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The episode where Peggy has to tutor the football captain and he has a legit learning disability or something sucks poo poo.
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# ? Mar 19, 2020 13:27 |
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Who What Now posted:The episode where Peggy has to tutor the football captain and he has a legit learning disability or something sucks poo poo. You're misremembering the episode. He doesn't have a learning disability at all. He just coasted through high school because of his football fame and didn't bother learning the material. His mother tricked Peggy and Hank into thinking he has a learning disability. When he learned this, he got pissed off, realized how lovely he treated Peggy and made a legit effort to learn something before the big game. This episode was made before it was known that football pride enabled child molestation.
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# ? Mar 19, 2020 13:38 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:You're misremembering the episode. He doesn't have a learning disability at all. He just coasted through high school because of his football fame and didn't bother learning the material. His mother tricked Peggy and Hank into thinking he has a learning disability. When he learned this, he got pissed off, realized how lovely he treated Peggy and made a legit effort to learn something before the big game. who what now's mom is just pretending who what now has a learning disability ok
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# ? Mar 19, 2020 14:13 |
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David Kalaiki-Alii's mother. Who is also Hank's insurance adjuster in another episode. It was portrayed a lovely thing of her to do. I'm not from or have ever been to Texas, but the whole episode was basically a critique on small town Texas's obsession with football.
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# ? Mar 19, 2020 14:26 |
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One thing I like about this show is that instead of doing some hacky BS where everyone idiotically mispronounces the POC characters’ foreign-sounding surnames, everyone pretty much gets it right. Even a conservative guy like Hank can take the time to properly pronounce the names of his neighbors like Souphanousinphone and Kalaiki-Alii because it’s common freakin’ courtesy.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:09 |
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"He ain't Chinese" looks Khan up and down "He's Laotian. Aintcha mistah Khan?" My favorite exchange in the series and it sets a tone for that
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:19 |
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Doppelganger posted:One thing I like about this show is that instead of doing some hacky BS where everyone idiotically mispronounces the POC characters’ foreign-sounding surnames, everyone pretty much gets it right. Even a conservative guy like Hank can take the time to properly pronounce the names of his neighbors like Souphanousinphone and Kalaiki-Alii because it’s common freakin’ courtesy. in hawaii we do it backwards, either we pronounce it the way it's written so we have joe-a-quinns and gomeses without the accent e, or we heard it and had no idea how it's written and that's how the hawaii-chinese surname of Soon (as in, you know, sun quan) was propagated, and everything is pronounced wrong entirely
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:47 |
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Ches Neckbeard posted:"He ain't Chinese" The look on Khan's face is priceless
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:55 |
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In early Cotton episodes there's a couple of jokes about inverting your expectations of such a hateful old man. When DeeDee tells him they have to leave: "What did you say? ... What did you say?!" [Hank and Peggy look concerned; Cotton adjusts his hearing aid] "Now what'd you say babycakes?"
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:59 |
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Ches Neckbeard posted:"He ain't Chinese" Same with me. You really think they're going to be lazy with the writing, making Cotton unsurprisingly racist and dumb, and he's the opposite, while STILL generally being an rear end in a top hat. At least he shits on people based on their character and not much else.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 01:05 |
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tbf he is racist against the Japanese until the going to japan episodes
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 03:37 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:tbf he is racist against the Japanese until the going to japan episodes tbf they took his shins
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 03:41 |
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fiddy men
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 03:43 |
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Cotton's best moments: When he sees Peggy with a black eye and gets pissed at Hank. "I didn't teach you that!" And later, when he dies, his last words: Peggy's there with him and tells him she wishes he lives forever and is always in pain. And he opens his eyes and says "Oh, do you now?" and bites it there.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 03:47 |
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cotton willing himself to die purely to spite Peggy was the perfect capstone
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 03:48 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:Cotton's best moments: Hank as a traditionally minded man who wants to raise is son properly, who sees his own father as an example of toxic masculinity, and tries to do better. without being entirely self aware Cotton Hill; a surprisingly self aware man at the end of his days, who means well despite his faults bobby- that’s my purse I DONT KNOW YEW
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 03:51 |
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I like how Hank knows Spanish better than Peggy.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 04:42 |
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Well it’d be difficult not to, really. He also knows what “boiled ox penis” is in Lao! Marin Karin fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Mar 20, 2020 |
# ? Mar 20, 2020 04:44 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:cotton willing himself to die purely to spite Peggy was the perfect capstone I'm watching this episode right now and the way Cotton acts through the whole episode is kind of incredible. Shits on and belittles Hank until the very end.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 04:45 |
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I did like when cotton yells at Peggy enough to get up the hill and dance on his grave.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 11:30 |
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Kinda weird how they had a whole episode dedicated to him fighting to get a grave plot only to flush him down the toilet.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 12:57 |
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Hated a baby?!
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 13:40 |
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https://twitter.com/MikeJudge/status/1241070374541881344?s=20
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 21:49 |
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After seeing how absolutely amazing the 2 part Japan episodes were, I would have liked to see them do it with Cottons ashes. Honestly I think it would have made a decent movie. The movie starts on the first day of Summer and Khan is showing off his new RV, a surprisingly common trope in movies in the 80s and 90s. He's bragging about all of his different vacation ideas when Hank finds out Cotton has died. Cotton says he wants his ashes thrown in a Washington DC politicians face, and Hank at first completely refuses the idea but Peggy, wanting an excuse to go to DC, convinces Hank to find a statue of a politician he doesn't like to throw the ashes at. Hank agrees and inspired by Khan rents an RV for the trip. Dale convinces Hank to let him and Joseph come so the boys can spend summer together, and Khan insists he bring his family and RV along too. He claims this is to let Connie hang out with her friends for the summer and to break in his new RV, but in reality he is heartbroken that the only American to ever recognize him as a Laotian has died and he wants to attend the "ceremony". The movie ends when Dale "pocket ashes" Bill Clinton right in the face.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 22:31 |
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Went to Oklahoma recently. Could not help but think "I'm from Texas, so even if these lousy redneck people have home turf advantage, I can still kick their rear end." Learned this attitude from King of the Hill about a place I'd never been. Ended up enjoying myself immensely, meeting great very nice people, and generally having a great time. Someday I'll have to go back. And it was nothing like my poor attitude forecasted. After actually visiting Oklahoma, I have very few negative things to say about the place.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 22:51 |
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achtungnight posted:Went to Oklahoma recently. Could not help but think "I'm from Texas, so even if these lousy redneck people have home turf advantage, I can still kick their rear end." Learned this attitude from King of the Hill about a place I'd never been. Ended up enjoying myself immensely, meeting great very nice people, and generally having a great time. Someday I'll have to go back. don't read anything about their government then lol
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 22:54 |
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achtungnight posted:Went to Oklahoma recently. Could not help but think "I'm from Texas, so even if these lousy redneck people have home turf advantage, I can still kick their rear end." Learned this attitude from King of the Hill about a place I'd never been. Ended up enjoying myself immensely, meeting great very nice people, and generally having a great time. Someday I'll have to go back. Did the Wichita Falls Dairy Queen do the cool trick with the Blizzards?
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 22:57 |
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I didn’t see the government or the Wichita Queen. I went there for Richard Marx, his tour wasn’t coming any closer to where I live. The concert was great, most human celebrity I’ve ever encountered. Also stopped by a mall, a restaurant, a bookstore, a seedy motel that nevertheless gave me a good night’s sleep, and a great action figure museum. Every place was decent, good as any I’ve been in Texas or elsewhere. Drove past the Winstar World Casino- soon as this pandemic ends and I get the chance and they host the right concert I’m definitely going back to directly check that place out. Don’t press me for more details, it’s been a month and this is all I recall.
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# ? Mar 21, 2020 00:31 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:David Kalaiki-Alii's mother. Who is also Hank's insurance adjuster in another episode. Pretty accurate, too. In my high school, on game days, the football team ate breakfast on an elevated platform aet up in the center of the cafeteria and were served steak, eggs, fresh fruit, and various other luxuries while the rest of us ate the typical reheated garbage schools normally ate at the time. Betazoid posted:Did the Wichita Falls Dairy Queen do the cool trick with the Blizzards? I went to high school in WF and goddamn did we love that episode The Bible fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Mar 21, 2020 |
# ? Mar 21, 2020 01:12 |
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achtungnight posted:Went to Oklahoma recently. Could not help but think "I'm from Texas, so even if these lousy redneck people have home turf advantage, I can still kick their rear end." Learned this attitude from King of the Hill about a place I'd never been. Ended up enjoying myself immensely, meeting great very nice people, and generally having a great time. Someday I'll have to go back. I've heard the hos in OKC are out of this world
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# ? Mar 21, 2020 03:06 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I've heard the hos in OKC are out of this world Them's MY hoes
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 13:37 |
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Is there anyone in the show besides Peggy who grew up with a sister or brother? That just occurred to me for some reason, and I can't think of any.
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 17:15 |
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How could you forget Patch Boomhauer?
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 17:19 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:Is there anyone in the show besides Peggy who grew up with a sister or brother? That just occurred to me for some reason, and I can't think of any. G.H.
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 17:26 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:Is there anyone in the show besides Peggy who grew up with a sister or brother? That just occurred to me for some reason, and I can't think of any. Khan has brothers.
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 21:17 |
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TheKingslayer posted:Khan has brothers. And Bill's got a whole fancy family.
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 21:40 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:And Bill's got a whole fancy family. Unfortunately not, according to Gilbert "There's no one but us? But what about Aunt Esme, and cousin Violetta?" "Aunt Esme died of fever, Violetta died suddenly in her sleep. The swamp takes what it calls its' own. Let me tell you of our ill-fated kin. Consumption, drink, impostor, madhouse, public madhouse, barren, barren, barren... well pretty much this whole left side. Leaving only us." Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Mar 23, 2020 |
# ? Mar 23, 2020 22:20 |
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it’s the emphasis on public madhouse that makes it
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 23:58 |
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Hank has the half brother in Japan as well as good hank. There’s an episode where Joseph falls in love with a girl he doesn’t know is his half sister. I guess none of those people grew up with the siblings though. Doesn’t hank have a brother in zz top? Or was that a cousin
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 00:21 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2024 19:25 |
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^ e: that joseph has a sister i always felt that junichiro not having a secret, great interest in american football was a missed opportunity. though he would have been a niners fan, and worshipped steve young
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