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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Mayor Dave posted:

TAKE MY COVID-19 BOOMER

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

its no "oki-doku boomer" but ill take it

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



neutral milf hotel posted:

lol this is amazing

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

smarxist posted:

you funnel the hot water into your rear end with a traffic cone

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:woop:

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1240097816850071552

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Yay! :unsmith:

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.

Oh holy poo poo I'm laughing so hard I'm hurting my coronavirus-infected lungs.

This girl owns and today owns and everything owns.

If we're in a computer simulation the programmers are all high as gently caress and tripping and just playing with all the reality settings at this point.

And it's absolutely great.

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.

lmao the world is a gently caress and the kids are just as dumb

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Mayor Dave posted:

TAKE MY COVID-19 BOOMER

I made a better version

LICK A TOILET SEAT BOOMERS

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Suck it you rat faced rear end in a top hat

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


For those who weren't following that whole saga btw Lipinski was a lovely Dem

quote:

He did not endorse President Barack Obama for reelection in 2012, opposes legalized abortion and stem cell research, was the only House Democrat from Illinois to vote against the Affordable Care Act, supported reauthorizing the Patriot Act in 2006, and supported the Defense of Marriage and First Amendment Defense Acts. In 2020, Lipinski, Democratic Representative Collin Peterson, 166 Republican representatives and 39 Republican senators submitted an amicus curiae brief calling on the Supreme Court to reconsider and potentially overturn Roe v. Wade and Planned Parenthood v. Casey, two cases that upheld abortion rights.

Chris James 2 has issued a correction as of 03:14 on Mar 18, 2020

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
someone buy :cough:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

neutral milf hotel posted:

I made a better version

LICK A TOILET SEAT BOOMERS

Hahaha

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

bye bitch

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I don't think licking toilet seats is a good idea, but I'm old and set in my ways

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

emfive posted:

I don't think licking toilet seats is a good idea, but I'm old and set in my ways

they're the cleanest part of the bathroom

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Chris James 2 posted:

For those who weren't following that whole saga btw Lipinski was a lovely Dem

lovely Dem redundant

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshPescatore/status/1239769272278228997?s=19


this is it. the loving nadir of civilization. just fire the loving nukes.

this woman for president

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice

Bearjew posted:

what does safe childcare even look like with how communicable this disease is

my girlfriend is a nanny for a family with 2 kids under 5. last week the parents started working from home, I did too, and she only goes to our place, their house, and the grocery store. but even that is being cut back as much as possible.

we told them we’ve taken social distancing to heart and expect them to do the same, and as long as possible she’ll be working there during the days while I work from home. I’ve accepted my social circle includes the 4 of them, and honestly I expect them to hold up their end of the bargain pretty well.

before this even got serious, they made a firm promise that they will pay her during any mandated quarantine/shelter situation where she can’t be there, and we all know they have the finances to make that happen even if things get much darker. and again, I think they will hold up their end of the bargain.

so I guess that’s your answer. it’s not a scenario normal people can arrange for, that’s for sure.

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

Chris James 2 posted:

For those who weren't following that whole saga btw Lipinski was a lovely Dem

Is he lovely or is pelosi lovely for letting him remain in the caucus?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Oh hey btw tomorrow's the 4-month anniversary of the impeachment

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/uncivilobedient/status/1240087072024735749

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:woop:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Not only were we completely unprepared for a pandemic, the economy was being held together with twigs and spit.

American ignorance and complacency is 10x more destructive than any nuclear bomb someone could have hit them with

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/i/moments/1240034311627137024

holy poo poo

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

What's the wager? Is he going to run third party or get corona and bleed to death from his eyes

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
pelosi is insanely bad lmao it's a wonder she never ran for president

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Just keep chipping away at these ghouls, its the only way to actually deal with the establishment

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice

pathetic little tramp posted:

Not only were we completely unprepared for a pandemic, the economy was being held together with twigs and spit.

American ignorance and complacency is 10x more destructive than any nuclear bomb someone could have hit them with

just do some extra rides on Uber man

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
remembering the SotU speech where nancy enthusiastically clapped for Juan guiado.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
TRUNIUOP

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



trolump

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Dreamershuo/status/1239803830088249345

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/uppittynegress/status/1240105535829147654

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


no all of the above?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
oh i thought it was that other girl who licked a toilet seat on twitter

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

eric ciaramella posted:

remembering the SotU speech where nancy enthusiastically clapped for Juan guiado.

lol

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

im waiting for bidet girl

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Spoondick posted:

no all of the above?

Twitter polls only allow 4 options IIRC

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