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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



what does safe childcare even look like with how communicable this disease is

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Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
america is cancelled

everybody go home

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Bearjew posted:

what does safe childcare even look like with how communicable this disease is

Take the kids away to kid camps in the country to ride it out alone together with teenage caretakers.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Bearjew posted:

what does safe childcare even look like with how communicable this disease is

medically induced comas and stack them in tiny sardine boxes until its over

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Dustcat posted:

dems literally committing political suicide

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/1240020778000801797

"you’re a working parent and suddenly have to worry about finding a safe place for your kids to stay during the day"

(this is literally everyone in the country rn)

the dem response:

"we would provide emergency funding"

"to safely ramp up"

"child care services"

"for heavily impacted parts of the country."

j
f
c

these assholes are so pampered and disconnected

like...gently caress...they are asking for a French style revolution in the middle of a god drat pandemic

its not that hard. 2k/mo for the next 8 months. full loving stop.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
FEMA Fun Camps

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

shovelbum posted:

Take the kids away to kid camps in the country to ride it out alone together with teenage caretakers.

we don't need another hero
we don't need to know the way home
all we want is life beyond thunderdome

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Bearjew posted:

what does safe childcare even look like with how communicable this disease is

A literal pack of wild wolves would be safer then any daycare known to exist.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



DryGoods posted:

FEMA Fun Camps

the conspiracy theorists were right

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Elephanthead posted:

A literal pack of wild wolves would be safer then any daycare known to exist.

exactly. the only safe childcare is isolation

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



lock the children in a basement

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
my coworker had his weed vape pen charging at his desk in plain view doesnt seem like much worry about job security here lol

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1240042165234999303?s=20

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


how long has 2dcat been gone

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

shovelbum posted:

Take the kids away to kid camps in the country to ride it out alone together with teenage caretakers.

Kamp Krusty?

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Bearjew posted:

what does safe childcare even look like with how communicable this disease is

if you're a parent just assume you're going to die because those filthy little fuckers catch more bugs than a bat

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
https://twitter.com/TeeHaitchGee/status/1239749250197659649?s=19

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


that's a big 'un

do people buy catfood at the bodegas and just open it right there and leave it for the cats

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 46 minutes!

not an endorsement posted:

my parents are at the tail end of gen x i pray to corona goddess that she spare them

Your parents were born in the late seventies?

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Your parents were born in the late seventies?



e: oh the start i mean

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lol

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

TMMadman posted:

lmao

unemployment is going to be 20%, the economy will be in the shitter and we'll be at the end of a pandemic that likely kills a million Americans and Trump is still going to get a second term because the alternative is Joe Biden, someone who is more obviously slipping into dementia than Trump

It ain't over till it's over, chief. From here to November in Trump years is a couple of strife-laden decades of normal time and it would be pretty foolish to think we're going to be the same people doing the same things by then.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
believe it or not drugs and alcohol are bad for your immune system

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

not an endorsement posted:



e: oh the start i mean

lol there are Millennials who are grandparents

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Spoondick posted:

ist patricks day and all the bars are closed so people are sitting at home online getting drunk and surly about their drinking holiday getting canceled

im too drunk to give a poo poo lol

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.

hey most zoomers are pretty sensible about this

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.

tired: diaper girl
wired: toilet girl

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1240082281122971648

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

cargo cult posted:

believe it or not drugs and alcohol are bad for your immune system

bleach otoh

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.

lmao kids own

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.
being in the front row seat of the Gallagher concert version of the world ending is kind of hard to process

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.

I'm the twink friend with ADHD so bad I can't sit still for 2 seconds

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

TMMadman posted:

lmao

unemployment is going to be 20%, the economy will be in the shitter and we'll be at the end of a pandemic that likely kills a million Americans and Trump is still going to get a second term because the alternative is Joe Biden, someone who is more obviously slipping into dementia than Trump

lmao

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

TMMadman posted:

lmao

unemployment is going to be 20%, the economy will be in the shitter and we'll be at the end of a pandemic that likely kills a million Americans and Trump is still going to get a second term because the alternative is Joe Biden, someone who is more obviously slipping into dementia than Trump

strong daddy trump made the highest number, then bravely lead the country thru the phony corony

creepy uncle joe biden can't remeber who'se hair he's smelling

*slams tRUmp button with the strength of a thousand open palm slaps

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.

lmao good job kiddo

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TMMadman posted:

lmao

unemployment is going to be 20%, the economy will be in the shitter and we'll be at the end of a pandemic that likely kills a million Americans and Trump is still going to get a second term because the alternative is Joe Biden, someone who is more obviously slipping into dementia than Trump

You forgot he also got impeached four months ago too

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Pathetic

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

You forgot he also got impeached four months ago too

lmao 2019 is so loving far gone i don't remember any of it honestly

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
re: remote teaching and remote learning, just give the kids access to the teacher accounts and let them post on all the video chats and on line classrooms


edit: let the kids post!

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