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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

Non essential deliveries replaced with an ad hoc distributed exercise network of joggers and cyclists gradually relaying goods across the nation.

Thankfully I have my deliveroo outfit I signed up for and never used. Basically a free pass

Ah, I see you've played Death Stranding.

e: 195 was the year Clodius, Britain's entry into the Eurovision Roman Emperor contest, crossed into Gaul.

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jedit posted:

Try "already". My sister is on the phone from London, and in her area at least every supermarket is still being picked clean as soon as the deliveries come in. Unless the government sort out food shipments and set armed guards at every shop to prevent hoard buying, the capital is 24 hours away from ripping itself to pieces.

Eh, this is the exact opposite of my experience and the experience of everyone I know - shops quiet and mostly fully stocked. Panic buying is very much a self-correcting problem as long as supply lines aren't disrupted too much.

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish
Fucks sake tomorrow was my food shopping day, it'll be rammed

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I went shopping at about 7.30 and I bought approximately £5 worth of essentials and £25 of chocolate/beer

Meanwhile I get an extra $50 for turning up to work every day, gogo key workers

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://twitter.com/StevePeers/status/1241891205593673729?s=20

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

forkboy84 posted:

Really regretting not buying that GYBE vinyl when I was in HMV last week. Oh well, it'll still be there when this is over. Unless HMV goes out of business.

it's ok just wait a few weeks and you won't need a vinyl record to experience being in the belly of a horrible machine that is bleeding to death

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Eh, this is the exact opposite of my experience and the experience of everyone I know - shops quiet and mostly fully stocked. Panic buying is very much a self-correcting problem as long as supply lines aren't disrupted too much.

Shops round here, York, are empty shelves for most of the stuff you want. Which can be interesting to challenge yourself. Except I really want booze and young kids basically only eat 3 things.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Is there a transcript anywhere? I want to know the wording but don't want to have to look at his stupid face.

BBC are saying it's any non essential work, but Reddit is saying it's any work 'that can't be done from home.'

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

was planning on nipping out for a big shop tomorrow before work. don't think i'll bother now. will be manic again after tonight's announcement
also to return my library books. hope they put a freeze on late fees :ohdear:

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost
I do like the way they're encouraging people to get food delivered from online services if they can but they're all booked up for weeks :smith:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

transcript

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Is there a transcript anywhere? I want to know the wording but don't want to have to look at his stupid face.

BBC are saying it's any non essential work, but Reddit is saying it's any work 'that can't be done from home.'

"We will be banning all weddings, baptisms, all kinds of religious events. [pause] Except funerals! "

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

So work that is necessary and cannot be done from home, but no explanation as to what "necessary" means.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Well, was in Tesco when the announcement went out. Place was already picked clean- barely any meat, no pasta or other staples.

However I have managed to source enough ingredients for this month’s fudge orders now, after several days of hitting up every small shop in the area.

So swings and roundabouts I guess.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Chuka Umana posted:

Only work that should be permitted is essential services.

No one should be leaving their house except for food and medicine and hygiene products

Define "essential services".

Is a tyre fitting shop an essential service? It sure as hell is for a family whose only means of getting to and from the shops and the chemist has just got a puncture?

Are builders an essential service? What if there's a storm next week and roofs need repairing?

Is a telco an essential service? Of course it is, but while only a skeleton staff might be required to keep the porn flowing, that's not a stable situation. Equipment fails, software needs updating, shifts in the way people are using the internet require major reorganisation of data centres and networks, and all of this requires a lot of people who you might think aren't essential right now.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

a pipe smoking dog posted:

So work that is necessary and cannot be done from home, but no explanation as to what "necessary" means.

is your boss letting you that’s all

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary and cannot be done from home. posted:


The absolutely necessary bit really needed to be nailed down here.

Cassiopeia
Feb 17, 2011
Welp just received my text straight after the briefing to isolate for 12 weeks. I work in the NHS in a non clinical role. Can 100% work from home and have a laptop but I have been made to go on everyday. Do I just not turn up tomorrow?



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Read more advice about staying safe at home.
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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Angepain posted:

it's ok just wait a few weeks and you won't need a vinyl record to experience being in the belly of a horrible machine that is bleeding to death

Lift Your Skinny Arms Like Antennas To Heaven is an absurdly beautiful record and would sound even better on vinyl than on CD or MP3 but alas. I foolishly decided to get a mothers day gift instead. Idiot.

Cassiopeia posted:

Welp just received my text straight after the briefing to isolate for 12 weeks. I work in the NHS in a non clinical role. Can 100% work from home and have a laptop but I have been made to go on everyday. Do I just not turn up tomorrow?



NHS Coronavirus Service: We have identified that you're someone at risk of severe illness if you catch Coronavirus. Please remain at home for a minimum of 12 weeks. Home is the safest place for you. Staying in helps you stay well and that will help the NHS too. You can open a window but do not leave your home, and stay 3 steps away from others indoors. Wash your hands more often, for at least 20 seconds.

Read more advice about staying safe at home.
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Call your boss and tell them you got that from the NHS. If they are telling you not to go to work then listen to them. Ideally I'd say call tonight but :shrug: if there's no one who can pick up then have to do it in the morning.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Mar 23, 2020

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

The sky news guy before the announcement was saying a load of extra detail is meant to go up on gov website later this evening

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

bump_fn posted:

is your boss letting you that’s all

This is the thing, I can work from home but only because they've got IT working rotas to make sure the servers don't catch fire. It's that necessary or should the company be putting everyone on furlough?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I've been off work for a couple of weeks, and the last development I heard was that we were supposed to be doing one day a week on our own in the lab, but even before this I thought that was sketchy because a) the work I need to be in the lab to do is not essential and b) often (although not always) involves dangerous chemicals, which makes working alone a bad idea even when the local a+e isn't going to be a war zone

so I won't be doing that

I also haven't got a laptop, so I currently can't really work from home. there's a spare pc I was supposed to be using, but it's at work and I genuinely don't know if those rules would cover going to pick it up or if it's even a good idea.

I drive to work so the only contact I would need to have with any object outside my house/car is a couple of door handles and the pc (and keyboard), and there's no need for me to actually physically meet anyone in the office, so it's not very high risk in terms of infection but still

I will see how it's all looking by next week

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
I've just gotten off the phone with my boss. I'm going in tomorrow to mothball the place, doors locked to the public. After that, we're closed for the duration. The tradesmen we subcontract to are screwed.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I'm sure the info will be out there in a few days, but I'm currently with my parents recuperating from surgery, and they'll be driving me back home in time for the 2nd April to get my surgical clips removed. I'm going to assume that counts as necessary for medical reasons, but I'll probably want the various letters and surgical notes as evidence in case we get pulled over by the fuzz.

Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Mar 23, 2020

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Cassiopeia posted:

Welp just received my text straight after the briefing to isolate for 12 weeks. I work in the NHS in a non clinical role. Can 100% work from home and have a laptop but I have been made to go on everyday. Do I just not turn up tomorrow?



NHS Coronavirus Service: We have identified that you're someone at risk of severe illness if you catch Coronavirus. Please remain at home for a minimum of 12 weeks. Home is the safest place for you. Staying in helps you stay well and that will help the NHS too. You can open a window but do not leave your home, and stay 3 steps away from others indoors. Wash your hands more often, for at least 20 seconds.

Read more advice about staying safe at home.
https://www.gov.uk/coronavirus-extremely-vulnerable-guidance

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Are you one of the 1.5 million people that were getting notified as being of extra risk? Wondering how they'll notify my mum (and many others living in areas with zero mobile phone signal?)

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
Family asked me to hold fire on going in tonight, as two fall under the vulnerable group category.

Spoke to some of my colleagues, and they're all in the dark, although expecting a company email soon apparently. Who knows. I've been off sick with the flu the last 2 weeks anyway, so it's not like another day's going to make a difference.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I play with a Boss DS-2 through a PA amp, gently caress purists.

lol the DS2 is such a poo poo pedal, and probably contributed to at least 10% of my hearing loss. That and practicing inside a shipping container with zero sound-absorbing material

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Eh, this is the exact opposite of my experience and the experience of everyone I know - shops quiet and mostly fully stocked. Panic buying is very much a self-correcting problem as long as supply lines aren't disrupted too much.

https://twitter.com/learnincurve11/status/1242203330052599809

Cassiopeia
Feb 17, 2011

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Are you one of the 1.5 million people that were getting notified as being of extra risk? Wondering how they'll notify my mum (and many others living in areas with zero mobile phone signal?)

Yes I am one of those! They said they were texting or writing a letter. There were different ways of identification. E.g. NHS Digital mass trawl of data, GP practices, hospital teams. I am sure your mum will be notified. I had an inkling this was coming as my consultant phoned me last Friday to see how I was

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
A internet friend made this for your parents to share on Facebook

https://twitter.com/daire_shaw/status/1242203825576034304

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Cassiopeia posted:

Yes I am one of those! They said they were texting or writing a letter. There were different ways of identification. E.g. NHS Digital mass trawl of data, GP practices, hospital teams. I am sure your mum will be notified. I had an inkling this was coming as my consultant phoned me last Friday to see how I was

Thanks!

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
my dad is now driving to london assuming if we can turn this around before morning we'll get away with it, mum is panicking and is with him, lord this is going to be a fun night. I do hope they don't get shot by are brave boys. I'm polishing off the last of my whisky because gently caress this to hell, lol. If this pandemic hadn't happened I'd have been looking forward to moving back in with my partner now but looks like that's on hold for a good few months at least. incredible. At least there's a playstation and a back garden up at theirs, so a few more distractions from all this garbage.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Mar 23, 2020

Vrih
Apr 4, 2004
:)
The police don't actually have any powers to enforce the lockdown until later in the week so you've got some time.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

ThomasPaine posted:

my dad is now driving to london assuming if we can turn this around before morning we'll get away with it, mum is panicking and is with him, lord this is going to be a fun night. I do hope they don't get shot by are brave boys. I'm polishing off the last of my whisky because gently caress this to hell, lol. If this pandemic hadn't happened I'd have been looking forward to moving back in with my partner now but looks like that's on hold for a good few months at least. incredible.

Well anyone who didn't see the PM broadcast won't know anyway!

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oh honey don’t worry, it’s essential travel and the Queen won’t be signing off on anything till the morning at least!

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Vrih posted:

The police don't actually have any powers to enforce the lockdown until later in the week so you've got some time.

I imagine there will be more than a few people doing the last chopper out of Saigon routine

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

ThomasPaine posted:

my dad is now driving to london assuming if we can turn this around before morning we'll get away with it, mum is panicking and is with him, lord this is going to be a fun night. I do hope they don't get shot by are brave boys. I'm polishing off the last of my whisky because gently caress this to hell, lol. If this pandemic hadn't happened I'd have been looking forward to moving back in with my partner now but looks like that's on hold for a good few months at least. incredible.

As long as you don't break an actual law you're fine. Out in the car with your household is entirely within the bounds of the favour Boris has asked. Shame mum decided to tag along though as gatherings of more than 2 are bad if you're not all living together.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It will come under the “get on a plane!” thing anyway for the next few days at least.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Hi thread, I'm 10 pages behind, sorry to interrupt what I'd presume to be freaking out over the lockdown & pointing out that without at least a French style self-certification thing determining whether you're out for more than one walk per day will just come down to police discretion & therefore not apply if you're white and/or posh enough, but:

I've been asked to draft up some general employment advice to go out to a whole loving poo poo-tonne of people, problem being I don't know much about it. Here's my draft (in picture form so I can timg it, & with the formatting probably looking a bit funny because I stripped out identifiable data):



Can anyone see any mistakes here, or anything else I should cover? Should hopefully catch up with the thread by tomorrow but PMs are always appreciated. I can make a UKMT version once it's out of draft if people want it, & will be keeping it up-to-date.

& before anyone says "don't give advice if you don't know much about it": nobody knows much about anything, especially in law. And especially in poo poo that is absolutely brand loving new. But, I do have an insurance policy that covers getting this poo poo wrong (insurance policy does not apply to forums posts tho so plz don't use it). Also relevant degrees & professional experience & poo poo.

Thanks to whoever posted the rs21 link from which I cribbed most of the first point upthread, btw.

Back to page 186 with me.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

sassassin posted:

As long as you don't break an actual law you're fine. Out in the car with your household is entirely within the bounds of the favour Boris has asked. Shame mum decided to tag along though as gatherings of more than 2 are bad if you're not all living together.

They will be living together so it’s fine! Don’t freak him out unnecessarily my dude.

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