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r u ready to WALK posted:Just get an indoor outdoor thermometer and cram the outdoor unit up your butt, it's not unreasonably large and now you can transmit your core temperature wirelessly all day! Those are notorious for being inaccurate depending on exposure to sunlight, so don't tan your cheeks if you plan on going that route.
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Mar 18, 2020 22:46
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I appreciate that the first dude face planted the back of a chair the night before.
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r u ready to WALK posted:Just get an indoor outdoor thermometer and cram the outdoor unit up your butt, it's not unreasonably large and now you can transmit your core temperature wirelessly all day! Oh hey I had this exact model and the probe died in a week, no matter where I, uh, installed it.
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Just downloaded folding at home for my laptop and set it up on the desk top as well. I hope it helps in some way. Whats the goon team number?
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Mar 18, 2020 23:09
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I wonder the # of marriages that are going to unravel over the next few months.
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Mar 18, 2020 23:10
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Mnoba posted:all of my grilling thermometers don't have actual numbers, just a green area that says done, but i wonder if i can get a temp high enough to fall into that category What kinda shitass grilling thermometer you using? My grill thermometer uses an Industrial/Scientific K-Couple, is accurate to 2 tenths of a degree, and uploads the data in real time to the internet.
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Was Brady Sluder named by The Onion's writing staff?
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bird with big dick posted:What kinda shitass grilling thermometer you using? My grill thermometer uses an Industrial/Scientific K-Couple, is accurate to 2 tenths of a degree, and uploads the data in real time to the internet. something at walmart my mother-in-law got me, one says just Meat and the other says Chicken
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I finally had to go and get some basics at my Safeway, and it was actually really quiet. Octogenarians were basically the only people in it, and one was eating olives right out of the tapenade thing. This is why I don't buy out of the weird communal tapenade stand in any situation, let alone this one.
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chicken is meat though
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Mar 18, 2020 23:15
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Every woman's face kept getting rounder. Every man's face looked like they walked into a wall.
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sweet thursday posted:I wonder the # of marriages that are going to unravel over the next few months. Mrs Sexual is already sniping at me 
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She was promised a cruise.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:lol there’s nothing on amazon that isn’t a scam thermometer wise and they all get here in weeks This one is still in stock  https://www.buybuybaby.com/store/product/vicks-reg-rectal-thermometer/1063264579?keyword=thermometer
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Thermometers. Go to your local auto parts store and ask for the cheapest non-contact infrared thermometer. Probably a bunch on auto zone shelves because people don't realize it's a goddamn thermometer. Or rockauto, amazon, you know, anywhere else that sells thermometers for measuring exhaust pipe temps. Be sure to add 1F to the forehead temperature, it's not the same as you would read inside your mouth.
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sweet thursday posted:I wonder the # of marriages that are going to unravel over the next few months. I'm best man for my buddy's wedding in September and besides the normal 'not knowing what the gently caress I'm doing' this extra bit is making planning a bachelor party difficult.
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My roommate is taking so poorly to this situation that not only is she doing a daily panic-buy of a week's worth of food, she went out and bought a load of packets of seeds 'just in case' we have to grow our own. A lot of the packets were flower seeds.
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im remodeling the inside of a house of a LEO and him and the liberal af contractor im woking under were talking about using their corona relief money to invest in airline stocks, theres way more poo poo they talked about that blew my mind but just imagine a bunch of facebook posts being read aloud nothing i like about this situtation
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Mar 18, 2020 23:31
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i bought even more weed making good life decisions
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Mar 18, 2020 23:31
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Nasturtiums and violas/pansies are edible. Stay away from the foxglove, unless you've really had it with your roommate.
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Mar 18, 2020 23:32
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Guy Axlerod posted:Be sure to add 1F to the forehead temperature, it's not the same as you would read inside your mouth. This is the kind of poo poo this thread needs not dumb rear end politics fighting
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goldenninjawarrior posted:My roommate is taking so poorly to this situation that not only is she doing a daily panic-buy of a week's worth of food, she went out and bought a load of packets of seeds 'just in case' we have to grow our own. A lot of the packets were flower seeds.
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Wuhan Flu ain't nothin to gently caress with
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goldenninjawarrior posted:My roommate is taking so poorly to this situation that not only is she doing a daily panic-buy of a week's worth of food, she went out and bought a load of packets of seeds 'just in case' we have to grow our own. A lot of the packets were flower seeds. mad max geraniums
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poverty goat posted:flowers attract pollinators even if you are fully dead inside eat the bees?? 
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kloa posted:eat the bees?? Please don't eat the bees, eat their vomit instead
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pixaal posted:Million dollar idea, social games that involve 4-8 people playing silly games but also have webcams and mics to be social. You know when all the people used to socializing 24/7 suddenly are strapped to a computer and starving for human interaction? They'll turn to the hot new social game. This could be a nice round of Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.
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Keep raiding and everybody gets loot.
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Mar 18, 2020 23:41
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Dely Apple posted:Please don't eat the bees, eat their vomit instead My flatmate who decamped back to her family in Germany left behind some premium grade bee vomit which I have been enjoying with my fruits, nuts, and Greek yogurt.
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Mar 18, 2020 23:42
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If anyone is doing the folding at home, goon team is number 150. The more people doing it the better. Or maybe I'm just trying to give myself false hope that I'm helping.
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My wife was on a call, six cases of bathroom toilet paper for the office were stolen All TP is now litteally under lock and key and it's delivered on a schedule now
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poverty goat posted:flowers attract pollinators even if you are fully dead inside Sure if she wasn't going to be growing them inside.
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I’m gonna use my corona relief money to take Burt’s wife on a cruise.
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Hadlock posted:My wife was on a call, six cases of bathroom toilet paper for the office were stolen I thought this was the working from home thread for a moment and it was hilarious, in an actual office that's just weird and terrible and a little hilarious
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