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roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
enjoy your stay
tell a friend

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Bearjew posted:

lol trump

the tv guy? whatd he do?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

rand paul..................... thank you

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Extensive Vamping posted:

You can also dick over someone who's trying to garnish you by withholding additional money from your check for taxes so they can't take any

yeah but then they garnish your return

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
Mario Hamburger

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



slopJoe 2020330 posted:

the tv guy? whatd he do?

no not him

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Louisgod posted:

rand paul..................... thank you

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
someone should mail rand a super spreaders gang tag

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1241899969034018818

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
is it praxis to keep having a job right now?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/WallaWallaJesus/status/1241811295134875648?s=20

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
god drat. the car from the munsters owns. im not even goth and i would drive it to work. i was too young to be part of the goth scene, thats why i missed it. but i would have been a pretty good get for the goths. im still too young to be goth

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

wait, I thought they were police officers?
Ohh...

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
like if id been part of the goth trend i would have ransacked rome so hard to bauhaus

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cumshitter posted:

god drat. the car from the munsters owns. im not even goth and i would drive it to work. i was too young to be part of the goth scene, thats why i missed it. but i would have been a pretty good get for the goths. im still too young to be goth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
when you think about it, 1 in 10,000 americans has the virus :pwn:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
every town of 10,000 people, you probably have the coronavirus

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

is it praxis to keep having a job right now?

They're making me work an extra hour per day

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inspector Hound posted:

They're making me work an extra hour per day

you getting paid for it?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

roarpower posted:

you getting paid for it?

Oh yeah I'm just lazy

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

eric ciaramella posted:

unemployment claims up 2100% in michigan. highest unemployment in history is nigh.

colorado numbers are $cartoonwildtake yeah

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
self isolation leads to Democratic control of the Senate
Joe Biden is infected with the Coronavirus and is forced to leave the race
the DNC calls an emergency meeting
Bernie Sanders walks onto the Democratic Convention stage
the lights are cut. a spotlight illuminates a spot above the curtains
Pete Buttigieg is lowered on a wire harness to thunderous applause as Bernie smashes his fists into the podium
President Buttigieg and the Democratic House and Senate usher in a new Age in a ravaged, post-virus wasteland

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

i have actually given up coffee for Lent so every morning on my drive to work to wake myself up i play Dragula and shout:

"DRIVE TO THE OFFICE
AND SERVICE THE CLIENTS
WHILE I SLAM DOWN THE HIGHWAY
IN MY ACCURA"

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

DryGoods posted:

self isolation leads to Democratic control of the Senate
Joe Biden is infected with the Coronavirus and is forced to leave the race
the DNC calls an emergency meeting
Bernie Sanders walks onto the Democratic Convention stage
the lights are cut. a spotlight illuminates a spot above the curtains
Pete Buttigieg is lowered on a wire harness to thunderous applause as Bernie smashes his fists into the podium
President Buttigieg and the Democratic House and Senate usher in a new Age in a ravaged, post-virus wasteland

It's Pelosi's office to lose at this point, semi-seriously

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
2040, the 20th anniversary of the Coronavirus Apocalypse

i am wheeled through the memorial to the fallen. my caregiver taps my neural interface port. an augmented reality display in my cyber eyes shows a projection of each dead person above their marker doing the Pete Dance

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
dragula slaps. all time great buttrock song.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the sick and dying rich will be dragged to the guillotines

no loving mercy. ever.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so, what do you think the probability was that everyone in Rob Zombie's band knew that he was making fun of them?

I'm going to say 20% to 30%

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
actually on my drive to work i alternate between singing dolly parton's nine to five and then getting all deep and gravelly and shouting misremembered lyrics to dragula

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
https://twitter.com/mannyduran/status/1241861378396258308?s=21

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lol whoopsie doodle slept all day the liquor trumded me good :yum:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

i like how the guy incorporated his rental properties and tells people "I'm Gary, CEO of Gary Corp."

he may not even have actually done that. he might just think that because he owns stuff he can call himself a business

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


this is the correct version.

DryGoods posted:

Pete Buttigieg is lowered on a wire harness to thunderous applause but he crashes like Owen Hart.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

eric ciaramella posted:

dragula slaps. all time great buttrock song.

the hot rod herman remix is for real better tho

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


:crnasickos:

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Since I work, I just assume I will be infected at this point, if not already. Hopefully my four-month-old has kick rear end immunity.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


how different could manufacturing various metal goods be?

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

he should tell his landlord he has a gun and come and get me motherfucker

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Why is the Senate authoring their own Stimulus bills? This is the job of the House isn't it?

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

cumshitter posted:

i like how the guy incorporated his rental properties and tells people "I'm Gary, CEO of Gary Corp."

he may not even have actually done that. he might just think that because he owns stuff he can call himself a business

could be in a lovely family time wines real estate business

much like are president!!

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