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https://www.expressnews.com/news/local/article/Shelter-in-place-order-to-slow-coronavirus-15151183.php San Antonio now must shelter in place also. A lady asked at the press conference how housekeepers, pool cleaners, etc could continue working; the response was a very curt "Anything not explicitly prohib... I mean permitted by the order, is prohibited. Stay home." quote:Effective at 11:59 p.m. Tuesday, residents in San Antonio and the county’s suburban cities must stay home and only leave their homes to pick up groceries and medicine, get gas or seek health care. Residents can also go outside to run, walk and exercise if they keep their distance from others.
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https://twitter.com/HeathMayo/status/1242242903361150976 Do these people realize what these takes are going to look like by the end of the week. https://twitter.com/feliciasonmez/status/1242244600137494529
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This person is completely unfamiliar with the entire history and mindset of boomers. e: oh lol it was Dan Patrick saying that ahahaha I misread. but still lol infinity
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/HeathMayo/status/1242242903361150976 Do you think they care? Also lol I haven't noticed any difference where I'm at, except that the grocery stores are way the gently caress too busy.
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Here's the clip if you want to see it. Words cannot express my hatred for this motherfucker. https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1242245135129346050
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Ken Paxton trying to use the epidemic to ban abortions:quote:Health Care Professionals and Facilities, Including Abortion Providers, Must Immediately Stop All Medically Unnecessary Surgeries and Procedures to Preserve Resources to Fight COVID-19 Pandemic
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long-rear end nips Diane posted:Here's the clip if you want to see it. Words cannot express my hatred for this motherfucker. On the other hand, election results will lean in a much better direction if we follow his logic, so I support Lt. Dan fully.
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The RGV is mostly on lockdown - Laredo is down for 2 weeks, and Brownsville/Cameron Co. starts at midnight Wednesday. Hidalgo has a curfew beginning tonight at 10:00, but we probably only have a few more days until we're down for the count.
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long-rear end nips Diane posted:Here's the clip if you want to see it. Words cannot express my hatred for this motherfucker. That's uh...that's a hell of a stance. If they're willing to die to maintain economic stability for their children, you'd think that they'd have consented to mildly inconvenience themselves to stem the tide of climate change or provide healthcare or welfare for their children. Disregarding of course the fact that dead bodies are also a big drain on the economy.
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SlothfulCobra posted:That's uh...that's a hell of a stance. those dead folks were out of the workforce anyhow, so it's a net positive! It's basically the draft for old people, really
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was in a chat tonight with non-texan english speakers from around the world. i used the phrase "do what now?" to sound incredulous over something and was called out for sounding like foghorn leghorn or hank hill i never knew that was a southern phrase lol
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zoux posted:The idea that we'd just have a normal good economy while hospitals are choked with dead and dying people of all ages and people would be fine going out and shopping and going to work in those conditions is loving absurd. There is no good economy while an epidemic exists. Killing off ~15% of people on social security/medicare would probably be the massive cut to the last bastion of the American welfare system that both dems and Republicans have been trying to pull off for a few decades now.
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i say swears online posted:was in a chat tonight with non-texan english speakers from around the world. i used the phrase "do what now?" to sound incredulous over something and was called out for sounding like foghorn leghorn or hank hill But do you sound like foghorn leghorn?
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i say swears online posted:"do what now?"
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Badger of Basra posted:Like those Japanese old people walking into Fukushima, but instead they’re just giving everyone corona before dying "It is every citizen's final duty to go into the Applebees and become one with all the people."
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ReindeerF posted:I'm fixn' to awraht!? We briefly lived in Nebraska when I was younger and people were deeply confused by our use of "fixin' to". My father, despite growing up in Pennsylvania, has somehow found a 'y' and a 'h' in 'wire' in his thirty years of living in Texas.
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Heh. I had a meeting in rural Georgia a whall back and the lady at the local Wendy's referred to the lid for my drink as a "lee-ee-ud." That beat even "owal" for me.
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Marxalot posted:But do you sound like foghorn leghorn? boomhauer
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ReindeerF posted:That beat even "owal" for me.  two syllables
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i say swears online posted:two syllables ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Mar 24, 2020 |
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quote:FEBRUARY 2020 — BY CHRISTIAN WALLACE lmao rip
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In fairness, they talk about the drawdown in the series, so they're right about the trajectory, but the gap in production meant that the last half dropped right when the Saudis and Russians decided to measure dicks. If it was drawing down then, it's dead now.
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ReindeerF posted:OWAL CAIN'T SIT HEAH
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i say swears online posted:i wish i had a spare $2200 for a white 2017 F150 Say what now?
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Marxalot posted:Apparently Harris county is shut down now. I still have not noticed any difference in traffic Galveston County too, to start at 11:59 tonight, though it sounds like it's basically what everyone's been recommending already: Galveston Daily News posted:Under the county’s order, residents may only leave their homes to seek medical care, pick up essential items such as food — for either humans or pets — or household supplies, participate in solitary outdoor recreational activities or to work at an essential business.
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Marxalot posted:Apparently Harris county is shut down now. I still have not noticed any difference in traffic https://twitter.com/HarrisCoJudge/status/1242442161410334725
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ReindeerF posted:In fairness, they talk about the drawdown in the series, so they're right about the trajectory, but the gap in production meant that the last half dropped right when the Saudis and Russians decided to measure dicks. If it was drawing down then, it's dead now. My grandmother and grandfather had some family land in that area that they sold in the 70s, but they kept the mineral rights. Of course, that didn't do anything for them because there were never any wells. (There was some exploratory drilling in the early 90s around the time of the Gulf War, but it didn't pan out.) My grandfather died about a decade ago. Shortly afterwards they did some fracking on the land and ended up getting a few wells. My grandmother was very excited, and we had one very lux Christmas, but she started developing dementia shortly after. She's made enough money off the wells that she's able to afford a very nice memory care facility, and even if the wells are done she's covered for the rest of her life. The dementia is advanced enough that she can't really take in new information anymore, and even before the 'rona we didn't expect her to make it through the rest of the year, but it's nice for her to have been able to finally become the rich Texas oil woman she always hoped she'd be. i say swears online posted:CAIN'T SIT HEAH My accent is almost completely gone now, but it was so strong when I was in elementary school that my parents sent me to a speech therapist. Apparently one of the signs of an accent that is too strong is pronouncing "pen" and "pin" exactly the same: PEAN.
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Arcella posted:Galveston County too, to start at 11:59 tonight, though it sounds like it's basically what everyone's been recommending already: Yeah in fairness I live in Baytown and commute to Deer Park. 99% of the people I fight traffic with are fellow oil dipshits. I really don't know how things have changed since all I've done for the past 2 or 3 weeks is go to work. At least I have a new VR headset to amuse me  e: everyone that works at the exxon here and parks their lifted dualie pickup trucks on the railroad tracks should kill themselves. There's my hot take for the thread. Seriously I can't even feel them in my dumb Focus why do they floor the brakes and crawl over them at 5mph it's so stupid you have a lift kit and mud tires I have a lowered econocar with a turbo what is even going on Marxalot fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Mar 24, 2020 |
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