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SKULL.GIF posted:holy gently caress lmao they really did fake it I bet it'd take a lot of time to set up a greenscreen in an isolated room Hrmm... And like you probably couldn't get another change of clothes very easily
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An English athlete, a French athlete and a American athlete are all on the medal podium at the 2020 Summer Olympics chatting before the medal ceremony. "Don't get me wrong" says the Englishman, "winning a medal is very nice, but I still feel the greatest pleasure in life is getting home after a long day, putting one's feet up and having a nice cup of tea". "You Englishman" snorts the Frenchman, "you have no sense of romance. The greatest pleasure in life is going on holiday without your wife, and meeting a beautiful girl with whom you have a passionate love affair with before returning home back to work". "You are both wrong" scoffs the American. "The greatest pleasure in life is when you are sleeping at home and the CDC breaks your door down at 3 AM, bursts into your room and says 'David Davidson, you have Coronavirus' and you can reply 'Sorry, David Davidson lives next door'"
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MorrisBae posted:Where are my motherfucking Trumpbux
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Mayor Dave posted:first one still has natural light, second is a few hours later after sunset fair enough
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glad to see our pandemic response is quite literally underpants on head stupid
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Is a balaclava and ski goggles my best non PPE option for going out and about if I don't have masks
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Lol MA has announced the closure of all "non-essential to fighting COVID-19 businesses" and my CEO & CTO are loving livid, panicking, and wondering how to get us classified as essential. We are a chemical processing / manufacturing company that has nothing to do with anything healthcare or infrastructure related.
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mastershakeman posted:Is a balaclava and ski goggles my best non PPE option for going out and about if I don't have masks yeah and if you want to be extra safe i'd suggest duct-taping around the seems in the mask and goggles
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MorrisBae posted:Where are my motherfucking Trumpbux Best we can do is Pelosipennies
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Lol MA has announced the closure of all "non-essential to fighting COVID-19 businesses" and my CEO & CTO are loving livid, panicking, and wondering how to get us classified as essential. Start making hand sanitizer, fam
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Lol MA has announced the closure of all "non-essential to fighting COVID-19 businesses" and my CEO & CTO are loving livid, panicking, and wondering how to get us classified as essential. Chemicals sound p essential those must be some scrub chemicals if they have no use
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FAUXTON posted:can you do the contact free stuff even if they don't ask? who wants to buy my business plan? outfit every residence with a pneumatic tube similar to the ones used at banks - as objects travel through the tube, they are bombarded by uv radiation and arrive inside, sterilized basically you call and order your burrito, they feed it into the tube this could be scaled up for average sized packages via amazon my other business is burrito tube, which is a mexican food delivery-only restaurant
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shovelbum posted:Chemicals sound p essential those must be some scrub chemicals if they have no use They are pretty scrub chemicals!
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LOL the answer is because all men deserve to die. Only half as many women are as terrible.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:when it's going great are they practicing social distancing though!
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D1E posted:Half-Life: Alyx just unlocked. If you're wealthy enough to own a VR headset get busy social distancing yourself up in that. im not sure getting up in alyx qualifies as social distancing
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D1E posted:LOL the answer is because all men deserve to die. Only half as many women are as terrible. Harsh, but fair
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Atrocious Joe posted:are they practicing social distancing though! they are all up on each other, yelling directly into each others faces, its beautiful
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company payroll is actually considered essential, at least in Illinois!! Most of our office has now been deemed essential as well, but our regional management is still going with complete shutdown/wfh this week while evaluating the absolute minimum number of people and the minimum number of time they have to spend in the office.
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arent the ace receptors that the coronavirus binds to responsible for some kind of hormonal control? i wonder if this would similarly affect someone undergoing hormone therapy, or if raised testosterone levels could affect the rate at which the virus attaches or reproduces
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I bet it'd take a lot of time to set up a greenscreen in an isolated room You don't even need that, virtual backgrounds have been a part of a lot of teleconference stuff for a bit
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Lindsey Graham doesn't want to die https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1242120273949863937 https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1242120724380372994
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pathetic little tramp posted:Yeah, if 15 million people die, and you're not one of them, you will know someone who does die, guaranteed. what if i dont know anyone check mate
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pathetic little tramp posted:Yeah, if 15 million people die, and you're not one of them, you will know someone who does die, guaranteed. Even if it's like 1M you'll probably know someone It'll be like the birthday paradox/probability example
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D1E posted:NEWSFLASH dorks: ain't gonna be no TrumpBux. you get Doom Eternal and Half Life 3 instead <halo dinner table gif>
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Spinz posted:Isn't that related to smoking rates? Or just general health? I don't know how true it is, but I know I've always heard that in general old women are healthier than old men which is why men tend to die sooner. It could just be that the curve of comorbidities and general poor health starts earlier in men, meaning the mortality for this disease does as well.
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