0 cases even as they fill gymnasiums with beds to treat Mystery Pneumonia

E: j/k people will just be sent home instead of receiving treatment

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Unpopular opinion - this will fizzle out regardless if drastic quarantine measures are taken or not because the infection rate is actually much, much higher than reported but the death rate is accurate, making this less deadly than models state. Please tell me what a moron I am for literally wishing death on people by saying these words out loud, shower me in graphs, etc. I know I'm going against the grain but this happens every single year. For every single infectious disease. There's charts and graphs from scientists that show why this one is the big one and it just never happens. It's already petering out in China of all places.

American deaths won't reach six figures and I'll :toxx: to it

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Lil Peeler posted:

who would have thought that the currency of the apocalypse wouldn't be bottle caps or bullets or water but toilet paper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghdkdDSN2QA

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

935 posted:

Unpopular opinion - this will fizzle out regardless if drastic quarantine measures are taken or not because the infection rate is actually much, much higher than reported but the death rate is accurate, making this less deadly than models state. Please tell me what a moron I am for literally wishing death on people by saying these words out loud, shower me in graphs, etc. I know I'm going against the grain but this happens every single year. For every single infectious disease. There's charts and graphs from scientists that show why this one is the big one and it just never happens. It's already petering out in China of all places.

American deaths won't reach six figures and I'll :toxx: to it
It isnt about the death rate you big goof. It overwhelms health systems.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
https://abc.net.au/news/newschannel

Australian PM making a national address.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

lol at Pelosi getting outflanked on covid response because she capitulated on sick pay.

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽

935 posted:

Unpopular opinion - this will fizzle out regardless if drastic quarantine measures are taken or not because the infection rate is actually much, much higher than reported but the death rate is accurate, making this less deadly than models state. Please tell me what a moron I am for literally wishing death on people by saying these words out loud, shower me in graphs, etc. I know I'm going against the grain but this happens every single year. For every single infectious disease. There's charts and graphs from scientists that show why this one is the big one and it just never happens. It's already petering out in China of all places.

American deaths won't reach six figures and I'll :toxx: to it

Yeah I remember this happening last year where nothing was open and everyone who could had to work from home.

oh wait...

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






935 posted:

Unpopular opinion - this will fizzle out regardless if drastic quarantine measures are taken or not because the infection rate is actually much, much higher than reported but the death rate is accurate, making this less deadly than models state. Please tell me what a moron I am for literally wishing death on people by saying these words out loud, shower me in graphs, etc. I know I'm going against the grain but this happens every single year. For every single infectious disease. There's charts and graphs from scientists that show why this one is the big one and it just never happens. It's already petering out in China of all places.

American deaths won't reach six figures and I'll :toxx: to it

Yeah remember last year when it was the Indian rhinovirus and everyone enacted worldwide pandemic protocols over nothing? :rolleyes: fuckin democRATs amirite

efb

Also: how old are you

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

935 posted:

Unpopular opinion - this will fizzle out regardless if drastic quarantine measures are taken or not because the infection rate is actually much, much higher than reported but the death rate is accurate, making this less deadly than models state. Please tell me what a moron I am for literally wishing death on people by saying these words out loud, shower me in graphs, etc. I know I'm going against the grain but this happens every single year. For every single infectious disease. There's charts and graphs from scientists that show why this one is the big one and it just never happens. It's already petering out in China of all places.

American deaths won't reach six figures and I'll :toxx: to it

So you don’t believe a word of that cdc pathology doctor or anyone else because....your credentials are better?

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Idk if China is really "petering out" either...
I definitely don't believe anything China says

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




March 2019, 2018 and 2017 all over again when I lost my job, had no contracts going, wondered if my parents would make it through the month alive and my stepkids were taken out of school due to a global out of control pandemic.
Every. loving. tiiiiime!!!!

I'm sure Soros is somewhere behind this.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

So you don’t believe a word of that cdc pathology doctor or anyone else because....your credentials are better?

How’s it goin burt sorry about your vacations

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Remember a few months ago when China was swearing that coronavirus couldn't be passed from human to human?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

935 posted:

Unpopular opinion - this will fizzle out regardless if drastic quarantine measures are taken or not because the infection rate is actually much, much higher than reported but the death rate is accurate, making this less deadly than models state. Please tell me what a moron I am for literally wishing death on people by saying these words out loud, shower me in graphs, etc. I know I'm going against the grain but this happens every single year. For every single infectious disease. There's charts and graphs from scientists that show why this one is the big one and it just never happens. It's already petering out in China of all places.

American deaths won't reach six figures and I'll :toxx: to it

Even if you're not worried about the number of dead from this, you should be worried about how it is overwhelming healthcare around the world, and has completely tanked the world economy into a devastating world wide recession that is possibly going to be the worst in history.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
We have tested ~1400 patients since Saturday and less than 3% have tested positive. Just a little information that may calm some nerves. Still stay home when possible. This will get worse before it gets better.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


I said come in! posted:

Even if you're not worried about the number of dead from this, you should be worried about how it is overwhelming healthcare around the world, and has completely tanked the world economy into a devastating world wide recession that is possibly going to be the worst in history.

Yes, I'm worried about that more than a mass die off

I fully expect to lose my job over this

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Just came back from a convenience store... last time I went the cashier had gloves.
I guess things are getting better because he didn't have gloves this time.

Dude did have a mask on and a giant transparent plastic wall between me and him, but I guess that's normal for this time of the year.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






JK Fresco posted:

Idk if China is really "petering out" either...
I definitely don't believe anything China says

CCP after three months of denying there's a problem, suppressing/jailing/"mysterious disappearance"ing credible dissent, building human warehouses, welding people into their homes and expelling all foreign press: Nobody's getting sick anymore! Everything's just fine, A-ok now!!

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



drunkb posted:

We have tested ~1400 patients since Saturday and less than 3% have tested positive. Just a little information that may calm some nerves. Still stay home when possible. This will get worse before it gets better.
Are these people being tested because they were possibly exposed? Just curious who is getting the testing. (I'm also not sure if this is in the US or not)

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Yeah, it's a lot of terribly bad consequences.

Worldwide economic depression of an unprecedented scale, a large proportion of businesses from several different industries will disappear, hundreds of millions worldwide without income for [who knows how long]. Oh, and lots of people who are alive right now will be dead by this summer because of this.

Geopolitical lines will be redrawn over this.

Also, Trump is still president of the United States.

I guess the point is poo poo's bad right now.

e: Silver lining is Biden is going completely senile and primaries are getting delayed. Can I still have some hope for a Sanders nomination?

Soysaucebeast
Mar 4, 2008




Well poo poo. My apartment complex just sent out an email saying they were closing all the laundry rooms starting Friday at the end of business. I have enough work clothes to last a week and some change, but if they don't let us work from home after that I get to start doing laundry in my bathtub. I didn't even think that would be a problem since there's one laundry room for every four units. It's not like we're all crowding in one big one.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

stab posted:

https://www.cnn.com/videos/health/2020/03/17/clearwater-beach-spring-break-coronavirus-mxp-vpx.hln


Amerigoons....



Why is your country and your people so loving stupid sometimes?


Take a wild guess where the next hot spot will be :(

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
Switzerland is sort of botching this. The Federal government had a press conference and shut businesses and stuff. And have really tried to emphasize "stay home" but are in no way enforcing it. The total number of cases is unknown because they rely on the cantons to report. There are like 3 different official tallies. It is astounding how many old people are out and about. This country certainly has a "meh I'll be fine attitude" which otherwise gives confidence but couple with "well I've got to live my life" means just a slow reaction to this thing.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Apparently my company will be offering paid sick leave for work impacted by coronavirus, including caring for a family member or any lack of work caused by facilities closing. This is separate from and will not impact our existing PTO balance. Almost seems too good to be true.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

935 posted:

Yes, I'm worried about that more than a mass die off

I fully expect to lose my job over this

Omg not YOUR job!

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

935 posted:

Unpopular opinion - this will fizzle out regardless if drastic quarantine measures are taken or not because the infection rate is actually much, much higher than reported but the death rate is accurate, making this less deadly than models state. Please tell me what a moron I am for literally wishing death on people by saying these words out loud, shower me in graphs, etc. I know I'm going against the grain but this happens every single year. For every single infectious disease. There's charts and graphs from scientists that show why this one is the big one and it just never happens. It's already petering out in China of all places.

American deaths won't reach six figures and I'll :toxx: to it

If anything kills enough it eventually fizzles out.

This is not the yearly sickness that flops around.

This is like that thing's mom. And she's really loving mad because you slapped her kid.

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