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That's it, Cancel Culture has officially gone too far!
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Mar 18, 2020 04:13
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Now what will Millennials eat???
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Mar 18, 2020 04:18
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Screaming Idiot posted:Now what will Millennials eat??? 
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Mar 18, 2020 04:21
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Beachcomber posted:Guy who picks the Papa Smurf hat has cojones. I think those are all ladies. That’s mama smurf
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Mar 18, 2020 04:32
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Screaming Idiot posted:Now what will Millennials eat??? Assocado toast.
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Mar 18, 2020 06:54
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Local Norwegian crime: https://metro.co.uk/2015/03/24/man-faces-jail-after-gluing-his-beard-to-someone-elses-head-to-create-a-toupee-5118912/  quote:A man is facing jail time after he cut off his own hair and beard and tried to glue it to another man’s head in an apparent attempt to create a toupée.
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Mar 18, 2020 12:24
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A Portland Strip Club Has Started a Meal Delivery Service Where Dancers Bring Food Directly to Your Door NASA FIXES MARS LANDER BY TELLING IT TO HIT ITSELF WITH A SHOVEL
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Mar 18, 2020 18:34
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ultrafilter posted:A Portland Strip Club Has Started a Meal Delivery Service Where Dancers Bring Food Directly to Your Door Every time I think we live in the Hell Timeline little things like this pop up and give me hope.
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Mar 18, 2020 20:02
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Information requested: do you have intent to cry now, repeat, do you have intent to cry, nerd? Over
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Mar 18, 2020 20:17
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Nevada Brothels Stay Open With Promises to Increase Hand-Washing Proteus Jones posted:Every time I think we live in the Hell Timeline little things like this pop up and give me hope. You can't be tortured if you run out of hope.
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Mar 18, 2020 20:22
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https://twitter.com/quixem/status/1240418936866271232?s=21
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Mar 19, 2020 00:53
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Thank heaven, the Poo Poo Point paraglider is safe.
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Mar 19, 2020 01:05
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MUST... RESIST... DAD... JOKE
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Mar 19, 2020 01:20
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Mar 19, 2020 01:23
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Apparently people are planning a hike from Poo Poo Point to Pee Pee Creek 
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Mar 19, 2020 01:24
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AlbieQuirky posted:Apparently people are planning a hike from Poo Poo Point to Pee Pee Creek I thought you were supposed to go the other way to avoid infection
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Mar 19, 2020 01:26
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poo poo pee pee he is a bad paraglider
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Mar 19, 2020 02:17
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https://twitter.com/Spilling_The_T/status/1240387988682571776
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Mar 19, 2020 02:34
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https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1236215288716300289 but maybe there's still a small chance
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Mar 19, 2020 02:46
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Samuringa posted:https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1236215288716300289 It's my birthday, nothing bad could happen on my birthday
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Mar 19, 2020 02:47
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Captain Hygiene posted:It's my birthday, nothing bad could happen on my birthday Exactly, what are the chances of two horrible catastrophes happening on the same date?
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Mar 19, 2020 02:53
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I'm joking, I'm glad you were born and I hope you have a happy and safe birthday.
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Mar 19, 2020 02:54
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Screaming Idiot posted:I'm joking, I'm glad you were born and I hope you have a happy and safe birthday. *earth explodes, but  *
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Mar 19, 2020 03:10
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He literally said he was joking
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Mar 19, 2020 05:13
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Milo and POTUS posted:He literally said he was joking *earth explodes, but  *
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Mar 19, 2020 05:19
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Lol, I've hiked there multiple times, and drank beer and watched the hang gliders take off at the summit each time.
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Mar 19, 2020 05:42
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Captain Hygiene posted:I thought you were supposed to go the other way to avoid infection Username checks out.
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Mar 19, 2020 14:32
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https://twitter.com/kotaku/status/1240389104648343552?s=21 This is not a joke article or misleading clickbait. Seriously.
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Mar 19, 2020 21:25
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/kotaku/status/1240389104648343552?s=21 Joke's on them, I actually suck at speedrunning. 
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Mar 19, 2020 22:16
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By popular demand posted:Joke's on them, I actually suck at speedrunning. I can do a Yoshi's Island speedrun but that's about it
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Mar 19, 2020 22:24
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Koalas March posted:I can do a Yoshi's Island speedrun but that's about it I used to be able to do Super Mario World pretty fact, but for fun back when the SNES was current, so nothing like the TAS-speedruns nowadays
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Mar 19, 2020 22:25
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https://twitter.com/zacdayvis/status/1240692532767383553?s=09
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Mar 19, 2020 22:47
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Randaconda posted:I used to be able to do Super Mario World pretty fact, but for fun back when the SNES was current, so nothing like the TAS-speedruns nowadays There are different categories. Speed-running is a whole "thing*. You got the TAS-glitching speedruns, but you also have just doing it by hand./
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Mar 19, 2020 22:56
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TASBot cures coronavirus 0:10:81 - Corrupts memory - Executes arbitrary code - Heavy glitch abuse - Heavy luck manipulation - Uses death to save time
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Mar 20, 2020 00:37
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Kennel posted:TASBot cures coronavirus 0:10:81  I think we all know that two of the chemicals are “dimethyl mercury” and “FOOF”.
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Mar 20, 2020 00:41
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Has anyone checked if you can overflow the infection to make you anti-ill yet?
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Mar 20, 2020 00:46
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Kennel posted:TASBot cures coronavirus 0:10:81 IF I'm reading this correctly the strat was to execute arbitrary code on the nuclear launch computers and eliminate all potential hosts for COVID on day 1, thus keeping the viral death toll low.
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Mar 20, 2020 00:47
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Rapid political assent? Jesuits used to proofread.  Look, being Pope seems more appealing than being President right now.
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Mar 20, 2020 02:13
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did Nazi that coming
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