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Mnoba posted:lets talk a goon to walk in a straight line across a us state like that one guy did wales been there done that. he made it 2 miles before his feet hurt.
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Good. I'll be watching.
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Zugzwang posted:Wonder what the dipshits in charge are going to say about the inevitable prison riots once this thing starts working its way through that population. Shoot to kill.
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Earwicker posted:people from cities all over the world have gotten the bright idea of fleeing to small backcountry towns, usually without getting tested or anything Yeah sorry, I'm not holing up in my lovely apartment until I inevitably catch it and go die in a crowded city hospital with no supplies. Also, you can't get tested.
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Danish authorities are planning to create a corps of 'untouchables' from those who have successfully defeated the virus and now have antibodies against it. They will be deployed to keep critical functions in the public sector running and to keep private businesses from shutting down entirely. That's actually kind of a cool idea. Of course, the plan hinges on just how much immunity antibodies actually confer (e.g. some viruses are very much one-time only, while others can easily mutate and re-infect, some even taking advantage of antibodies as an infection vector). I hope I am right that I was infected very early on - partly because it means my son and wife would also have had it, and thus be at greatly reduced risk - but also because it would be awesome to be able to help my fellow humans by joining the 'Untouchables Corps'. In other news, Danish authorities have temporarily seized control of private hospitals, adding their ventilators, masks and other equipment to the pool available when the epidemic hits for real. So far it's looking promising as to the chances of avoiding a breakdown - especially due to the thousands of volunteers with medical training (but either in retirement or left the occupation) who have offered to help out. I am cautiously optimistic that the death count will be relatively low, but the blatant disregard for social distancing among some makes me pessimistic about the extent of spread - which in turn will result in a lot of people with permanent respiratory damage. I hope the government steps up enforcement of social distancing soon.
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No tax cuts or obvious subsidies to the private sector, how is this supposed to work ??
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unpacked robinhood posted:No tax cuts or obvious subsidies to the private sector, how is this supposed to work ?? There is a massive subsidy plan for the private sector in place. Large business will have extended credit lines. Small business will receive direct compensation with no requirement to pay back. Severely hit businesses (restaurants, bars, hairdressers, etc.) will have 100% of fixed (non-salary) expenses paid by the government. In return businesses may not fire employees. They can also get 75% reimbursement for employee pay, but only if they send them on leave (at home). Banks will be given permission to (mostly) disregard credit ratings and allow customers to skip payments. The subsidy plan has the backing of all parties from the far left to the far right (and we have both extremes represented in parliament to a far greater degree than say the UK or US). Everyone is going "gently caress ideology, this is about people's livelihood and actual lives". PederP fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Mar 24, 2020 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCXhR_RAiug
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 17:56 |
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https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1242482103457062913 lmao
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:If I see someone's dog take a poop on my yard and they refuse to pick it up after I stick my head out the window and tell them to, can I/should I bag the poop and throw it at them? This is relevant to my quarantine situation Only if you cough in the bag first.
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:01 |
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Someone call the Secret Service
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Good. I'll be watching. I'm watching it right now. Jesus christ this man is an idiot.
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:08 |
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What's he saying
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:09 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What's he saying tuamo
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Louisgod posted:tuamo Cool
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:12 |
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I hope the immunized public servants get a cool name and a badass badge. The Antikorps maybe ?
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I'm watching it right now. Just to reiterate. Trump just said that closing the country is worse than the virus because people will kill themselves by the thousands. Ugh.
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:13 |
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What
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:14 |
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IDGI.. are the olds on a ship so they dont' die from contact with their kid who went to spring break or is this like the olds perpetrated this so they could get out.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Just to reiterate. Trump just said that closing the country is worse than the virus because people will kill themselves by the thousands. Great now every time I hear a gun shot in my neighborhood I'm gonna worry it was a suicide.
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:15 |
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All the gunshots in my neighborhood are me shooting squirrels for food.
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:16 |
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That cartoonist got a lot of nose hair
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Just to reiterate. Trump just said that closing the country is worse than the virus because people will kill themselves by the thousands. Lmao at whatever member of his entourage suggested this little nugget that his drug addled brain latched onto. Someone posted an article a few pages back where it talked about him saying this, and the article noted that suicides will have to quadruple to approach the low-end estimate for roni deaths.
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tater_salad posted:IDGI.. are the olds on a ship so they dont' die from contact with their kid who went to spring break or is this like the olds perpetrated this so they could get out. Do I have to say this? theonion.com
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:20 |
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I like how the cartoon has quotes around "coronavirus". e: AnnoyBot posted:Do I have to say this? Oh.
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Hazo posted:Lmao at whatever member of his entourage suggested this little nugget that his drug addled brain latched onto. Are there THAT many suicides??? We are talking about 2 million dead from Roni in a year not being a ridiculous figure at all I looked it up, nope 50 thousand a year No way will would it be even close oc Spinz fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Mar 24, 2020 |
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You guys have never seen a Kelly cartoon?
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:22 |
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its weird to be on the other side of this im recovered and now immune, also very bored
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GolfHole posted:its weird to be on the other side of this What were your first symptoms how did they progress?
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:25 |
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Open by Easter!
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:What were your first symptoms how did they progress? Yes please. I've been bouncing between 98.6f and 100f the past few days, but no other symptoms, so it's like an anxiety rollercoaster.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:What were your first symptoms how did they progress? sore throat then stiffness then headache, next day cough and fever, as well as developing tight chest from sputum and mucous total progression 1-3 days to peak, 3-4 days off-peak = ~6 days likely incubation was 3 days prior
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:You guys have never seen a Kelly cartoon?
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 18:27 |
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just another posted:Open by Easter! Fox News reporter who gets exclusive interview with the president - "I guess there's going to be another resurrection. "
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GolfHole posted:sore throat then stiffness then headache, next day cough and fever, as well as developing tight chest from sputum and mucous You sure it wasn't normal flu?
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India gonna lockdown its 1.3 billion people for 21 days.
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FYI if any of you are looking for hope, DO NOT watch the Trump town hall on Fox News.
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Spinz posted:Are there THAT many suicides??? Low-end is 200k dead so it checks out https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/23/world/coronavirus-updates-usa-world.html quote:While it is true that those causes of death outnumber deaths from the virus to date, projections from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimated that deaths from Covid-19 could range from 200,000 to 1.7 million people. Estimates from other scientists place the potential deaths in a range from several hundred thousand to several million deaths, substantially more than annual deaths from car accidents and flu combined.
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