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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
bitcoin dropped 50% what planet are they one where people would look to it as some stable store of value

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CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Gazpacho posted:

*sitting on toilet paper throne as slaves daub me with purell* "who run cryptotown??"
wow a throne of US dollar bills!

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Boxturret posted:

bitcoin dropped 50% what planet are they one where people would look to it as some stable store of value

the glorious future, forever just around the corner...

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Boxturret posted:

bitcoin dropped 50% what planet are they one where people would look to it as some stable store of value
diydude keeps howling that everything except bitcoin is dropping because the financial system is finished but otoh bitcoin is dropping because rothschilds are shorting it to hide the Bit Truth

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Your parents have moved to a new neighborhood. After some time, you learned that your new neighbor is a scary bitcoin!

Very often you noticed that this bitcoin behaves strangely. He often said hello, watched you and laughed. You decided not to tell your parents about it and find out its secrets alone.

One fine day, you decided to enter his huge house and find out what secret your new neighbor is hiding. As soon as he saw you, he became very angry and began to run after you. You managed to escape to your home. You told your parents and your granny about it, but they did not believe it. It seemed friendly to them and they did not believe your words. After these events, you decided to investigate what is happening at this scary house and to find a key to his scary evil secret!

Explore the huge house and don’t get caught. Hide from the bitcoin neighbor and escape from him. Reveal his terrible secret! Enter the building and complete the different seek & hide missions.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Gazpacho posted:

diydude keeps howling that everything except bitcoin is dropping because the financial system is finished but otoh bitcoin is dropping because rothschilds are shorting it to hide the Bit Truth

the reliable source you can trust in these turbulent times

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Gazpacho posted:

diydude keeps howling that everything except bitcoin is dropping because the financial system is finished but otoh bitcoin is dropping because rothschilds are shorting it to hide the Bit Truth

what a "coin"cidence

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
number go up

we're all saved!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
fud, bits coin was never under $10,000 and never will be again

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

EorayMel posted:

Your parents have moved to a new neighborhood. After some time, you learned that your new neighbor is a scary bitcoin!

Very often you noticed that this bitcoin behaves strangely. He often said hello, watched you and laughed. You decided not to tell your parents about it and find out its secrets alone.

One fine day, you decided to enter his huge house and find out what secret your new neighbor is hiding. As soon as he saw you, he became very angry and began to run after you. You managed to escape to your home. You told your parents and your granny about it, but they did not believe it. It seemed friendly to them and they did not believe your words. After these events, you decided to investigate what is happening at this scary house and to find a key to his scary evil secret!

Explore the huge house and don’t get caught. Hide from the bitcoin neighbor and escape from him. Reveal his terrible secret! Enter the building and complete the different seek & hide missions.

> throw boxturret into the house

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Weatherman posted:

> throw boxturret into the house

no

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


That was a rhetorical question.
>:ins:

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


In a space of cheap oil and reduced demand, us dollars could also turn deflationary. Woops lol, there goes bitcoin's supposed value proposition

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Boxturret posted:

bitcoin dropped 50% what planet are they one where people would look to it as some stable store of value

those who sold

duh

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Boxturret posted:

bitcoin dropped 50% what planet are they one where people would look to it as some stable store of value

the price of bitcoin dropped

its value remains perfectly stable: it is and will always be exactly the same as it was when satoshi mined alone

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You walk slowly towards the bitcoins, which look very scared. The blockchain looks terrified as well. You raise your sword and plunge it into the side of one of the bitcoins' necks. Blood spurts out and you stab another one in the neck.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
1 BTC = 1 BTC :smug:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
1 BTC = 1 million tons of CO2

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
idk if this so called "bitcoin" can be so easily manipulated buy one guy then i don't really see the appeal, personally

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
I often mine a log or two of bitcoin every evening. Even though I make sure not to touch the poop, I still wash my hands.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

klafbang posted:

I often mine a log or two of bitcoin every evening. Even though I make sure not to touch the poop, I still wash my hands.

:wrong:

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
i never thought i'd say this but now might actually be the time to buy one of the internet funbux. Are you able to sell these things and get your cash back yet?

with the world threatening to turn on the money faucet it might actually be a decent hedge against the devaluation of cash dolla

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

i never thought i'd say this but now might actually be the time to buy one of the internet funbux. Are you able to sell these things and get your cash back yet?

with the world threatening to turn on the money faucet it might actually be a decent hedge against the devaluation of cash dolla

I never thought you'd say this either cuz you don't post here and should continue not to do so

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
dont buy crypto dummy

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin

Alan Smithee posted:

I never thought you'd say this either cuz you don't post here

true I think I have posted here maybe twice. I use to poo poo up the GBS thread regularly around the 19.6k to bust glory days on my previous account (not seraph84)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
how do you plan to use crypto when infrastructure fails

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



butts COULD* act as a hedge against dollah dollah billz y'all

*dont

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin

Alan Smithee posted:

how do you plan to use crypto when infrastructure fails

i dont think infrastructure is going to fail, nor do I think the economic system is going to collapse, I just think bitcoin will be going up if the value of the dollar is going down as world governments pump cheap money into the 'conomy to stop coronavirus from sending the world into a deep recession/depression. But this might be my Australian experience talking. Our recession was inevitable.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Grace Baiting posted:

butts COULD* act as a hedge against dollah dollah billz y'all

*dont

you’re going to need those billz when you can't get no more toilet paper

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

i dont think infrastructure is going to fail, nor do I think the economic system is going to collapse, I just think bitcoin will be going up if the value of the dollar is going down as world governments pump cheap money into the 'conomy to stop coronavirus from sending the world into a deep recession/depression. But this might be my Australian experience talking. Our recession was inevitable.

even if your logic holds, why gamble on digital funbux when you could park your money in a physical good with actual utility?

like, oil is cheap rn. what makes cryptocurrency a better hedge?

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Bitscoins have been such a great hedge against economic turmoil so far, they'll obviously only increase in value!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

i dont think infrastructure is going to fail, nor do I think the economic system is going to collapse, I just think bitcoin will be going up if the value of the dollar is going down as world governments pump cheap money into the 'conomy to stop coronavirus from sending the world into a deep recession/depression. But this might be my Australian experience talking. Our recession was inevitable.

Even when number go up, between folding exchanges and outright scams, the chance of making money on bitcoin is infinitesimal.

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin

KnifeWrench posted:

even if your logic holds, why gamble on digital funbux when you could park your money in a physical good with actual utility?

like, oil is cheap rn. what makes cryptocurrency a better hedge?

Could stock up on facemasks and hand sanitizer but I missed the boat on that one.

Beyond that it is probably easier for someone like me to throw my money at the internet casino rather than invest in oil

Either way I don't have the capital to do poo poo besides be angry about stuff. If I did I'd probably lose it all making rash decisions like buying shitcoin and suggesting that maybe shitcoin go up now on an internet forum where there is too much rationality about shitcoin being poo poo for good reason. Even if it goes up you still lose by owning bitcoin

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

Could stock up on facemasks and hand sanitizer but I missed the boat on that one.

Beyond that it is probably easier for someone like me to throw my money at the internet casino rather than invest in oil

Either way I don't have the capital to do poo poo besides be angry about stuff. If I did I'd probably lose it all making rash decisions like buying shitcoin and suggesting that maybe shitcoin go up now on an internet forum where there is too much rationality about shitcoin being poo poo for good reason. Even if it goes up you still lose by owning bitcoin

you know you don't have to invest in an oil tanker to invest in oil right? if you want oil, Halliburton is cheap now.

don't do that though, just invest in an index fund like a sane person. you wont multiply your money 420-fold or even 69-fold like the bitcoin scams tell you, but over a period you will make money and won't directly (or at least as directly) contribute to pointless pollution or support CP trade and other crimes (like making websites or murdering people)

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

i never thought i'd say this but now might actually be the time to buy one of the internet funbux. Are you able to sell these things and get your cash back yet?

with the world threatening to turn on the money faucet it might actually be a decent hedge against the devaluation of cash dolla

you have a fine appreciation of risk, i encourage you to invest 100% of your holdings into bitcoin immediately.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
im thinking that maybe this thing that suddenly dropped 50% is a safe bet in these uncertain times, what do you think buttcoin thread

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Janitor Ludwich IV posted:

Are you able to sell these things and get your cash back yet?

no and you never will be

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
amazon seems like they are positioning themselves as the deliverators of the future economy

perhaps a bag of their gift cards will be currency?

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i heard on reddit that despite bitcoin dropping 50% just as the other markets are having trouble bitcoin is actually super stable and this was all orchestrated by one guy so we just have to buy up all the "cheap coinzz" then kill this rothchild man then we can enjoy 100k bitcoins, is this true?

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