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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
I'm cheering for the yellow team but they SUCK poo poo this year fkn assholes

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

turmo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




skaboomizzy posted:

if more GOP senators get sick or quarantine, McConnell will just tell them all to go home and there won't be a quorum of 51

Schumer won't even get a chance to gently caress it up

he cant shut it all down w/o giving his opponent good material to run negative ads. he also cant shut things down before getting some sorta corp bailout or he angers donors. but hes running out of time to do anything before chuckles has control :shrug:

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

holy poo poo :dudsmile:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
lmao all he has to do is tsk tsk about "exploiting an emergency situation" and the dems will fall over themselves apologising.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

yeah McConnell May actually be caught

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



of course trump thinks it makes sense to wait for a crisis before ramping up ventilator production, since he doesnt understand the concept of lead time

remember early in his administration when he told the pentagon to look at vastly increasing the nuclear arsenal and then within weeks he was bragging about how the nuclear arsenal was vastly increased now because he thought it just happened instantly when he said it

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqe-yGUJnTw

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/RachelMComedy/status/1241873653555499015

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

the people demand a bidet in every household

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:d2a: inshallah

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
fuk ur cheezers i just made a bomb rear end green bean and mushroom stir fry holy poo poo tup

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

euphronius posted:

yeah McConnell May actually be caught

what's to stop McConnell from putting an ipad on Rand Paul's desk and allowing him to vote from home?

Is there some archaic senate rule that prevents video conferencing? My local muncipality and several others around here are doing all their city council meetings remotely.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hahahhhhahahahaha

im going insane, and also going to sleep in like 15 minutes

everything is hosed

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1241867992176242691

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




The Nastier Nate posted:

what's to stop McConnell from putting an ipad on Rand Paul's desk and allowing him to vote from home?

Is there some archaic senate rule that prevents video conferencing? My local muncipality and several others around here are doing all their city council meetings remotely.

yes

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The Nastier Nate posted:

what's to stop McConnell from putting an ipad on Rand Paul's desk and allowing him to vote from home?

Is there some archaic senate rule that prevents video conferencing? My local muncipality and several others around here are doing all their city council meetings remotely.

nothings stopping him, he just doesn't want to do it yet

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
lol at everything

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/jason_howerton/status/1241870485706678274?s=21

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Lmao right into my veins

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



euphronius posted:

yeah McConnell May actually be caught

I dunno, dude has a great shell defense and a ghost chin

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


gently caress yes

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1241876355706486785?s=20

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Imagine getting owned by the Democrats because one your moron senators got a bunch of others exposed to Coronachan

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

together apart lamo

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Lawman 0 posted:

Imagine getting owned by the Democrats because one your moron "Medical Doctor from prestigious american medical school" senators got a bunch of others exposed to Coronachan

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Lawman 0 posted:

Imagine getting owned by the Democrats because one your moron senators got a bunch of others exposed to Coronachan

spoiler, the dems will pass a bill that funnels more money to the rich then Mitch would have.

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/carminesabia/status/1241874540285898757?s=21

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Is it weird that I feel like I would have no issues doing a solid 30 days inside my ~650 square foot condo without any real human contact? As long as I had access to preferably TV/internet/video games but failing that at least a small collection of books, both of which I currently have available, and enough food to last or a way to get it delivered with minimal interaction, I wouldn't even really get bored.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Plinkey posted:

hahahhahah


loolol

ahahahahahha



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA





https://i.imgur.com/vsu537D.mp4

Jazerus has issued a correction as of 01:19 on Mar 23, 2020

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Plinkey posted:

hahahhahah


loolol

ahahahahahha



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA





And just think: tomorrow's only Monday

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

i ❤️ cumming

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

TMMadman posted:

Is it weird that I feel like I would have no issues doing a solid 30 days inside my ~650 square foot condo without any real human contact? As long as I had access to preferably TV/internet/video games but failing that at least a small collection of books, both of which I currently have available, and enough food to last or a way to get it delivered with minimal interaction, I wouldn't even really get bored.

no one gives a poo poo about goons living by themselves lol

now add in kids and no income then see how easy it will be

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Chris James 2 posted:

And just think: tomorrow's only Monday

this week coming up is going to be the crucible

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


:rock:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

There is a show on espn 2 where girl shoot cum on some slippery stairs and men try to race up them. TMYK.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Wait is this chloroquine just murder juice lol

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Chard posted:

bernie is good

https://i.imgur.com/OvlEg1H.gifv

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