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Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

OMGVBFLOL posted:

hell
no
we wont joe

Joe means no

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



gonna add a wrinkle to my toxx:

if and when they do some "oh you cut in front of me, then i cut in front of you" switcharoo poo poo and have Biden step aside "for health reasons" and then just votelessly install Hilary or Michelle Obama or The Geico Gecko or whatever, I will not vote for that candidate either.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Owlbear Camus posted:

gonna add a wrinkle to my toxx:

if and when they do some "oh you cut in front of me, then i cut in front of you" switcharoo poo poo and have Biden step aside "for health reasons" and then just votelessly install Hilary or Michelle Obama or The Geico Gecko or whatever, I will not vote for that candidate either.

same I will not vote for any candidate who is not a progressive(elizabeth warren is not a progressive btw) and that is my toxx

I won't support them, I won't vote for them, I won't say a single nice thing about them

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Owlbear Camus posted:

gonna add a wrinkle to my toxx:

if and when they do some "oh you cut in front of me, then i cut in front of you" switcharoo poo poo and have Biden step aside "for health reasons" and then just votelessly install Hilary or Michelle Obama or The Geico Gecko or whatever, I will not vote for that candidate either.

for me that'd depend on the candidate, but if bernie withdraws i doubt joe will have trouble getting a majority

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

the thing about joe is i'm not going to vote for him

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



OMGVBFLOL posted:

for me that'd depend on the candidate, but if bernie withdraws i doubt joe will have trouble getting a majority

i hope bernie stays in till the convention but he's said some things that are signalling he might not want to keep playing the rigged game.

anyway the scenario i'm envisioning is joe gets a majority through whatever fuckery, names whoever the libs think is darling enough for people not to notice the fix as VP, steps down, and bam you got your candidate potentially without a single primary vote. i think they realize that hiding joe from july to november is a nonstarter and might swing for the fences and hope just outright installing oprah or lin manuel miranda or whatever will excite the rubes enough to give them a chance.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

OMGVBFLOL posted:

hell
no
we wont joe

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Owlbear Camus posted:

i hope bernie stays in till the convention but he's said some things that are signalling he might not want to keep playing the rigged game.

anyway the scenario i'm envisioning is joe gets a majority through whatever fuckery, names whoever the libs think is darling enough for people not to notice the fix as VP, steps down, and bam you got your candidate potentially without a single primary vote. i think they realize that hiding joe from july to november is a nonstarter and might swing for the fences and hope just outright installing oprah or lin manuel miranda or whatever will excite the rubes enough to give them a chance.

It'll be Hillary because "she already won the majority of the primary electorate before" and "the last time the Bernie bros voted for her at even higher rates than her voters voted for Obama". Finally it will be her turn. And then she loses for the third time, because NoJoe covers all neoliberal ghouls.

Pingui has issued a correction as of 00:18 on Mar 19, 2020

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Pingui posted:

It'll be Hillary because "she already won the majority of the primary electorate before" and "the last time the Bernie bros voted for her at even higher rates than her voters voted for Obama". Finally it will be her turn.

This would be some serious hellworld poo poo and I am not counting it out at all.

It would almost be worth it to watch her eat poo poo again. Or I guess it would at least be a consolation prize.

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Squizzle posted:


Thanks, love my first gangtag and the AV! Makes me come of a lot more dickish than intended, which I like a lot.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
no joe or joe-adjacent

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I can make this look less lovely but it's a demo so don't judge me, also if someone with actual talent at things wants to make this look less lovely for me that'd be cool

https://buttonmuseum.org/buttons/hell-no-we-wont-go

based off this vintage button

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

empty whippet box posted:

I can make this look less lovely but it's a demo so don't judge me, also if someone with actual talent at things wants to make this look less lovely for me that'd be cool

https://buttonmuseum.org/buttons/hell-no-we-wont-go

based off this vintage button



Are you making a profit off these? If so you should probably share it with the person who helps you unshit this one and the people who made the NOJOE logo

Euphoriaphone
Aug 10, 2006

empty whippet box posted:

same I will not vote for any candidate who is not a progressive(elizabeth warren is not a progressive btw) and that is my toxx

I won't support them, I won't vote for them, I won't say a single nice thing about them

I will actively tell people I know not to vote for any non-progressive Democrat.

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
Non-progressive? That's malarkey. THIS IS A NO MALARKEY ZONE.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jewel Repetition posted:

Are you making a profit off these? If so you should probably share it with the person who helps you unshit this one and the people who made the NOJOE logo

yes I am and I am happy to do that, who the gently caress made the no joe one tho. I seek artist permission for my designs, though a couple I have not been able to find the origin of. But yea of course

far as I can tell the nojoe logo is from something awful somewhere, not sure who made it though. However, whoever did is welcome to tell me to gently caress off and stop using it or welcome to some monies for its use

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

empty whippet box posted:

yes I am and I am happy to do that, who the gently caress made the no joe one tho. I seek artist permission for my designs, though a couple I have not been able to find the origin of. But yea of course

The original NoJoe/gangtag version was made by dex_sda, and the high-quality one on your button was made by smarxist

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jewel Repetition posted:

The original NoJoe/gangtag version was made by dex_sda, and the high-quality one on your button was made by smarxist

Thank you good sir, I'ma message them both

e: done, hopefully consent shall be properly gained

empty whippet box has issued a correction as of 01:55 on Mar 19, 2020

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747
Mr. Dick's gonna buy an AR-14 just so Joe can't confiscate it

cmykJester
Feb 16, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
already toxxed myself for Bernie, I can’t in good conscience vote for Biden, will probably just look at the working families party endorsements and vote accordingly, leaving his spot blank.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
i will never vote for joseph robinette biden

eat my entire dick from behind dnc

A New Dad
Nov 10, 2012

I SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO C-SPAM
listening to soad and vibing hard /w burning down da dnc

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Owlbear Camus posted:

gonna add a wrinkle to my toxx:

if and when they do some "oh you cut in front of me, then i cut in front of you" switcharoo poo poo and have Biden step aside "for health reasons" and then just votelessly install Hilary or Michelle Obama or The Geico Gecko or whatever, I will not vote for that candidate either.

:same:

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Oh hey if you want to know why everyone should hate Biden for his plague primary (warning: depressing stuff below)

Pingui posted:

Jesus, just read a tweet thread that contains a summary of the Imperial College report, if somebody would like to know how criminal the DNC, the RNC and the state governments have been by keeping the primaries on, keep reading. If on the other hand you would like to sleep tonight, don't:

Initial tweet followed by subsequent tweets unrolled and my comments at the bottom:
https://twitter.com/jeremycyoung/status/1239975682643357696

"We can now read the Imperial College report on COVID-19 that led to the extreme measures we've seen in the US this week. Read it; it's terrifying. I'll offer a summary in this thread; please correct me if I've gotten it wrong.
imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial…
The Imperial College team plugged infection and death rates from China/Korea/Italy into epidemic modeling software and ran a simulation: what happens if the US does absolutely nothing -- if we treat COVID-19 like the flu, go about our business, and let the virus take its course?
Here's what would happen: 80% of Americans would get the disease. 0.9% of them would die. Between 4 and 8 percent of all Americans over the age of 70 would die. 2.2 million Americans would die from the virus itself.
It gets worse. People with severe COVID-19 need to be put on ventilators. 50% of those on ventilators still die, but the other 50% live. But in an unmitigated epidemic, the need for ventilators would be 30 times the number available in the US. Nearly 100% of these patients die.
So the actual death toll from the virus would be closer to 4 million Americans -- in a span of 3 months. 8-15% of all Americans over 70 would die.

How many is 4 million people? It's more Americans than have died all at once from anything, ever. It's the population of Los Angeles. It's 4 times the number of Americans who died in the Civil War...on both sides combined. It's two-thirds as many people as died in the Holocaust.
Americans make up 4.4% of the world's population. If we extrapolate these numbers to the rest of the world (warning: MOE is high here), this gives us 90 million deaths globally from COVID-19, in 3-6 months. 15 Holocausts. 1.5 times as many people as died in all of World War II.
Now, of course countries won't stand by and do nothing. So the Imperial College team ran the numbers again, this time assuming a "mitigation" strategy: all symptomatic cases in the US in isolation. Families of those cases quarantined. All Americans over 70 social distancing.
This mitigation strategy is what you've seen a lot of people talking about when they say we should "flatten the curve": try to slow the spread of the disease to the people most likely to die from it, to avoid overwhelming hospitals.
And it does flatten the curve -- but not nearly enough. The death rate from the disease is cut in half, but it still kills 1.1 million Americans all by itself. The peak need for ventilators falls by two-thirds, but it still exceeds the number of ventilators in the US by 8 times.
That leaves the actual death toll in the US at right around 2 million deaths.
The population of Houston. Two Civil Wars. One-third of the Holocaust. Globally, 45 million people die: 7.5 Holocausts, 3/4 of World War II. That's what happens if we rely on mitigation & common sense.
Finally, the Imperial College team ran the numbers again, assuming a "suppression" strategy: isolate symptomatic cases, quarantine their family members, social distancing for the whole population, all public gatherings/most workplaces shut down, schools and universities close.
Suppression works! The death rate in the US peaks 3 weeks from now at a few thousand deaths, then goes down. We hit but don't exceed the number of available ventilators. The nightmarish death tolls from the rest of the study disappear.
But here's the catch: if we EVER relax suppression before a vaccine is administered to the entire population, COVID-19 comes right back and kills millions of Americans in a few months, the same as before.

After the 1st suppression period ends in July, we could probably lift restrictions for a month, followed by 2 more months of suppression, in a repeating pattern without triggering an outbreak or overwhelming the ventilator supply. Staggering breaks by city could do a bit better.
But we simply cannot EVER allow the virus to spread throughout the entire population in the way other viruses do, because it is just too deadly. If lots of people we know end up getting COVID-19, it means millions of Americans are dying. It simply can't be allowed to happen.
How quickly will a vaccine be here? Last week three separate research teams announced they had developed vaccines. Yesterday, one of them (with FDA approval) injected its vaccine into a live person, without waiting for animal testing. That's an extreme measure, but necessary.
Now, though, they have to monitor the test subject for 14 months to make sure the vaccine is safe. This part can't be rushed: if you're going to inoculate all humans, you have to make absolutely sure the vaccine itself won't kill them. It probably won't, but you have to be sure.
Assuming the vaccine is safe and effective, it will still take several months to produce enough to inoculate the global population. For this reason, the Imperial College team estimated it will be about 18 months until the vaccine is available.
During those 18 months, things are going to be very difficult and very scary. Our economy and society will be disrupted in profound ways. And if suppression actually works, it will feel like we're doing all this for nothing, because infection and death rates will remain low.
It's easy to get people to come together in common sacrifice in the middle of a war. It's very hard to get them to do so in a pandemic that looks invisible precisely because suppression methods are working. But that's exactly what we're going to have to do. /end"

The consequence of the primaries is that none of the strategies have been followed, as a matter of fact the primaries will serve as super nodes that will result in a much, much faster spread. And considering AZ and Florida, some of the absolutely worst possible places for a disease like this will essentially reach something approaching 100% penetration. The report does NOT include deaths due to lack of respirators for other needs or any other secondary death.

edit: this goon's post is better

Ruzihm has issued a correction as of 07:17 on Mar 19, 2020

2reachmu
Jul 30, 2005

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The only thing good from Delaware is tax-free shopping and an abundance of Wawas. And maybe my ex, who is a good person. Joe Biden, eat poo poo.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Flunky posted:

ty for whatever the heck this avatar is

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIdjeUPjc5o

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

:hmmyes:

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Had to check if I’m voting for Joe “‘Lets keep hitting it’ in reference to the problem of marital violence” Biden.

Nope, still not.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
reading through the 2016 election night thread is a loving trip, people saying surely the party is dead after this, surely 2020 will be different

lmao

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Code Jockey posted:

reading through the 2016 election night thread is a loving trip, people saying surely the party is dead after this, surely 2020 will be different

lmao
‘This Will Be The End Of The DNC,’ Says Increasingly Nervous Man For Thousandth Time This Millennia

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Cowpocalypse posted:

‘This Will Be The End Of The DNC,’ Says Increasingly Nervous Man For Thousandth Time This Millennia

lol

at least Hillary ran a campaign, as terribly run as it was

joe biden was absolutely nothing until what, like a month ago if that? I can't perceive the passage of time at all anymore

Blackjack2000
Mar 29, 2010

Lurker coming out of my cave to let you all know that I'm not voting for Joe Biden. :toxx:

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Code Jockey posted:

lol

at least Hillary ran a campaign, as terribly run as it was

joe biden was absolutely nothing until what, like a month ago if that? I can't perceive the passage of time at all anymore

S.C. was on the 29th of February :psypop:

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Code Jockey posted:

reading through the 2016 election night thread is a loving trip, people saying surely the party is dead after this, surely 2020 will be different

lmao

loool

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Pingui posted:

S.C. was on the 29th of February :psypop:

Jesus

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Yeah... the time dilation has been pretty bad under Trump, but seem to be approaching a singularity. Give it a few weeks and we will be time locked permanently in this primary, right around the time when the body bags from the primaries start piling.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Pingui posted:

S.C. was on the 29th of February :psypop:

Love the hellworld time compression syndrome

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I would honestly rather stack the Supreme Court with Republicans for the next 1000 years than vote for joe Biden.

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