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Lolie posted:If you receive government benefits you need to read this. People on some benefits will be paid an additional $550 per fortnight for 6 months from 27 April Holy gently caress.
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I really like that our PM can with a straight face hold a press conference bitching the public out for going to the beach and so on while its apparently fine for him to go hang out with loving hillsong. It really shows balls. I guess he couldn't get a plane ticket to hawaii during this disaster.
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So there's cops hanging at Coles Hurstville every morning at opening times, I asked them why, cos there's been fights every morning
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:It’s also apparently fine for students to be crowded into classrooms like there’s nothing going on. I woke up at 4am after a lovely nights sleep which is always a good time had by someone Hopefully Gladys follows Victoria's lead. I can't stand the woman but some consistency would be nice and it's sure as poo poo not happening at federal level, where scolding people like they're naughty children seems to be the priority.
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Jestery posted:Morning lockdown friends Howdilly doodilly pandemicarino. ili fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Mar 22, 2020 |
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Jestery posted:Morning lockdown friends Top o' the quarantine to you
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https://twitter.com/OkButStill/status/1241398228295323650
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Mar 22, 2020 22:06
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I used up all my Centrelink favors back in the 80s I wonder if all that bullshit paperwork still exists in a forgotten archive somewhere
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Showing up to work with a mechanical keyboard to prove who's the alpha in the office
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fist4jesus posted:I really like that our PM can with a straight face hold a press conference bitching the public out for going to the beach and so on while its apparently fine for him to go hang out with loving hillsong. I hope Hillsong has several vectors and he gets it Part of the problem here in Aus specifically is that a large portion of the population is generally uneducated and distrustful of politicians. So they don't understand what these percentage and figures mean but also don't believe the government Then you end up with 20k "hippie kids" from the eastern suburbs on a beach
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Fully expect to get to work today and be told what's going on
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A dole form used to be a 2 sided less than a4 size questionnaire with about a dozen yes/no answers and a 5 line box to list the 2 or 3 places you "looked" for work. If you lived rurally enough you could mail it in.
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I can't stop checking the zoo webcam for some levity in these trying tumultuous times https://www.youtube.com/user/ZoosVictoria The indoor snow leopard cub cam is off right now sadly.
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This is bullshit. The wife has a thinkpad and I got my keyboard from kogan.
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This is why the face of the social distancing campaign shouldn't be a politician. Choose several people whom Aussies do trust and respect and use them to deliver the behavioral change messages.
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Lolie posted:This is why the face of the social distancing campaign shouldn't be a politician. Choose several people whom Aussies do trust and respect and use them to deliver the behavioral change messages. Scott "church is ok but not the beach" Morrisson
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Yep looks like we're supposed to be working remotely according to this email from 11pm last night. This should be interesting as I don't have the equipment to do so lmao
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Unless playing apex legends all day on the Xbox is considered work anyway
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Mar 22, 2020 22:49
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Oh no my jobseeker appointments been cancelled
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Is mcdonalds gonna be open
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Indefinite work from home for the entire division Now to get my WFH key when my manager shows up at half 9 (he's basically here to sort this out and we're all pissing off)
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If they set up quarantine on Rottnest the quokkas are Gunna get obese
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Jestery, are you scoring the signers out of ten? Seen any funny in jokes? Is there a collective slur for the hearing?
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McSpergin posted:Scott "church is ok but not the beach" Morrisson I am totally ok with this.
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tardwrangler posted:Jestery, are you scoring the signers out of ten? Seen any funny in jokes? Every time the premier mentions the prime minister the signer makes a wanker hand motion. https://twitter.com/takethetwoo/status/1241847887786475521
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tardwrangler posted:Jestery, are you scoring the signers out of ten? Seen any funny in jokes? I've not been watching the broadcasts, I get enough poo poo through my phone But interpreter culture is very professional, atleast while on assignment so I doubt any in jokes or horseplay unfortunately
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This poo poo is wild. Didn't think I'd have 2 major world events I'd have to Edit: assuming there's any kids to explain poo poo to in 20 years depending on the climate change apocalypse timeline
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Oh sweet the masks I have left over from the bushfires will protect me from the virus.
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I’m pretty sure my deaf uncle has a version of the sign for ‘hearing person’ that he uses exclusively for people he doesn’t like where he flicks his hand towards them at the end after he touches his mouth and that’s probably pretty close to a slur
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Lolie posted:Watch them shriek when forcible quarantine starts. I still remember the apocalyptic meltdowns over QLD banning plastic grocery bags.
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If you've never had any dealings with Centrelink before you have to line up to show ID to get your CRN. https://twitter.com/hansinclair9/status/1241849354698149888
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:If you've never had any dealings with Centrelink before you have to line up to show ID to get your CRN. Gonna be a ton of new people signing up for benefits after the weekend's coronabux announcements.
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