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Dwight has killed a woman. Jim and Dwight run away from the farm. Curly and his gang follow. Dwight asks Jim to mercy kill him. Jim tells Dwight to think of all the rabbits. Dwight closes his eyes and imagines what could have been. Jim shoots Dwight in the knee and fires several more shots into the air so that the mob will find them. Jim runs away.
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Jim kicks Dwight in the balls, but Dwight does not flinch. Dwight peels the flesh from his face, revealing that he is the Dwight android that Jim created as a prank. The android has killed the real Dwight and now intends to kill Jim. Jim looks at the camera with surprise.
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Introduction The story begins with the introduction of Jim and Dwight, and the result of their incestuous relationship with Dwight being only a few days from labor. Here, the Tinker is introduced as well, and from his interaction with Jim and Dwqight's unwillingness to call for help during the birth, we see his shame over the child. The child is soon born, and after Dwight falls asleep, Jim leaves it out to die in the woods telling her that the child died. The child is found by the tinker, who takes him to a wetnurse, without knowing who his parents are. Dwight finds an empty grave and sets out to find the child. Jim's journey After abandoning the child Jim, trying to escape his sin, sets out across the country to find work. His first job is with a local squire, who puts him to work chopping wood, for which he is paid half a dollar. After he leaves it is found out that a pair of expensive boots have been stolen. Immediately blaming him, the squire pursues him. The squire is set upon by a trio and soon killed. Jim finds himself in the town of Chetham again looking for work, and is falsely accused of having cholera by a man. It is also found out that someone has desecrated the graves of the town. He is blamed and runs away from the town. His next job is painting the roof of a barn, near Chetham, but is found by its law enforcement. Again forced to run away, he injures himself in flight. The trio going in wake of Jim finds the three men he assumes framed him for the desecration and kills them. Further on his journey Jim finds an old man who gives him a drink of water and shows off his gun and hunting trophies. He invites Jim to stay and learn snake hunting from him. He refuses. The trio again shows up and kills the man. His next stop is Preston Falls, where he finds employment digging graves. Returning to town he finds it abandoned of all life, and quickly runs away from it. Jim tries to cross a river on a ferry with the ferryman and a man who came aboard on horseback. During their night crossing, the river surges too quickly and soon the ferryman, the man and the horse are killed. Near dawn, Jim is helped ashore by the trio that was following him, who suspect him of murdering the two aboard the ferry. Threatening him they take his boots, and force Jim to eat what appears to be human flesh. Jim afterwards stumbles upon an apparently abandoned, unlocked home and takes refuge in it. In the morning he is welcomed by an armed man who takes him to the squire, again accused of a crime, this time of trespassing. He confesses his crime for a lighter sentence, and works off his fine. The final episode of his journey that involves his false accusation, is being accused on inciting a herd of pigs off a cliff and murder of a young pig herder. This time, to evade being executed, Jim jumps off a cliff himself into a stream, injuring his leg. Coming ashore, he yet again finds the trio, as well as seeing his child (burned of one side of his body and missing an eye) and the body of the tinker. This time he is unharmed by the trio. The child is sacrificed and cannibalized by the three men. Dwight's journey Careful to avoid her brother, Dwight sets out to look for the child. After travelling a while, during the night He stumbles upon a house. Here He finds a family who take her in, feed her and offer her a place to sleep. The oldest boy of the family expresses interest in her, whom He rejects. Travelling to the town with them, He is unable to find the child and sets out again to try and find him. Travelling further He stays briefly with two families, where He finds out He is still lactating and retains hope for child's well being. He stays for some time with an old woman with a dislike for dogs. Next He meets a lawyer who treats her kindly and allows her to rest at his office, while He waits for a doctor, who keeps business across from the lawyer. The doctor gives her hope her child is still alive, and gives her medication for her breasts which are still lactating, and which have begun bleeding. Dwight finally catches up to the tinker, who takes her to his cabin on the promise of giving her her child. He does not in fact do so, but berates her for abandoning her child and her incestuous relation with her brother. He is in fact, one of the first characters that doesn't treat her kindly. He ends up murdered at the hands of the trio. Ending Jim talks to a blind man who tells him he will pray for him. The blind man continues walking into a swamp, which for him means certain death. The novel ends with Jim thinking Someone should tell a blind man before setting him out that way. Recent essays have questioned the physical existence of the three bad men. Critics have posited that they could have been a projection of Jim, who, everywhere he went, was suspected of wrongdoing by the local townspeople. It seems that he's wrongly persecuted at every step, but questions of whether the narration complies with his psychological denial abound. Or that the three bad men represented the evil in Jim, and consequently in man, and that he was actually responsible for all the killings in the countryside in addition to the death, or metaphysical death, of his baby. The fabular tale has been open to myriad interpretations by its readers, and various theories abound regarding the ending: Jim meets Death on the road, and death lets him by, denoting the aspect of humanity in which man is an extension of Death and does his work for him. Jim turns to the camera.
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Jul 1, 2019 17:37
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Jim doses Dwight with a powerful, experimental hallucinogen code named "DUNDER MIFFLIN INFINITY". It makes Dwight extremely susceptible to suggestions and Jim convinces Dwight he's a giant glass of beet juice and then sets him down in a local grocery store. Dwight goes insane when someone touches him and becomes convinced he's "spilled" everywhere, leaving him a catatonic mess that slowly wastes away.
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Jul 1, 2019 18:32
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Dwight pulls back his sheets after a restful night's sleep to find Applewhite's decapitated dumbass unfunny head
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Jul 1, 2019 19:13
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Jim drinks beet juice at his desk. He acts like he’s always done this, and insists Bret juice is his favorite drink to an increasingly suspicious Dwight.
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Jul 1, 2019 19:17
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The whole of Waiting for Godot but with Dwight and Jim (Michael Scott is the slave).
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Jul 1, 2019 19:33
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- Jim plays the cruelest prank of all; unrequited love - After a series of staged pranks Jim goads Dwight into a winded racist and homophobic screed aimed at Oscar and Stanley - Jim wires a bomb to the ignition of Dwight's car - Jim swaps the PS/2 ports of Dwight's keyboard and mouse
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Jul 1, 2019 19:50
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Gay Weed Dad posted:- After a series of staged pranks Jim goads Dwight into a winded racist and homophobic screed aimed at a baffled Michael
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Jul 1, 2019 19:52
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https://i.imgur.com/P5qcy8P.gifv
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https://youtu.be/Jr_sMMna8ck
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Jul 2, 2019 04:22
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jim flies two airliners into the world trade center, killing thousands
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Jul 2, 2019 07:02
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After struggling to provide for his farm Dwight agrees to help Jim make a film that, unbeknown to him, contains themes of pedophilia, necrophilia and may end with his death.
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Jul 2, 2019 17:11
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For 4th of July Jim ties Dwight to an office chair and rigs a bunch of fireworks to carry him into the sky before exploding. The fireworks explode into an image of Jim mugging at the camera. Then the camera pans down and Jim mugs at the camera
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Jul 4, 2019 04:42
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Jim throws a mug at the camera it was Dwight's mug Jim mugs at the camera
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Jul 4, 2019 05:02
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Jim commits a mugging And then mugs to the camera Jim spends the next ten years in prison after the tapes are confiscated as police evidence
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Jul 4, 2019 06:09
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jim mugs dwight's rear end. he mugs it
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Jul 4, 2019 06:14
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Jim mugs for the camera The cameraman, The Far One, a being from beyond the emptiness between the stars who is a roiling cloud of darkness, has finally had enough of Jim's smarmy ways and reveals itself in it's true form and engulfs Jim in living shadows. This is not the first time The Far One has been displeased with the workers, nay, the prisoners of Dunder-Mifflin and consumed one of them as punishment. The others do their best to ignore Jim's demise, carrying on with their various antics almost as if it never happened at all, as that is the only thing that pleases their enigmatic jailor. Only their occasional glances at the spot where Jim had been consumed betrays their concern and anxiety.
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Jul 4, 2019 06:27
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Nothing could ever again grow in that spot
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Jul 4, 2019 07:22
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Dwight finds this thread open on his computer. He begins to read. As his horror grows he finds himself unable look away. Unable to stop. A black liquid trickles from his left nostril. Jim mugs at the camera. Black liquid running out of every hole in his head.
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Jul 4, 2019 09:30
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Jim and Dwight grow old, and move to the same retirement home. Jim hides Dwight's walking frame. Dwight tries to walk without it and falls over. Jim gums to the camera.
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Thank you so much, Talk To Transformer. List of Jim's pranks on The Office: Bubble Bobble Crying the Little Children The Best Furry Fun Things Fishing for the Lost Rabbit Making a Baby in the Back Jumping Frogs Lunching on the Cat's Teeth Making Moo Making Me Go Down to the Yard Making a Rabbit Out of One Making a Cat Stick Lights Out Making a Rock Out of Mud Making a Rock out of Paper (to catch you!) Making a Snowman Make a Tree or a Fissure Making a Thing Out of Paper Making Things Out of Paper (as in the Muppet Show) Making Things in the Box Making the Clothes Move Making Silly Music (and using it for music) Making the Clock Stand Still (or stop with the clinking and chattering) Making the Sound of Sirens Making the Water Drop Making the Wrong Music Making a Turd Out of a Penis Making the Water Bottle Sucker Making a Fictional Creature Out of a Pig Making the Wrong Music on a Stage for a Musical Making You Laugh Making You Sad
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Jim removes Dwight's aura, making him more susceptible to psychic parasites and extradimensional beings. Meanwhile, Jim creates a series of fake books entitled "The Beet Farmer's Guide to Your Chakras" and convinces Dwight to purchase them and follow the instructions. Jim has purposely written the books so as to make one vulnerable to an ancient psychic demon which exists on the outer realms of the mindscape. Dwight makes contact with the creature, but the book instructs him that it's merely the Soul of All Beets. Dwight is mentally shredded by the beast and turned into a husk, worn by the psychic demon as it begins its dark work of destroying humanity. Jim is seen in the kitchen eating lunch with "Dwight", and they both mug for the camera.
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Jim tricks Dwight into wearing a Potara Earring, permanently fusing them into Jwight, the most powerful paper salesman on Earth.
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Jim changes the numbers on Dwight’s phone pad so that they count downward, which is the opposite of what he’s used to. The next day, he switches Dwight’s pens with his paper drawer. All week, he pulls minor pranks, all centering on this mirroring and switching theme. That weekend, Jim is troubled by strange dreams. He frequently wakes soaked with sweat, until Pam’s soft snoring soothes him back to sleep. Suddenly on Monday morning, the awful truth hits him. It all floods back: he isn’t Jim. The real Jim kidnapped him months ago and used a combination of brainwashing, subliminal messaging and plastic surgery to swap places with him. He is a living lie, an abomination. Dwight mugs the camera.
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Jim willfully misinterprets his mentor's dying wish and leads Dwight through a multiple decade string of double crosses, backstabs, deceit, and other deceptions in an attempt to plunge the world into eternal war
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jim shoves dwight into a open pit GOLDMINE
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Jim coughs directly into Dwight's child's mouth
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Mar 23, 2020 00:56
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Jim performs a hadoken point blank into Dwight's balls
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Sjs00 posted:Jim coughs directly into Dwight's child's mouth Jim swaps Dwight's gloves with Creed's garbage
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Mar 23, 2020 02:54
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Jim mugs the cameraman and steals his wallet. The cameraman was Dwight.
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Mar 23, 2020 03:18
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Jim replaces Dwight's coffee with antimatter
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Mar 23, 2020 03:24
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Jim tricks Dwight into thinking he has coronavirus, but it's actually just AIDS
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Mar 23, 2020 03:27
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Jim gives Dwight a hug so he can plant a KICK ME sign on his back. Luckily, as members of a superior genetic stream, all Shrutes are born with superhuman proprioception, and Dwight uses these powers to Lodge a complaint with HR.
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At the annual Christmas party, Jim reveals he is Dwight's secret santa. Jim proceeds to frustrate Dwight as he cannot determine whether Jim purchased the Xbox 1, the original console marking Microsoft's entry into the video game market, or if Jim purchased the Xbox One, the all-in-one entertainment system with the wrong kind of ram. In frustration, Dwight rips the box open to find a Nintendo Switch Lite. We later see that the console has a custom skin on the back of Jim mugging for the camera.
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FilthyImp posted:
I can see absolutely clearly in my mind Dwight talking poo poo to the camera, getting frustrated, saying he's got to tend to his farm in Stardew Valley and lifting the Switch to eye level, revealing the photo of Jim
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D'jim stepped out of the blackness of his apartment's common area into the cyan glare of the night's neon dancers, their tails wagging rhythmically. The moist midnight air was heavy with the smell of mildew and dispatched Chow containers. D'jim glanced down at the runoff puddle beneath his feet as he adjusted his white shimmerfur tunic. He could just make out the reflection of his warped muzzle adorned with a set of pearly canines, and a pair of sharp black eyes matching the rest of him. But he was usually punctual, so without looking up too much he trotted onward to his date at The Kennel. After greeting ol' seven-foot Scotch with the ritual low-high paw, D'jim slipped through the back door of the multistory warehouse down the corridor, gliding along as if carried by the reverberations of the nightclub's thumping bassline. Even in the foggy chaos of its infinite strobe lights and its legions of gyrating, grinding Canus dancers, he had no trouble spotting the white and black-blotched head of his mechanic moodily swirling a half-glass of Cosmic Smash at the rear bar. But before D'jim could get close enough to fake a friendly yet embarrassed greeting, the Canus' white spotted ears swiveled around like sonars to pinpoint the exact location of where D'jim was standing. "You know they don't serve Noxious Walkers in this place... so what kind of poo poo are you trying to pull inviting me here?" snarled N'wei as he spun around his stool towards creeping D'jim; the years of working with power tools and air compressors tuning thousands of Zephyrs for aspiring Leadpaws didn't dull the grease dog's primal faculties one bit. "That stuff tastes worse and is stronger than Starfuel! I'd be reluctant injecting it into my new COVID-19 engine, let alone mainlining it into my gizzard." N'wei began standing up while releasing the ironclad grip on the yellow lime-cocktail he's been holding onto for too long. "I'mma mainline something in your gizzard alright!" With an unsure but sly grin, D'jim clutched the husky Canus' paw and guided him back through the dark resonating hallway. The rear entrance was shut, and you could hear Scotch on the other side barking indifferences at a group of loitering smoke-wolves. When the two finally reached the red door, D'jim briskly began to remove his glowing white jacket and equally incandescent jeans. With a slight and quick brush across his maw the Zephyr mechanic began to glow visibly large down there. "Hachi machi!" N'wei exhaled under his breath to the sight of D'jim's shorthaired frontal that was getting closer and now embracing around his neck. D'jim's closeness and his shorter stature proved a difficulty to N'wei in his ability to unclothe himself, but fairly shortly a nine-inch Canus appendage was flopping rudely on D'jim's black navel. Seeing that both of them were now undressed down to their sleek hides, D'jim tightened his grasp around the taller Canus' neck, pulling himself up and bringing his doggy bottom above the tip of N'wei's standing cock. Suspended in midair by N'wei's muscular arms, D'jim was beginning to feel dizzy in anticipation of N'wei's swelling pink tool protruding from the abyss below aimed squarely at his pucker. He's felt the need for the poking and prodding of a knotted dick before, and it's always a rush when its entry is anticipated but sudden. With a ragged breath N'wei lowered D'jim onto his dickhead, inching its way into the gaping rear end in a top hat and causing the lithe Canus to emit a sharp whimper within the stony hallway complementing the club's perpetual spring of low frequencies. As N'wei's throbbing member impales D'jim to the hilt, both Canus begin to grunt and whine with pleasure as their furry bodies rub together with carnal rhythm. Biting lightly into N'wei's shoulder, D'jim begins to zealously raise and lower himself onto N'wei knotted bone who's now leaning back against the wall. With an ever increasing flourish, D'jim throws his head upwards and whimpers rhythmically as his prostate gets tenderized to the even tempo of dance music. Bliss comes with every plunge of N'wei's expanding knot into D'jim red pulsing backdoor. Wiggling helplessly in the arms of N'wei like a frantic puppet, D'jim's own engorged prick is paddling back and forth in the heated gorge between the two sweaty Canus. Gradually N'wei's slick knot grows inside D'jim's rear end reaching its terminal capacity with no opposition. Burning through the last of his strength to hold onto his fleeting reality and N'wei's neck, D'jim mind begins to flash rapidly. Like an infinite strobe light - D'jim's convulsions make him suddenly erupt his dog seed all over N'wei's and his own chests. Now barely able to stand N'wei himself grimaces and pulses a torrent of his own hot manmilk into D'jim's stuffed underpass. Exhausted he slowly slides down the drenched section of the wall keeping D'jim firmly propped up on his dick. The two weakly collapse into a heap on the floor, both dicks still swollen and gushing jizz at regular intervals. N'wei pulls D'jim close on top of him and begins licking his neck leaving long streaks of saliva on D'jim's soggy salty fur. D'jim shudders and lets out an appreciative growl while himself lapping up sticky ooze off N'wei's chest. After a short while N'wei's knot begins to diminish and eventually flounders out of D'jim's anus like a dropped Dubble fish closely followed by a torrent of silvery flux onto the concrete floor. Barely able to stand, the satiated Canus awkwardly begin to don their rumpled tunics. "You know I was serious about mainlining Starfuel into my COVID-19 engine, do you think I can swing by your shop later in the week?"
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dwight has a kickstarter for a hotdog stand and gets 110% funding surprise!!! it was all jim who knew that dwight could never sustain the business model owing to dwight being his own worst enemy
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Jim removes every mirror in the office and replaces them with expensive screens that show footage of a bear walking by, matching Dwight's movements when he walks past. Dwight is slowly driven to believe he is a bear, even going into hibernation at the start of winter. While he's sleeping Jim burns down Schrute Farms.
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Jim converts to Judaism so that the next time Dwight goes to Michael to accuse him of pulling one of his trademark pranks Jim calls Dwight anti-Semitic and gets him fired.
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