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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The episode where Peggy has to tutor the football captain and he has a legit learning disability or something sucks poo poo.

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Who What Now posted:

The episode where Peggy has to tutor the football captain and he has a legit learning disability or something sucks poo poo.

You're misremembering the episode. He doesn't have a learning disability at all. He just coasted through high school because of his football fame and didn't bother learning the material. His mother tricked Peggy and Hank into thinking he has a learning disability. When he learned this, he got pissed off, realized how lovely he treated Peggy and made a legit effort to learn something before the big game.

This episode was made before it was known that football pride enabled child molestation.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Detective No. 27 posted:

You're misremembering the episode. He doesn't have a learning disability at all. He just coasted through high school because of his football fame and didn't bother learning the material. His mother tricked Peggy and Hank into thinking he has a learning disability. When he learned this, he got pissed off, realized how lovely he treated Peggy and made a legit effort to learn something before the big game.

This episode was made before it was known that football pride enabled child molestation.

who what now's mom is just pretending who what now has a learning disability ok

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

David Kalaiki-Alii's mother. Who is also Hank's insurance adjuster in another episode.

It was portrayed a lovely thing of her to do. I'm not from or have ever been to Texas, but the whole episode was basically a critique on small town Texas's obsession with football.

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
One thing I like about this show is that instead of doing some hacky BS where everyone idiotically mispronounces the POC characters’ foreign-sounding surnames, everyone pretty much gets it right. Even a conservative guy like Hank can take the time to properly pronounce the names of his neighbors like Souphanousinphone and Kalaiki-Alii because it’s common freakin’ courtesy.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
"He ain't Chinese"

looks Khan up and down

"He's Laotian. Aintcha mistah Khan?"

My favorite exchange in the series and it sets a tone for that

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Doppelganger posted:

One thing I like about this show is that instead of doing some hacky BS where everyone idiotically mispronounces the POC characters’ foreign-sounding surnames, everyone pretty much gets it right. Even a conservative guy like Hank can take the time to properly pronounce the names of his neighbors like Souphanousinphone and Kalaiki-Alii because it’s common freakin’ courtesy.

in hawaii we do it backwards, either we pronounce it the way it's written so we have joe-a-quinns and gomeses without the accent e, or we heard it and had no idea how it's written and that's how the hawaii-chinese surname of Soon (as in, you know, sun quan) was propagated, and everything is pronounced wrong entirely

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ches Neckbeard posted:

"He ain't Chinese"

looks Khan up and down

"He's Laotian. Aintcha mistah Khan?"

My favorite exchange in the series and it sets a tone for that

The look on Khan's face is priceless

Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
In early Cotton episodes there's a couple of jokes about inverting your expectations of such a hateful old man.

When DeeDee tells him they have to leave: "What did you say? ... What did you say?!" [Hank and Peggy look concerned; Cotton adjusts his hearing aid] "Now what'd you say babycakes?"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Ches Neckbeard posted:

"He ain't Chinese"

looks Khan up and down

"He's Laotian. Aintcha mistah Khan?"

My favorite exchange in the series and it sets a tone for that

Same with me. You really think they're going to be lazy with the writing, making Cotton unsurprisingly racist and dumb, and he's the opposite, while STILL generally being an rear end in a top hat.

At least he shits on people based on their character and not much else.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
tbf he is racist against the Japanese until the going to japan episodes

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

Raskolnikov38 posted:

tbf he is racist against the Japanese until the going to japan episodes

tbf they took his shins

naem
May 29, 2011

fiddy men

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Cotton's best moments:

When he sees Peggy with a black eye and gets pissed at Hank. "I didn't teach you that!"


And later, when he dies, his last words: Peggy's there with him and tells him she wishes he lives forever and is always in pain. And he opens his eyes and says "Oh, do you now?" and bites it there.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
cotton willing himself to die purely to spite Peggy was the perfect capstone

naem
May 29, 2011

Cowslips Warren posted:

Cotton's best moments:

When he sees Peggy with a black eye and gets pissed at Hank. "I didn't teach you that!"


And later, when he dies, his last words: Peggy's there with him and tells him she wishes he lives forever and is always in pain. And he opens his eyes and says "Oh, do you now?" and bites it there.

Hank as a traditionally minded man who wants to raise is son properly, who sees his own father as an example of toxic masculinity, and tries to do better. without being entirely self aware

Cotton Hill; a surprisingly self aware man at the end of his days, who means well despite his faults

bobby- that’s my purse I DONT KNOW YEW

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I like how Hank knows Spanish better than Peggy.

Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
Well it’d be difficult not to, really.

He also knows what “boiled ox penis” is in Lao! :v:

Marin Karin fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Mar 20, 2020

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Raskolnikov38 posted:

cotton willing himself to die purely to spite Peggy was the perfect capstone

I'm watching this episode right now and the way Cotton acts through the whole episode is kind of incredible. Shits on and belittles Hank until the very end.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I did like when cotton yells at Peggy enough to get up the hill and dance on his grave.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Kinda weird how they had a whole episode dedicated to him fighting to get a grave plot only to flush him down the toilet.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Hated a baby?!

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



https://twitter.com/MikeJudge/status/1241070374541881344?s=20

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

After seeing how absolutely amazing the 2 part Japan episodes were, I would have liked to see them do it with Cottons ashes. Honestly I think it would have made a decent movie.

The movie starts on the first day of Summer and Khan is showing off his new RV, a surprisingly common trope in movies in the 80s and 90s. He's bragging about all of his different vacation ideas when Hank finds out Cotton has died. Cotton says he wants his ashes thrown in a Washington DC politicians face, and Hank at first completely refuses the idea but Peggy, wanting an excuse to go to DC, convinces Hank to find a statue of a politician he doesn't like to throw the ashes at. Hank agrees and inspired by Khan rents an RV for the trip. Dale convinces Hank to let him and Joseph come so the boys can spend summer together, and Khan insists he bring his family and RV along too. He claims this is to let Connie hang out with her friends for the summer and to break in his new RV, but in reality he is heartbroken that the only American to ever recognize him as a Laotian has died and he wants to attend the "ceremony".

The movie ends when Dale "pocket ashes" Bill Clinton right in the face.

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
Went to Oklahoma recently. Could not help but think "I'm from Texas, so even if these lousy redneck people have home turf advantage, I can still kick their rear end." Learned this attitude from King of the Hill about a place I'd never been. Ended up enjoying myself immensely, meeting great very nice people, and generally having a great time. Someday I'll have to go back.

And it was nothing like my poor attitude forecasted. After actually visiting Oklahoma, I have very few negative things to say about the place. :)

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

achtungnight posted:

Went to Oklahoma recently. Could not help but think "I'm from Texas, so even if these lousy redneck people have home turf advantage, I can still kick their rear end." Learned this attitude from King of the Hill about a place I'd never been. Ended up enjoying myself immensely, meeting great very nice people, and generally having a great time. Someday I'll have to go back.

And it was nothing like my poor attitude forecasted. After actually visiting Oklahoma, I have very few negative things to say about the place. :)

don't read anything about their government then lol

Betazoid
Aug 3, 2010

Hallo. Ik ben een leeuw.

achtungnight posted:

Went to Oklahoma recently. Could not help but think "I'm from Texas, so even if these lousy redneck people have home turf advantage, I can still kick their rear end." Learned this attitude from King of the Hill about a place I'd never been. Ended up enjoying myself immensely, meeting great very nice people, and generally having a great time. Someday I'll have to go back.

And it was nothing like my poor attitude forecasted. After actually visiting Oklahoma, I have very few negative things to say about the place. :)

Did the Wichita Falls Dairy Queen do the cool trick with the Blizzards?

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
I didn’t see the government or the Wichita Queen. I went there for Richard Marx, his tour wasn’t coming any closer to where I live. The concert was great, most human celebrity I’ve ever encountered. Also stopped by a mall, a restaurant, a bookstore, a seedy motel that nevertheless gave me a good night’s sleep, and a great action figure museum. Every place was decent, good as any I’ve been in Texas or elsewhere. Drove past the Winstar World Casino- soon as this pandemic ends and I get the chance and they host the right concert I’m definitely going back to directly check that place out.

Don’t press me for more details, it’s been a month and this is all I recall.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Detective No. 27 posted:

David Kalaiki-Alii's mother. Who is also Hank's insurance adjuster in another episode.

It was portrayed a lovely thing of her to do. I'm not from or have ever been to Texas, but the whole episode was basically a critique on small town Texas's obsession with football.

Pretty accurate, too.

In my high school, on game days, the football team ate breakfast on an elevated platform aet up in the center of the cafeteria and were served steak, eggs, fresh fruit, and various other luxuries while the rest of us ate the typical reheated garbage schools normally ate at the time.

Betazoid posted:

Did the Wichita Falls Dairy Queen do the cool trick with the Blizzards?

I went to high school in WF and goddamn did we love that episode

The Bible fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Mar 21, 2020

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

achtungnight posted:

Went to Oklahoma recently. Could not help but think "I'm from Texas, so even if these lousy redneck people have home turf advantage, I can still kick their rear end." Learned this attitude from King of the Hill about a place I'd never been. Ended up enjoying myself immensely, meeting great very nice people, and generally having a great time. Someday I'll have to go back.

And it was nothing like my poor attitude forecasted. After actually visiting Oklahoma, I have very few negative things to say about the place. :)

I've heard the hos in OKC are out of this world

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've heard the hos in OKC are out of this world

Them's MY hoes

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
Is there anyone in the show besides Peggy who grew up with a sister or brother? That just occurred to me for some reason, and I can't think of any.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

How could you forget Patch Boomhauer?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

Is there anyone in the show besides Peggy who grew up with a sister or brother? That just occurred to me for some reason, and I can't think of any.

G.H.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

Is there anyone in the show besides Peggy who grew up with a sister or brother? That just occurred to me for some reason, and I can't think of any.

Khan has brothers.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

TheKingslayer posted:

Khan has brothers.

And Bill's got a whole fancy family.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

And Bill's got a whole fancy family.

Unfortunately not, according to Gilbert

"There's no one but us? But what about Aunt Esme, and cousin Violetta?"

"Aunt Esme died of fever, Violetta died suddenly in her sleep. The swamp takes what it calls its' own. Let me tell you of our ill-fated kin. Consumption, drink, impostor, madhouse, public madhouse, barren, barren, barren... well pretty much this whole left side. Leaving only us."

Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Mar 23, 2020

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
it’s the emphasis on public madhouse that makes it :discourse:

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Hank has the half brother in Japan as well as good hank. There’s an episode where Joseph falls in love with a girl he doesn’t know is his half sister. I guess none of those people grew up with the siblings though. Doesn’t hank have a brother in zz top? Or was that a cousin

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
^ e: that

joseph has a sister

i always felt that junichiro not having a secret, great interest in american football was a missed opportunity. though he would have been a niners fan, and worshipped steve young

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