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Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Megillah Gorilla posted:

People need to stop referring to this as a "flu".

It's more akin to pneumonia, your lungs fill with fluid and you drown.

Source your quotes

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Tulip posted:

Source your quotes

WHO-China Joint Mission on Covid-19 and The Lancet via this video from Australian Department of Health.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOJqHPfG7pA&t=170s

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Megillah Gorilla posted:

WHO-China Joint Mission on Covid-19 and The Lancet via this video from Australian Department of Health.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOJqHPfG7pA&t=170s

do u realize that pneumonia can be caused BY the flu?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Say "flu" and people don't give a poo poo, even though yes, it can cause pneumonia. Because most people conflate the flu with getting a 24 hour bug.

Say "pneumonia" and people go "Oh poo poo, that's serious" right off the bat. Which is the entirety of the point I was trying to get across.

Megillah Gorilla has issued a correction as of 17:03 on Mar 21, 2020

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SymoneDSanders/status/1241353962563031043?s=20

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Who’s the hot take? :confused:

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Platystemon posted:

Who’s the hot take? :confused:

Just a few days ago the campaign she works for was telling people to stuff themselves en masse into polling stations

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

cool dance moves posted:

Just a few days ago the campaign she works for was telling people to stuff themselves en masse into polling stations

I see.

It’s a hot double‐take.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SymoneDSanders/status/1241552798321455110

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao this whole thing is incredible but particularly the ending

https://twitter.com/weeaboo/status/1241555854446518272

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Holy poo poo when this is over I definitely want to rent that dracula's castle

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I can’t tell if that was a dramatic reading or the the real deal

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


christmas boots posted:

I can’t tell if that was a dramatic reading or the the real deal

The soul patch is such a perfect detail that it shoots soundly into performance art, but that's just me.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

christmas boots posted:

I can’t tell if that was a dramatic reading or the the real deal

The eyes and lack of blinking make me think it's real

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/mattzarb/status...ingawful.com%2F

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


I can understand a reluctance to want to give in to overwhelming terror and hopelessness. Not enough to die because I wanted to buy a coconut, but I get it.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Jose posted:

lmao this whole thing is incredible but particularly the ending

https://twitter.com/weeaboo/status/1241555854446518272

If you see a landlord crying online tell them suck it up buddy, Amazon's hiring. That's what they tell us when we can't make rent :shrug:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Jose posted:

The eyes and lack of blinking make me think it's real

yeah, but it’s the way he lets all the energy drop at “extenuating circumstances policy”, like he knows that’s the punchline.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/peta/status/1241457313434808324

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


anyone catch the ratio before it was deleted?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

IDGI

We could quibble over the number, but it’s a good point.

Oh wait! He’s not talking about the fabulously wealthy; he’s talking about eight million innocent people in the U.S and two hundred million worldwide.

That’s more victims than Black Death. That’s more victims than the Second World War. That’s more victims than the colonisation of the Americas.

It’s more victims than any author on Wikipedia’s list has ever attribute to communism.

It’s enough to earn a place at the top of this chart as history’s greatest monster.

It finds competition only in the great killers tuberculosis, smallpox, measles, and malaria, and they had decades and centuries to stack up the bodies.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

FFT posted:

anyone catch the ratio before it was deleted?

It’s your lucky day.

I had it embedded in an open tab.

86 likes to 829 replies

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Platystemon posted:

It’s your lucky day.

I had it embedded in an open tab.

86 likes to 829 replies

cheers!

i appreciated your play-by-play

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


"Useless eaters" one might say

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/waynek32755103/status/1242115384871997441?s=21

Americans! love to see it.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
https://twitter.com/Will_Kellogg/status/1242153629076934657

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/esaagar/status/1242202162379227137?s=21

legendary tweet

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018


why is this dork on noted cool person krystal balls show

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
my straightedge friends are all off screen, agreeing with me

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

if you would have asked me to guess what someone that said this looks like, I would have described that guys exact profile pic.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/FuturesTrader71/status/1242431992144310272

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011


"without work accumulating"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/YesMissMurphy/status/1242364536365211648?s=19

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014



destruct all liberal

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/OliverKamm/status/1242017485542563841

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



It's bad to do medical outreach, actually

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Wasn’t there literally a take like just yesterday that was like “CUBA IS JUST DOING THIS AS A PROPAGANDA TOOL AND TO LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF OTHER COUNTRIES DON’T BE FOOLED”

to which most of the responses were “uh, yeah, no duh. That’s normal”

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
lmao that austerity has rotted people's brains that they think a country can have too many doctors

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tractor fanatic
Sep 9, 2005

Pillbug
"deliberate oversupply of doctors" is one of the greatest things ive ever heard

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