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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1242521104608047105?s=20

https://twitter.com/MiamiHerald/status/1242519185823084549?s=20

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1242517818396094464?s=20

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1242514356987928578?s=20

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1242514013444911105?s=20

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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

https://twitter.com/doomquasar/status/1242520928317313026?s=21

lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
support yr local sex worker in these times of need

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Delthalaz posted:

tfw when you realize trump is going to get us all killed

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1242517647553474560

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
the number of deaths will not matter. period.

there can be bulldozers plowing hills of dead americans into giant ditches, entire small towns gone silent with everyone rotting in their homes, it doesn't matter.

Q: "Oh well won't mass death tank the economy?"
A: "Number down because the dems want to write everyone* a one time payment of $73"

"Won't americans care when meemaw and pawpaw die?
lol get real. no. trrrmp and number are infinitely more important. besides, Q said this was a soros plot and....

Americans will die and die and die and the mattering will not come.

eric ciaramella posted:

support yr local sex worker in these times of need

this but unironically

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

UnknownTarget posted:

What's the worst thing that can happen for truth, democracy, and the planet?

That's what will happen.

Therefore, Trump will be re-elected.

America is terminal anyway, Drooling Joe Biden is even more senile than Trump and would only keep the country sputtering along for another 4 years until the fascists completely take over

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/katebarstool/status/1242513188840714241?s=20

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/KevinMarcou/status/1242484685760090114

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Feldegast42 posted:

We will be one people who will sacrifice millions in order to achieve a greater economic purpose, unlike those communists

:rip:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Zyme posted:

Hopefully people are used to this idea, because its going to be a LANDSLIDE. I kind of get the impression that a lot of people who read this thread and others like it are getting a bit of the echo chamber effect.

If you get out and actually talk to "real" people (aka: morons), they pretty much think that tough guy businessman Trump is the best person for the job. Perhaps to cast it in a more positive light, many people are just really naive and trust the American government still, and think that it is doing whats best. Its like their patriotic duty to support the president. There's basically no additional thought given to it than that.

thanks for explaining trump to cspam zyme, we're a real echo chamber here sometimes

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Schnorkles posted:

List of things that you should do during COVID-19:

1.) Post a lot
2.) yell "trupm!" at passer-bys
3.) buy piles of toilet paper

List of things you should not do during COVID-19:

1.) Listen to anything Bearjew says

this applies at all times

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

brugroffil posted:

oh cool my nextdoor neighbor put a trump sign in his window today


offer some fish medicine.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

eric ciaramella posted:

support yr local sex worker in these times of need

are escorts even working now? i'd have thought the ones who can would be avoiding work atm

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Zyme posted:

Hopefully people are used to this idea, because its going to be a LANDSLIDE. I kind of get the impression that a lot of people who read this thread and others like it are getting a bit of the echo chamber effect.

If you get out and actually talk to "real" people (aka: morons), they pretty much think that tough guy businessman Trump is the best person for the job. Perhaps to cast it in a more positive light, many people are just really naive and trust the American government still, and think that it is doing whats best. Its like their patriotic duty to support the president. There's basically no additional thought given to it than that.

Welcome to CSPAM!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Zyme posted:

Hopefully people are used to this idea, because its going to be a LANDSLIDE. I kind of get the impression that a lot of people who read this thread and others like it are getting a bit of the echo chamber effect.

If you get out and actually talk to "real" people (aka: morons), they pretty much think that tough guy businessman Trump is the best person for the job. Perhaps to cast it in a more positive light, many people are just really naive and trust the American government still, and think that it is doing whats best. Its like their patriotic duty to support the president. There's basically no additional thought given to it than that.

Give it a month and see if you still feel that way

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Schnorkles posted:

Never assume a curve like this is going to be pure exponential into infinity.

We're going to be in the trillions by late may!

Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy

Ebola Roulette posted:

In the first SARS outbreak they found that wearing a mask, literally any mask, was at least 80% effective even for healthcare workers. I assume the same applies to this SARS strain.

I can't remember where I read it but apparently hospitals in Singapore and Hong Kong are only using N95 masks when there's an actual risk of aerosolization like during intubation. Apparently they've had zero infections of healthcare workers.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/NorbertElekes/status/1242513013841760259?s=20

America and Italy are in a pretty tight race to surpass China in case numbers

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol. the CDC several weeks from now: "fasting can exacerbate the effects of the virus. don't do it"

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Mayor Dave posted:

are escorts even working now? i'd have thought the ones who can would be avoiding work atm

they should for sure be avoiding atm since fecal-oral transmission seems likely

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/caliufohvnt/status/1242525015729475589?s=20
https://twitter.com/vaozman/status/1242525206297657350?s=20
https://twitter.com/CinsAccount/status/1242525167546400770?s=20
https://twitter.com/jeremyers1/status/1242525140044275712?s=20

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Atrocious Joe posted:

So how many care facilities in the US are going to mysteriously burn down in the next few weeks

All of them

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

There has been tremendous pressure to regulate this coronavirus treatment business. There have been side effects: blindness, insanity, death. But what use is our ideology if it is not tested? The market does not respond like an infant, shrieking at the first sign of displeasure. The market is patient, and we must be too.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol. the CDC several weeks from now: "fasting can exacerbate the effects of the virus. don't do it"

"also, and we have no loving idea how, but prayer actually makes it ten times worse"

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

PostNouveau posted:

Give it a month and see if you still feel that way

Real 2015 energy here

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Zyme posted:

Hopefully people are used to this idea, because its going to be a LANDSLIDE. I kind of get the impression that a lot of people who read this thread and others like it are getting a bit of the echo chamber effect.

If you get out and actually talk to "real" people (aka: morons), they pretty much think that tough guy businessman Trump is the best person for the job. Perhaps to cast it in a more positive light, many people are just really naive and trust the American government still, and think that it is doing whats best. Its like their patriotic duty to support the president. There's basically no additional thought given to it than that.
thanks for pulling the wool from my eyes and making me realize biden will lose to trump

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Zyme posted:

Hopefully people are used to this idea, because its going to be a LANDSLIDE. I kind of get the impression that a lot of people who read this thread and others like it are getting a bit of the echo chamber effect.

If you get out and actually talk to "real" people (aka: morons), they pretty much think that tough guy businessman Trump is the best person for the job. Perhaps to cast it in a more positive light, many people are just really naive and trust the American government still, and think that it is doing whats best. Its like their patriotic duty to support the president. There's basically no additional thought given to it than that.

loool most of cspam thinks trump is gonna wipe the floor with biden dude

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

Zyme posted:

Hopefully people are used to this idea, because its going to be a LANDSLIDE. I kind of get the impression that a lot of people who read this thread and others like it are getting a bit of the echo chamber effect.

If you get out and actually talk to "real" people (aka: morons), they pretty much think that tough guy businessman Trump is the best person for the job. Perhaps to cast it in a more positive light, many people are just really naive and trust the American government still, and think that it is doing whats best. Its like their patriotic duty to support the president. There's basically no additional thought given to it than that.

No you see, we're going to have 3 million dead Americans by November, and people will remember that and THIS will be what spells the end of Trump.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Centrist Committee posted:

Death to America

:hmmyes:

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

we are full of the three Vs

vim
vigor
virus that will kill us all

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1242525886621962240?s=19

Wwhat

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

I should've kept my rear end in Phuket now im stuck in this garbage country waiting for my symptoms to start watching the controlled opposition party pretend this senile old man is a viable candidate I hope there's a loving coup d'etat number go down, other number go up

i should take a break from this thread

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
like I’m sure people won’t overdose on drugs or kill themselves when a bunch of people they know die horribly on a hospital floor

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1242262156835504128?s=20

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

actionjackson posted:

we are full of the three Vs

vim
vigor
virus that will kill us all

vim in my left lung
vigor in my right
here i am
stuck in the trump ICU

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


we're such an echo chamber that an opinion none of us have reverberates here

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

E Depois do Adeus posted:

I should've kept my rear end in Phuket now im stuck in this garbage country waiting for my symptoms to start watching the controlled opposition party pretend this senile old man is a viable candidate I hope there's a loving coup d'etat number go down, other number go up

i should take a break from this thread

lol why did you leave a real country to come here???

But also same re: everything else you said

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/maxwellstrachan/status/1242526444145819648

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/atossaaraxia/status/1242525047656513549

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