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tankadillo posted:Village of the Giants is definitely in the top 3 horniest. Bert I. Gordon pioneering the growth fetish eons before the internet.
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Larryb posted:So out of curiosity, is the unedited version of Mitchell any better than the one we got? I’ll let this New York Times review from 1975 take it away: quote:Mitchell, starring Joe Don Baker as a hard-nosed Los Angeles detective named Mitchell, has a lot of over-explicit violence, some gratuitous sex stuff and some rough language, yet it looks like a movie that couldn't wait to get to prime-time television. Perhaps it's a pilot film for a TV series, or maybe it's just a movie that's bad in a style we associate with some of the more mindless small-screen entertainments.
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Ballz posted:I’ll let this New York Times review from 1975 take it away: Terrible review! They forgot all the times Mitchell spends drinking in bed (which feels like a significant percentage of the film).
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"This chase sequence makes Driving Miss Daisy look like Bullitt."
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Raskolnikov38 posted:oh thank goodness they successfully merged was in my throat
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Cross-Section posted:my heart Next time on Mitchell, "The Cloverleaf" TVs Ian posted:There was also the missing dune buggy scene, which includes Mitchell bashing a guy's head in with a rock (as seen behind the title). Speaking of Dune Buggies, has anyone ever found out the context to the riff Mike makes during the random beach dune buggy scene in Girl in Gold Boots where he goes "This makes me want to throw hard candy at people!" It was used in another episode in a similar scene/context (that I can't recall now) so I figured it must've been a reference to something that happened to one of the members of BBI.
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Angry_Ed posted:Next time on Mitchell, "The Cloverleaf" I think it was because the dune buggy looked kinda like the little cars Shriners drive in parades, tossing candy at the crowds.
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:I think it was because the dune buggy looked kinda like the little cars Shriners drive in parades, tossing candy at the crowds. Ah, that would probably be it then, thanks.
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Ballz posted:I’ll let this New York Times review from 1975 take it away: Mitchell gives off such strong TV Pilot Movie vibes I was surprised to learn that it was a theatrical film. It's also why I initially didn't sweat the Deaney plot getting dropped, I thought "Oh, maybe they were setting him up to be an ongoing villain..."
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Mr. Fowl posted:Mitchell gives off such strong TV Pilot Movie vibes I was surprised to learn that it was a theatrical film. It's also why I initially didn't sweat the Deaney plot getting dropped, I thought "Oh, maybe they were setting him up to be an ongoing villain..." Or Gallano, even, since he just vanishes after his one scene outside of being referenced. I even remember the Agony Booth website thinking it was a TV pilot when they did the recap of the unedited version, which also included Linda Evans writing "BASTARD" instead of "JERK" on Mitchell's car.
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I believe the unedited version has Martin Balsam refer to Merlin Olsen as a “goddamn awful butler” rather than a lousy one.
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Watching the unedited version of the flicks always feels like a shock. Time Chasers in its full length magnificence features that cabbie you might remember from Noo Yawk Noo Yawk but what you didn't see was him being a super racist distraction so the leads can sneak into the airport. I think Bill says something like, "Oh, right, that's why we cut him out of the episode."
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TL posted:I believe the unedited version has Martin Balsam refer to Merlin Olsen as a “goddamn awful butler” rather than a lousy one. I am NOT a 
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I am NOT a I should send him a FTD bouquet.
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Maxwell Lord posted:Racket Girls has a weird horny energy. Racket Girls is like... You know when you turn the key and car engine just won't turn over? Like that, except instead of driving, you're making porn.
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Sash! posted:Racket Girls is like... You know when you turn the key and car engine just won't turn over? Like that, except instead of driving, you're making porn. And then suddenly it turns over and you realize you weren't in a car after all, you were in a gangster movie and most of the previous characters didn't matter at all.
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This description could apply to The Guy From Harlem as well.
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Sash! posted:Racket Girls is like... You know when you turn the key and car engine just won't turn over? Like that, except instead of driving, you're making porn. When Ed Wood saw this film, it was like when Truffaut saw "Citizen Kane"!
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Mr. Fowl posted:And then suddenly it turns over and you realize you weren't in a car after all, you were in a gangster movie and most of the previous characters didn't matter at all. They had to do something when they couldn't show the porn part.
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Never saw my grandma naked, but this'll do.
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Joe paved the way for Hervé Villechaize.
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https://twitter.com/JoelGHodgson/status/1242251531119988737
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This is Rifftrax related, not MST3K, but I saw Roller Gator for the first time yesterday and now I'm all hollow inside and I wish I were dead. Will the world ever not be ashes again?
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Dawgstar posted:Never saw my grandma naked, but this'll do. Strut, pout, put it out, it's what you want from grandma... 
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Did I have some zesty quarantine dreams last night or did the MST3K twitch channel play a rifftrax?rydiafan posted:This is Rifftrax related, not MST3K, but I saw Roller Gator for the first time yesterday and now I'm all hollow inside and I wish I were dead. Will the world ever not be ashes again? No
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Barudak posted:Did I have some zesty quarantine dreams last night or did the MST3K twitch channel play a rifftrax? You mentioning this reminds me that either this is true, or else i had the same dream a few weeks ago. I also was half-awake when it came on. Maybe they are just testing to see if we notice.
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They do play a Rifftrax once in a while. It's also mentioned in one of their painfully repetitive ads that is in no way really loving old by now.
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They also mention RIffTrax in their bot announcements, and I'm pretty sure I saw a RiffTrax episode in their queue
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Was Violent Years the one involving the Communist Party paying girls to damage American flags and shuffle papers around, followed by a deadly police shootout?
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Grammarchist posted:Was Violent Years the one involving the Communist Party paying girls to damage American flags and shuffle papers around, followed by a deadly police shootout? They did rape someone, and probably a few murders too.
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Barudak posted:Did I have some zesty quarantine dreams last night or did the MST3K twitch channel play a rifftrax? Late to this, but the Twitch channel's rotation looks to be exactly what they've got on Shout Factory's MST3K VOD section: http://www.shoutfactorytv.com/film/mst3k.
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Sash! posted:They did rape someone, and probably a few murders too. All because her parents treated her well.
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rydiafan posted:This is Rifftrax related, not MST3K, but I saw Roller Gator for the first time yesterday and now I'm all hollow inside and I wish I were dead. Will the world ever not be ashes again? It definitely is in the conversation for worst movie they've watched. I think it's because the movie has no peaks or valleys to it. It's a terrible, annoying movie where every scene is equally bad, there are no redeeming moments and there are no especially bad moments to break it up. It's just an endurance test.
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Gavok posted:It definitely is in the conversation for worst movie they've watched. I think it's because the movie has no peaks or valleys to it. It's a terrible, annoying movie where every scene is equally bad, there are no redeeming moments and there are no especially bad moments to break it up. It's just an endurance test. I think my vote for most terrible thing is that constant, unending, just... noodling acoustic guitar that's on a loop the movie tries to pass off as a soundtrack. And it's not even a long loop. TomServoScream.mp3 here.
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Dawgstar posted:I think my vote for most terrible thing is that constant, unending, just... noodling acoustic guitar that's on a loop the movie tries to pass off as a soundtrack. And it's not even a long loop. TomServoScream.mp3 here. Its also a real song on a cd you could have bought for real money. The real one does not last for 90 minutes unfortunately
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Grammarchist posted:Was Violent Years the one involving the Communist Party paying girls to damage American flags and shuffle papers around, followed by a deadly police shootout? "They're shooting back!" "The bastards!"
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