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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


The Rehabilitation Of Mike Kurtz

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bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
the best tweener in the biz

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

The Peter Daou of wrestling.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





WWE is a cult.

quote:

Smarks bastardized the term "wrestler" to solely mean in-ring talent so superstar is the only words to actually use when referring the full package.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I regret to inform you that Braun was Always Bad

https://twitter.com/NoShowWrestling/status/1241127116101627904

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Benne posted:

I regret to inform you that Braun was Always Bad

https://twitter.com/NoShowWrestling/status/1241127116101627904

Can't believe the guy that happily hung out with mass murderer George W. Bush is a dumb right-winger.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Braun is at that stage of his career where a real wrestler needs to shoot beat the poo poo out of him backstage to bring him back down to earth

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

As usual somebody in WWE ended up deserving being 'ruined' or whatever. Burn it down!

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Braun is at that stage of his career where a real wrestler needs to shoot beat the poo poo out of him backstage to bring him back down to earth

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Yeah, those bums should go and get a job in catering or as wait-staff like any other wannabe in showbiz... oh wait, those places are all closed because of the loving virus, dumbass.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


well that explains a lot. Last guy I saw get hit like that was James Thompson and look at what happened to him.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

I find it interesting that this person was smart enough to realize that singing their name to this was a bad idea, but not smart enough to realize it wasn't a good take.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
At first I was like "well that's not too unreasonable, even bad wrestlers deserve attention for their segments" and then the next sentence happened :psyduck:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Man I totally forgot Lesner receipted the poo poo outta him in that

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Man I totally forgot Lesner receipted the poo poo outta him in that

I think I still prefer when Brock threw a clothesline at him in the Rumble, Braun was still so green and had been told “DO NOT SELL FOR ANYONE” and didn’t react to the shot, so Brock took a step back and basically just lariated him out of his boots

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Benne posted:

At first I was like "well that's not too unreasonable, even bad wrestlers deserve attention for their segments" and then the next sentence happened :psyduck:

the first time i ever jacked off was to stacy keibler, it is what it is.

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

another eat my fuc classic

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I find it interesting that this person was smart enough to realize that singing their name to this was a bad idea, but not smart enough to realize it wasn't a good take.

Well, surely nobody would be dumb to sign their name on something like that?

Eat My Fuc posted:

the first time i ever jacked off was to stacy keibler, it is what it is.

Oh wait, never mind.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

oh spare me the puritanicals. if you grew up watching wrestling you've cranked it to a wrestler.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

oh spare me the puritanicals. if you grew up watching wrestling you've cranked it to a wrestler.

yeah but most did it to Batista like normal people

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.


Jesus.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Eat My Fuc posted:

oh spare me the puritanicals. if you grew up watching wrestling you've cranked it to a wrestler.

No, people are wondering why you would decide to share this.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


It's another fine example of WWE's aging fanbase that they don't realise that internet porn has been easily available for about 20 years now and still need to jack it to basic cable.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Defiance Industries posted:

No, people are wondering why you would decide to share this.


With goons it's either this or a story about making GBS threads themselves

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I see the light now. Horny was a mistake.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

You gotta have some serious tunnel vision to bang one out during a WWE produced segment.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Rarity posted:

I see the light now. Horny was a mistake.

We foolishly opened the door and told goons that it was ok to be horny and the inevitable has happened. Now its just a matter of time before someone says something so horrifying that the door closes again.

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

another eat my fuc classic

At least he's honest.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

CineD rules thread, paraphrased posted:

I can't even believe I have to say this:

Do not tell us what wrestlers you masturbate to.

It's disgusting and weird and frankly speaks to a deep sadness at the core of your being.

I really can't believe this has to be a codified rule, how horrible is that? Just stop and think about it for one second, I actually had to sit here and type this thing out here saying that nobody in the entire course of human civilization wants to know what wrestlers you jerk off to. Don't tell us, don't tell us, don't tell us. I will probate the gently caress out of you disgusting orangutan-rear end motherfuckers, Jesus Christ, just don't do it.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Horny is good as long as you have the common courtesy to be properly ashamed of it.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Once again I am on the right side of history and the opposite side of horny.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I Before E posted:

CineD rules thread, paraphrased posted:

I can't even believe I have to say this:

Do not tell us what wrestlers you masturbate to.

It's disgusting and weird and frankly speaks to a deep sadness at the core of your being.

I really can't believe this has to be a codified rule, how horrible is that? Just stop and think about it for one second, I actually had to sit here and type this thing out here saying that nobody in the entire course of human civilization wants to know what wrestlers you jerk off to. Don't tell us, don't tell us, don't tell us. I will probate the gently caress out of you disgusting orangutan-rear end motherfuckers, Jesus Christ, just don't do it.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

lol

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

I apologize for my inadverdent part in this.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


WE TOOK THE HORNY TOO FAR

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
this was inevitable and i hope all of you begin to live a less lecherous lifestyle (LLL)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Wow if you can't tell your friends in the Bad Posts Thread you jerked it to LOD's ventriloquist doll Rocco the Rona Quarantine has gone too far.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I have assuredly NOT jacked it to the multiple attractive men and women employed by wwe

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I can say with complete confidence I have never masturbated to WWE programing nor any wrestling tv show.

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