Fallout: New Vegas: Ain't that a cuck in the bed?

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

welcome, courier. whaddaya boiyin'?

whaddaya sellin'?

# ? Mar 24, 2020 00:10

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 14:28

Bogart: Apr 12, 2010; by VideoGames

HeeeEEEeeEEeERe we go!

# ? Mar 24, 2020 00:41

Wicked Them Beats: Apr 1, 2007; Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a loving long dick. Thus, the name.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 00:51

aniviron: Sep 11, 2014

Make a brief stop at the Atomic Wrangler, where the booze is cheaper, the tables are friendly, and the women are just like the booze!

# ? Mar 24, 2020 00:59

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wicked Them Beats posted:

Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a loving long dick. Thus, the name.

Cassie is my favorite companion :allears:

the fact they cut the scene where you get drunk with her and the King marries you still disappoints me

# ? Mar 24, 2020 01:01

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Khajiit have wares, if you have caps.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 03:39

whydirt: Apr 18, 2001; Gaz Posting Brigade

MariusLecter posted:

Khajiit have wares, if you have caps.

CHIM. CHIM Nerevar changes.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 03:43

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Xander77 posted:

U-Unatco?

Savage.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 05:46

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

moot the hopple posted:

Barton's problem is I just punched the heads clean off an entire den of geckos. What makes him think his head is connected so soundly?

Well, it's not. That's why.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 06:19

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Are you loving kidding me? First I get my legs smashed, and then in walks the Powder Gangers' grim loving reaper! What the gently caress have you got against us, man? Jesus loving Christ, if you wanted me dead just give me a few doses of Med-X and I'll OD for you, okay? gently caress!

# ? Mar 24, 2020 07:11

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

In 43% of observed cases, two Lobotomites left alone will fight for dominance or inject bodily fluids into each other's orifices. Unsanitary.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 09:33

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

Down at the end of the hall is ball storage. For jocks who like balls. Like Richie Marcus. Do you hear me, Betsy?

RICHIE

LIKES

BALLS

# ? Mar 24, 2020 14:10

LashLightning: Feb 20, 2010; You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...
You just keep being you!

moot the hopple posted:

Barton's problem is I just punched the heads clean off an entire den of geckos. What makes him think his head is connected so soundly?

He assumes that the geckos had softened you up a bit, not given you enough XP to level up and get even more skill points into "punch heads clean off".

I guess Barton is a few steps below the stormcloak in Skyrim who gets their head chopped off at the beginning in the "poor, doomed bastard" rankings.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 14:39

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Goddammit nerds, get over high school.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 14:39

SeanBeansShako: Nov 20, 2009; Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

How are you today? Santiago is fabulous!

# ? Mar 24, 2020 15:33

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Against All Tyrants; Ultra Carp

We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 16:41

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

I saw a deathclaw the other day. Horrible creatures

# ? Mar 24, 2020 16:46

Galewolf: Jan 9, 2007; The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

MariusLecter posted:

If you hadn't already that was the cue to just tune out anything else Caesar has to say.

I kinda listen to all his yammering, role-playing that he is thinking that he's gaining some ground with me until I fill him with .45-70 Gov't, SWC (hand load) from my Ranger Sequoia.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:18

aniviron: Sep 11, 2014

Mama always said that was my gift. When we were kids, the others used to fight over and steal one another's toys. I always broke mine. And if any of the others messed with me, I broke theirs too. Sometimes I'd break them even if they were nice to me, just to show them what's what. One day mama took me aside and said, Boy, you're never going to go very far, but you're going to make a whole lotta people come up short.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:09

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Against All Tyrants; Ultra Carp

I wish I could explain it to you. The old chief's finally at a loss for words.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:31

whydirt: Apr 18, 2001; Gaz Posting Brigade

# ? Mar 24, 2020 21:43

Wicked Them Beats: Apr 1, 2007; Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

whydirt posted:

The line that brought about a million lovely tattoos

# ? Mar 24, 2020 22:07

Galewolf: Jan 9, 2007; The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Truth is, the game rigged from the start.

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.

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Drakyn: Dec 26, 2012

gently caress Benny. We'll make him pay for stabbing us in the back.

# ? Mar 24, 2020 23:57

CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

NUCLEAR

WINTER

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ThaumPenguin: Oct 9, 2013

Make Vegas a town I woulda been proud of, baby. Let it swing.

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Lightningproof: Feb 23, 2011

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 03:18

Basic Chunnel: Sep 21, 2010; Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Welcome to Goodsprings

# ? Mar 25, 2020 03:47

aniviron: Sep 11, 2014

Snuffles: [whuff]

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Wicked Them Beats: Apr 1, 2007; Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

{confirmation bark} <bark!>

# ? Mar 25, 2020 04:23

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I used to know a ventriloquist with more skill than you. At least he had the sense to know his own name, without carving it into his chest.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 09:47

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

"It's... a thing. A science thing. It hurts robots. Don't worry about it."

# ? Mar 26, 2020 00:02

Rinkles: Oct 24, 2010; What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OrUhqgueAE

Sawyer on rpg reputation systems

# ? Apr 5, 2020 23:22

Rinkles: Oct 24, 2010; What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

I have to check out Deadfire one of these days

lol

# ? Apr 6, 2020 01:07

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Ropekid is such a goat

# ? Apr 6, 2020 01:25

Wicked Them Beats: Apr 1, 2007; Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.