TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Jazerus posted:

cold-pressed vaccine you can make at home? yes, please

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:16

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# ? May 30, 2024 00:56

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Filthy Hans posted:

he was a progressive liberal "intellectual" comic who lost his fanbase because he lost his sense of humor, then 9/11 broke his brain and for some reason neocons embraced him, over a few years his personality shifted from pandering to chuds to being a true believer, and his algonquin round table shtick just does not jibe with conservative politics so it's jarringly bad and his brain has smoothened to a mirrored surface

basically he's an unfunny boomer with brainworms and my guess is he's more the latter of your two options because if he were the former he'd have been me-tooed by now because he has no clout to intimidate accusers

I thought he was always a reactionary but my pre-911 exposure to him was pretty much limited to snl reruns

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:18

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

K9 posted:

i'm the brown residue on the lower banana

That banana has been quite bold

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:19

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Hatebag posted:

I thought he was always a reactionary but my pre-911 exposure to him was pretty much limited to snl reruns

maybe a quarter of his old routine was dragging Republicans

edit: and a third of his old routine was outrage at the OJ Simpson verdict

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:21

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

he was a progressive liberal "intellectual" comic who lost his fanbase because he lost his sense of humor, then 9/11 broke his brain and for some reason neocons embraced him, over a few years his personality shifted from pandering to chuds to being a true believer, and his algonquin round table shtick just does not jibe with conservative politics so it's jarringly bad and his brain has smoothened to a mirrored surface

basically he's an unfunny boomer with brainworms and my guess is he's more the latter of your two options because if he were the former he'd have been me-tooed by now because he has no clout to intimidate accusers

ev ry bod y wants to rule the world

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:22

Friend: Aug 3, 2008

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0006FUDLA

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:24

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

our wet president is awake

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241367239900778501?s=20

I refuse to believe he knows how to spell either of those things

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:27

The Battle Axe: Mar 30, 2011

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

our wet president is awake

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241367239900778501?s=20

I refuse to believe he knows how to spell either of those things

H works better with A

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:28

InsertPotPun: Apr 16, 2018; Pissy Bitch stan

Al-Saqr posted:

https://twitter.com/benjaminpdixon/status/1241360913632038914?s=21

White old boomers care about respect than a global health pandemic lol I really hope Corona gives it to them good.

Florida is a unique kind of brain worms

this. over and over this.

"let's have a meeting."
"I think we should do something"
"you're getting emotional this meeting is over"

over and over.

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:28

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

lol I just remembered Dennis Miller was besties with Victoria Jackson, and she went turbo-evangelical neocon after 9/11, basically the Stephen King's Arachnaphobia of brain spiders

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:28

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

our wet president is awake

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241367239900778501?s=20

I refuse to believe he knows how to spell either of those things

cool.. ok, let's do this... let's see if amerisource bergen, mckesson or cardinal health has a few million doses we can order... huh... welp

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:29

Equeen: Oct 29, 2011; Pole dance~

InsertPotPun posted:

this. over and over this.

"let's have a meeting."
"I think we should do something"
"you're getting emotional this meeting is over"

over and over.

i want to punch that white bitch so bad lol

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:31

Not a Children: Oct 9, 2012; Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

lmao holy poo poo the president is giving unproven medical advice

Definitely, definitely sure that he holds no investments in any manufacturers of those drugs

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:32

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Filthy Hans posted:

maybe a quarter of his old routine was dragging Republicans

edit: and a third of his old routine was outrage at the OJ Simpson verdict

Ah, the 90's. When they announced the verdict they brought in tvs to our classrooms so everyone could watch and the white kids were upset and the black kids were happy lol

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:32

Dixon Chisholm: Jan 2, 2020

2DCAT posted:

i showed u my dessert answer me

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:34

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Not a Children posted:

lmao holy poo poo the president is giving unproven medical advice

Definitely, definitely sure that he holds no investments in any manufacturers of those drugs

Paul Manafort must have an epic case of blue balls, so much grifting potential right now and he's limited to the crimes he can commit via cell phone or through his lawyer visits

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:34

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

the president's sound medical advice is to hold your breath for 10 minutes to avoid exposure

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:34

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Al-Saqr posted:

https://twitter.com/benjaminpdixon/status/1241360913632038914?s=21

White old boomers care about respect than a global health pandemic lol I really hope Corona gives it to them good.

Florida is a unique kind of brain worms

I like how he still has to say �this gentlemen� instead �this rear end in a top hat�

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:35

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

our wet president is awake

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241367239900778501?s=20

I refuse to believe he knows how to spell either of those things

Are those the clinical names for Adderall and Sudafed

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:35

ChipNDip: Sep 6, 2010; How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

Spoondick posted:

cool.. ok, let's do this... let's see if amerisource bergen, mckesson or cardinal health has a few million doses we can order... huh... welp

For $500 a dose? We're on it, sir.

(those are both extremely common generics for malaria and pink eye respectively, so they definitely have some stocked and there's factories around the world that can crank it out, just not at the right price for a crisis)

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:36

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

President Trump developed a cure for the roni!

That's what redhat MAGA chuds will 100% believe now. If they don't receive the cure or if there's not enough of the cure to go around it will be the Democrat's fault.

Congratulations on another 4 years of TRUMP THREAD.

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:36

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

2DCAT posted:

you did the thing we were all thinking

also, new album cover

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:36

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Filthy Hans posted:

lol I just remembered Dennis Miller was besties with Victoria Jackson, and she went turbo-evangelical neocon after 9/11, basically the Stephen King's Arachnaphobia of brain spiders

Snl was chock full of right wingers prior to 911 and it got worse. Even chris farley was a republican. Stands to reason that lorne michaels is some kind of reactionary.
Just looked it up and it appears he donates to the republicans.

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:37

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

Pepperoneedy posted:

One thing I'm realizing from this pandemic:

Always have a lawyer look over every contract before signing.

Everyone has come out of the woodwork to screw us as much as they can by ignoring force majeur and it's disgusting

the lawyers are the one�s making the contract that way

do you think you can negotiate with these companies or win against them in court?

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:39

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

I like how he still has to say �this gentlemen� instead �this rear end in a top hat�

Even in the face of societal collapse, roberts rules of order must be upheld

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:39

The Alpha Centauri: Feb 15, 2019

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

our wet president is awake

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241367239900778501?s=20

I refuse to believe he knows how to spell either of those things

he wants us to take a z-pack to fight a virus?

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:40

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Equeen posted:

i want to cough on that white bitch so bad lol

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:40

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

our wet president is awake

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241367239900778501?s=20

I refuse to believe he knows how to spell either of those things

lol as if nurses dont have to put up with enough bullshit

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:40

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Hatebag posted:

Snl was chock full of right wingers prior to 911 and it got worse. Even chris farley was a republican. Stands to reason that lorne michaels is some kind of reactionary.
Just looked it up and it appears he donates to the republicans.

David Spade was a real yuppie puke in the 90's

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:40

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

My parents should have hit me over and over until I agreed to major in law or some kind of magic money job

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:41

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

im sorry but i don't write the rules of decorum

"yes you do"

NO I DON'T THIS MEETING IS OVER

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:41

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

ok well are you SURE that you dont have HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE & AZITHROMYCIN?! did you check in the back? who is your manager

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:42

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

The Alpha Centauri posted:

he wants us to take a z-pack to fight a virus?

what better way to combat coronavirus than to kill people with MRSA first

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:42

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1241064087083077632?s=20

Mike Huckabee is somehow a better joke writer than this guy.

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:43

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

Snl was chock full of right wingers prior to 911 and it got worse. Even chris farley was a republican. Stands to reason that lorne michaels is some kind of reactionary.
Just looked it up and it appears he donates to the republicans.

jim downey who writes all the political sketches is a chud

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:43

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Yes, doing an elon musk and just spewing a thing you heard doctors are trying to combat the pandemic you ignored is a great idea.

Please, do not bother mobilizing american industry to manufacture PPE which hospitals are already almost out of. Definitely a better use of time to tout a treatment regime instead of proactive prevention measures. I'm sure once all the health care workers are roni'd up because they couldn't protect themselves the virus will just give up out of fairness.

# ? Mar 21, 2020 15:45