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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
woo my area shooting up the corona case league table, great

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Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
lol McConnell is gonna have to allow remote voting because there won’t be any republicans left to vote on this dumb bill

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1241836408031019017?s=21

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Tainen posted:

lol McConnell is gonna have to allow remote voting because there won’t be any republicans left to vote on this dumb bill

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1241836408031019017?s=21

alternatively he could also self quarantine

permanently

in a coffin

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

haha ooooooo

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1241832434200727553?s=21

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

juche avocado posted:

what the gently caress is this

zoomers are going through that "bros before hos" phase only now it's somehow even less funny

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

Tirade posted:

lol pushed back to 5:30pm

gently caress you fat boy

Has he ever started a presser less than 30 minutes late?

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/hillhulse/status/1241836995070042112?s=21

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

the writers really tying up all the different storylines huh

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Tainen posted:

lol McConnell is gonna have to allow remote voting because there won’t be any republicans left to vote on this dumb bill

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1241836408031019017?s=21

gently caress that, drag your wheezing carcass to the chamber if you want your vote counted, and be sure to shake lots of hands to further own the libs

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Tainen posted:

lol McConnell is gonna have to allow remote voting because there won’t be any republicans left to vote on this dumb bill

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1241836408031019017?s=21

Won't he just demand that the Democrats do the the 'matching' thing where one side doesn't vote if someone from the other is unable to attend a vote?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Tainen posted:

lol McConnell is gonna have to allow remote voting because there won’t be any republicans left to vote on this dumb bill

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1241836408031019017?s=21

Every gop senator will go into self isolation just to deny quorum. They loving hate us and want us to die.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

eonwe posted:

the writers really tying up all the different storylines huh

bet they're regretting ending the epstein arc so abruptly

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

republican senators deliberately giving themselves corona and dying is like one of only a handful of plot twists that can still save us from 50 years of neoliberal fascist hellworld

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

eonwe posted:

the writers really tying up all the different storylines huh

coronavirus is the most ambitious crossover event in decades

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



harvey weinstein to be isolated, transferred to epstein's old cell

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work
The only way America can lose in this election is by being caught with a dead biden or a live trump.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Dustcat posted:

republican senators deliberately giving themselves corona and dying is like one of only a handful of plot twists that can still save us from 50 years of neoliberal fascist hellworld

How would that save us from that?!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
how many republican senators are in self quarantine

do dems have the numbers to maybe do an emergency voting session and rubber stamp a bunch of poo poo


haha I say some crazy stuff sometimes

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Tirade posted:

lol pushed back to 5:30pm

gently caress you fat boy

must be hoping McConnell can whip the votes so he can announce ":yooge: the checks are coming"

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

skaboomizzy posted:

coronavirus is the most ambitious crossover event in decades

Morbus
May 18, 2004

Gripweed posted:

Hey, you guys remember that story from a few days ago about how the Trump administration was doing research on Coronvirus by getting Kushner's brother's wife's dad to post "hey does anybody have any info on the Coronavirus? How's that going?" on a Facebook group for doctors?

Do you guys want to see a picture of Kushner's brother's wife's dad?





for your health

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/1241838744732340225

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Horseshoe theory posted:

How would that save us from that?!

by giving us a neoliberal hellscape where gays aren't put in camps and healthcare is rationed by means tests instead of color of skin

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

lol the nazis can't get the trains to run on time.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
:smugdon:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Dustcat posted:

by giving us a neoliberal hellscape where gays aren't put in camps and healthcare is rationed by means tests instead of color of skin

ah an optimist

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
Well looks like PA is doing a full statewide shelter in place judging by the e mail i just got

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





through trump all things are possible

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

pathetic little tramp posted:

Every gop senator will go into self isolation just to deny quorum. They loving hate us and want us to die.

They just want you to die they don't care enough to hate you.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
dequorum

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

ChipNDip posted:

Has he ever started a presser less than 30 minutes late?

trump's not late, he's just telling time by a clock biden drew

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



what even is in the bill the senate is supposedly voting on

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the president is never late, he is always exactly on time

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Not a lot of faith in the party of UBI itt

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


"comes with oni"

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Man Musk posted:

Not a lot of faith in the party of UBI itt

Universal
Basic
Itunp

Acelerion
May 3, 2005


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Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

That's outstanding :golfclap:

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