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Jim enlists the whole office for his most epic prank ever - convincing Dwight that he's being haunted by a vengeful spirit after his last trip to Japan. Dwight nervously admits that he spent time inside a "disgraced temple" which believes led to the haunting. Meredith dresses up in a long white dress and wears a black wig covering her entire face to play the part of the spooky spirit! The haunting goes on subtly at first, until they amp things up and start haunting Dwight at home, too. Insane with fear and anger, Dwight stabs Meredith with a "blessed samurai blade", killing her instantly. Jim, barely able to contain himself at this point, tells Dwight with a laugh that this was all an incredible prank and that Dwight is going to be spending a long time in prison. Once he gets to prison Dwight discovers that he really IS being haunted by a vengeful Japanese spirit, and now he's also being haunted by Meredith's spirit! I wonder what kind of shenanigans they'll get up to in the newest office spinoff, coming this fall.... Dwight, Two Ghosts, and a Prison Cell! Thursday at 8/7c.
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Jim walks around with his eyes crossed all day. Dwight believes Jim has developed a lazy eye and buys an eyepatch for him. Actually it was all a ploy by Jim to score a free eyepatch for his pirate costume. In the weeks leading up to Halloween, Jim fakes several more conditions that prompt Dwight to bring in various articles of clothing until Jim has accrued a complete pirate costume. On Halloween Jim walks in with the costume on and Dwight gapes as he realizes he’s been had. Jim mugs the camera.
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Mar 23, 2020 16:53
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Jim sells everything he owns to finance an amazing musical entitled "DWIGHT: THE MUSICAL". He puts flyers up around the office, arousing suspicion and anger from Dwight. Dwight goes to see the musical after Jim offers him a free ticket. He's moved to tears by the effort that went into researching his life and turning it into a beautifully scored musical. The final scenes of the show begin with the fictionalized Dwight stepping into the theater to see the very musical currently being performed. The feel on stage quickly shifts as the actor mimics the actions of the real Dwight perfectly. Another actor enters the scene, spotlight following them, and says "Thus we come to the end of Dwight. The curtain falls and he is no more." Dwight begins to scream and his actor does too.
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Mar 23, 2020 17:04
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Dwight is concerned about the COVID-19 threat and is coming to work in a full-body protective suit of his own design. Jim pretends to have the disease and keeps "accidentally" puncturing Dwight's suit with scissors, a stapler, etc. In the end it turns out Dwight was an asymptomatic spreader the entire time and is the only survivor.
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Mar 23, 2020 17:09
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Jim replaces everyone at the office with farm animals. Dwight does not notice and is more productive than ever. Goat-Jim mugs the camera. [Skip Intro]
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Mar 23, 2020 17:27
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Jim uses hisastery of Hokuto Shinken to hit Dwight with the Three Point Sacrum Strike to make Dwight's dick explode
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Mar 23, 2020 17:34
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Jim walks on his hands all day and does all his tasks with his bare feet. Dwight tries to keep his secret foot fetish in check but eventually his self-control breaks down and he starts masturbating furiously under his desk. Everyone is disgusted and Michael sends Dwight home for the rest of the day. Dwight departs in shame. In the confession booth, Jim holds up the marble notebook he stole from Dwight's desk. The label reads "Dwight's top secret fetish diary." Jim mugs the camera.
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Mar 23, 2020 17:40
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Hot beets, hot feets.
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Mar 23, 2020 18:00
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After noticing Jim abruptly leave his desk Dwight goes to investigate, suspecting that Jim has gone to set up another one of his pranks. But instead Dwight finds Jim crying quietly on the stairs. Still concerned that this may be a trick, he asks his sobbing colleague whats the matter. Jim reveals that his marriage is on the rocks ever since Pam had a miscarriage after falling down a falling down during a fight they had had a few nights ago. Dwight is in disbelief and full of conflicting emotions but ultimately decided to sit with his friend to try and console him. Hard cut to Jim who reveals it was actually a regular abortion.
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Mar 23, 2020 18:12
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Jim rents a helicopter and uses it to buzz Dwight's beet farm. When Dwight comes rushing out to protest, Jim decapitates Dwight with the rotor.
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Mar 23, 2020 18:55
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Jim reveals that Mose was Creed all along. This is news to both Dwight and Creed.
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Mar 23, 2020 18:59
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Jim kills Dwight in order to obtain the mangekyou sharingan.
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Mar 23, 2020 19:01
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Jim extends a hand for Dwight to shake. Dwight, suspecting the ol' joy buzzer trick, dons a heavy gauntlet before taking Jim's had and giving it a hearty shake. Dwight smirks at Jim, thinking he's won. Jim smirks back because earlier he filled Dwight's handshaking gauntlet with poisonous scorpions. Jim mugs the camera as realization dawns on Dwight's face. Jim continues to hold the handshake, smirking placidly as Dwight begins to convulse.
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Mar 23, 2020 20:48
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While fighting on the planet Mustafar Jim mugs for the camera after attaining the high ground.
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Mar 23, 2020 20:55
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Dwight dies muttering “Rosebud” alone in his empty mansion. Flashback to Dwight’s youth, where a young Jim lets Dwight ride him like a sled down the hill, with the word “Rosebud” written on his side
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Mar 23, 2020 21:04
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Jim allows his body to become the host for a legion of demons so that he can steal Dwight's fragment of the Shikon jewel.
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Mar 23, 2020 21:08
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Jim offers Dwight a high five after Dwight lands a big client. Jim pulls his hand away at the last second causing Dwight to storm off in frustration. Jim spends the next 8 hours mugging for the camera only to pull several muscles in his face. Jim writhes around on the floor in pain, his face twitching, as Dwight leaves work. Having forgotten the whole thing, Dwight asks Jim if he's OK. Jim manages one last mug for the camera before passing out.
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Mar 23, 2020 21:24
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Jim takes over the high class restaurant managed by Mose. His oafish behavior leads to frequent confrontations with its staff and customers; while Pam meanwhile catches Dwight’s eye as he partakes in his nightly plate of beets. She carries on an affair with him nightly with the help of the restaurant staff until Jim tortures their location from Mose. Enraged, he kills Dwight by force-feeding him beets and leaves Dwight’s body to be discovered by Pam. The next night, Jim is forced at gunpoint to eat Dwight’s body, which he does while gagging until Pam kills him, spitting the epithet, “Cannibal!”
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Mar 23, 2020 21:26
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Jim drinks a potion of false death. Dwight, distraught, pierces his own breast with a dagger and slumps over Jim’s seemingly lifeless body, dead. Jim regains consciousnesses and mugs the camera.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:33
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Jim puts all of Dwight's office equipment in Jello and is fired for destruction of company property.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:37
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Jim takes all the cigarettes out of the coffee can he keeps in the driveway where him and all his friends smoke and dumps them just outside Dwight's window so Dwight's parents think that he's smoking.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:50
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Jim is the Priest-King of Dunder-Mifflin. He is a tyrannical king who works his people to death and takes what he wants from them. He kills the young men at will and uses the women as he pleases. The people of Dunder-Mifflin cry out to the gods for help so that they can have peace. The gods create Dwight, a hairy wild man who lives in the wilderness with the animals. Later, after becoming friends, they journey to the edge of the earth to find a plant of eternal youth. Jim, however, connives to have the plant stolen. Dwight weeps, and Jim comes to understand that friendship is the most important thing in life.
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Mar 24, 2020 02:51
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Dwight and Jim begin to wrestle. Jim is starting to win but Dwight twists his finger back, causing Jim to yield. They both lay their breathless. Jim looks up and sees Pam, whom he has been humiliated in front of. Jim cannot meet her eye. 10 minutes later Jim returns with a baseball bat. He walks up behind Dwight silently, and brings the bat down against Dwight's skull. Jim's face tightens, emotionless. Jim beats Dwight to death in the office while his coworkers look on helplessly. At the funeral, Angela accidentally lets out an audible fart.
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Mar 24, 2020 03:12
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Jim resurrects a lame thread that was better off dead, to Dwight's consternation.
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Mar 24, 2020 03:36
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Jim resurrects a lame thread that was better off dead, to Dwight's consternation. *looks at camera in shaggy-haired incredulity*
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Jim resurrects a lame thread that was better off dead, to Dwight's consternation. that's dumb
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Jim takes a sudden interest in Dwight's beets ordering several pounds from him a week. Dwight believes he has the upper hand and charges Jim outrageous prices, which Jim happily agrees to. Over the course of a month, Jim increases his beet intake. Beet shakes, beet salad, beetsteak. At the end of the month, Jim is so visibly swole that his thick rips open his shirtsleeves when he goes to answer the phone. In confidence, Jim reveals to Dwight that a regulated Beet diet boosts make testosterone and is, in fact, a superfood. Dwight takes on Jim's regimen, but sees no results. At the end of the month, Dwight ia diagnosed with gout, scurvy, and impotence. In the confession cam Jim, admits to taking steroids. He turns to mug the camera but instead runs through the wall in a roid rage.
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Mar 24, 2020 17:02
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Dwight sits in a darkened room, watching a tape on a small CRT monitor in the tape, he, Dwight, takes a jello stapler out of his desk, angrily says something to Jim, and furiously stomps off to tell Michael the camera zooms expectantly on Jim, who's left sitting at his desk. he doesn't mug the camera. he doesn't react at all. he doesn't even blink. Dwight glances at the camera filming him now "I don't know," he says, "I don't know..." he rewinds the tape a few seconds and lets it play again, shaking his head
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Jim invents a hyper-advanced AI and builds a realistic robot shaped like a child. He programs the robot child to believe Dwight is his father. Dwight adopts the robot boy out of the kindness of his heart and begins to bond him with, relishing the opportunity to be both a father and a pioneer into human/robot relationships. After 5 years, Jim sneaks into Dwight's house and attacks him with a knife. Dwight's robot son comes to his father's aid and fights off Jim, knocking him down to the ground and disarming him. Jim begins laughing and then snaps his own neck. When the police arrive they find fake videos that Jim uploaded to his creation, making it appear that Dwight told his robot son to kidnap Jim and murder him "to make up for all the pranks". Dwight is given the death penalty and his robot son is shut down permanently. Miles away, Pam downloads a file to her computer called JIM.EXE. She opens it, and the computer mugs for the camera.
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Mar 24, 2020 19:35
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Jim challenges Dwight to a shadow duel. Dwight, having never lost a duel, smugly accepts. Dwight initially has the upper hand, but then Jim begins playing fake cards he made himself, which are greatly overpowered. Dwight complains to Michael, but Michael thinks card games are for nerds so he doesn't care. Jim quickly defeats Dwight, dropping his life points to zero in just three turns. Dwight screams and thrashes about as he sinks into the shadow realm for eternity. Jim mugs for the camera.
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Mar 24, 2020 20:13
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Jim fakes every orgasm.
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Mar 24, 2020 20:21
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Mar 24, 2020 23:48
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*jim staring at dwights decapitated head in his blood covered hands, sleeves rolled up as to not get any stains on his work clothes*
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Mar 25, 2020 00:06
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Private Cumshoe posted:jim fart in dwight face dwite get ipad
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Mar 25, 2020 01:03
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Jim dials Quarter-circle-forward and punch, delivering a Hadoken to Dwight's torso from across the office
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Mar 25, 2020 09:29
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I've completely forgotten what show these people are from
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Mar 25, 2020 09:29
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HebrewMagic posted:I've completely forgotten what show these people are from Dateline NBC
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Mar 25, 2020 09:59
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Jim uses magic to turn Dwight into a goat, then he ties Dwight's goat-beard to his goat-balls and keeps shooting lightning at his goat-butt. The entire office laughs as goat-Dwight dances around shrieking in dismay
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Mar 25, 2020 10:44
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Jim replaces Dwight with an Asian actor.
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basically Jim is Deg and Dwight is Barnacle Jim. That's where the comedy comes from./
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