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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Friend of a friend's kid on Facebook: Kynseli

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big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Surname I saw today: Hambrick

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Friend of my wife visited someone who just had a baby.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
jaxsyn
hannnon (im hoping the 3rd n is a typo)
shemsutmaa
abedricka
thembeline
faith hope peace
cordiny
vincent lombardi lastname (we're in wisconsin, can you tell?)
bunny
essence
finesse
meakalotta

surprisingly unrelated:
castle
germania
rommel

a trio of names pronounced traditionally, but have ~+~unique~+~ spellings
tiffine
meline
stephine

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I just got an offer for a discounted e-book written by one Flula Borg

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Astrofig posted:

I just got an offer for a discounted e-book written by one Flula Borg

Oh, Flula Borg is cool as hell, buy it.


DemonDarkhorse posted:

shemsutmaa

rommel

1. Is that...Middle Egyptian?!

2. Yikes.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Lady Disdain posted:

I've just discovered the surname Klitgaard, which I guess is like a Danish chastity belt.

It means "Dune farm", so this person's family probably originated near the Danish west coast.

Here's a map, for those who have a hard time finding the klit:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
:thunk:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

De'Mariyaje

I haven't heard it pronounced, and am afraid to try.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Dallas Sweat

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Pastry of the Year posted:

the short-lived TV show "Voyagers!" should probably win some sort of achievement award for the names of its leading actors: Jon-Erik Hexum


Most famous for being so bored on set he accidentally killed himself with a prop gun.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Kahmyrynn

I seriously feel like someone else has posted that one before.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
Had a temp at work a while back with the last name Lancellotti, which is pretty baller imo. For some reason I was thinking of her yesterday but I couldn't remember the name, only that it was regal and majestic as gently caress. Then I went into work and found out she was assigned to my station. :buddy:

Later in the night I was thinking of a friend (with a decidedly boring, normal name but an awful nickname) that I hadn't seen in a while, then ran into him at a bar near my place. Decided to go home after that lest I think of some unpleasant person's name and run into them too..

PurpleButterfly
Nov 5, 2012
Today at Jo-Ann, I overheard a mom calling a preschool-aged girl Delta Adeline Lastname. :/

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

PurpleButterfly posted:

Today at Jo-Ann, I overheard a mom calling a preschool-aged girl Delta Adeline Lastname. :/

Not really weird or terrible, imho. Delta isn't a common name, but it's been used as a woman's name for a while.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

Not really weird or terrible, imho. Delta isn't a common name, but it's been used as a woman's name for a while.

Delta, Delta, Delta, can I help ya, help ya, help ya?

PurpleButterfly
Nov 5, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

Not really weird or terrible, imho. Delta isn't a common name, but it's been used as a woman's name for a while.

Didn't know that, thanks! :)

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

marshmallow creep posted:

De'Mariyaje

I haven't heard it pronounced, and am afraid to try.

I've got a dollar that says it's De'Marriage

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

TheKennedys posted:

I've got a dollar that says it's De'Marriage

I got two on "Duh Mirage" as a pronunciation.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I teach English to a kid named, I poo poo you not, Saddam Hussein.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I got two on "Duh Mirage" as a pronunciation.

Bet you both it's De Mariachi.

Seagull Fiasco
Jul 25, 2011

Affaq Butt.
I'm sure it's a perfectly nice name in South Asia, but...

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
saw Gayland Pounder the other day at work

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Rea Cupp, hopefully they married in to it.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Runcible Cat posted:

Bet you both it's De Mariachi.

This one is dumber and therefore correct

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

One of my new students recently told me that her last name is pronounced "come pee" and it has been a source of endless poo poo for her teenage years.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

First name Jeter. Named after Derrick Jeter. Plays for the Red Sox.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
xiceyncier. was told its pronounced zy-sincere.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Took a report from a Richard Organ today. He goes by Rick.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Ran across an account for a fella by the name of Stonewall Jackson.

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh
Texas Battle

Not sure if it's terrible or incredible.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pastry of the Year posted:

there was an extremely good pro wrestler who went by the ring name of Ricky Steamboat

that's pretty good, not quite as good as the name on his real life hand-to-god birth certificate: Richard Blood

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ghost emoji posted:

Texas Battle

Not sure if it's terrible or incredible.

On a similar note Ritter Prince.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Eileighne

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

I used to know a Marlon Blood. Quite possibly the whitest guy I ever met.

Spotted on a client's mailing list: Angela Sandblast.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
On my to-call list today...

quote:

P J Salami
:stare:

troutfish
Oct 22, 2008

she comes in colours everywhere
she combs her hair
she's like a rainbow
Just met a Chad Hickey

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
I recently came across FLOYD B LUX on some building permits.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I saw a Pat Butts at work. Short for Patricia.

:laugh:

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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Do you suppose they'll do Name Of The Year this year? It was on Deadspin :rip: so I don't know who'd host it for 2020.

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