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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually


(I'm the "Some Drums")

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

read that as some drugs and it made more sense

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/jimpjorps/status/1242466929996107776?s=19

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

https://twitter.com/ross_rlz/status/1242246273547280384?s=19

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST SACRIFICE OUR LIFERINOS FOR PROFIT LIKE THAT!!! IT'S UNETHICAL!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT WAS YOUR PARENTS????? NOOOOOOOOO

Haha, trolley go vroom

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/JohnnySibilly/status/1242268225611522049?s=09

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I'm here making enough chicken salad for an army

OF ONE

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Paladinus posted:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST SACRIFICE OUR LIFERINOS FOR PROFIT LIKE THAT!!! IT'S UNETHICAL!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT WAS YOUR PARENTS????? NOOOOOOOOO

Haha, trolley go vroom

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1242533332166094848?s=21

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018


lmao

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
OH NO PROBIRDRIGHTS HAS HIJACKED BRITNEY'S ACCOUNT

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no, it is bird rites. as in, she is definitely doing live sacrifices to a sinister bird god.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

no, it is bird rites. as in, she is definitely doing live sacrifices to a sinister bird god.

No, I think she's exceeding the NBA salary cap to re-sign one of her own free agents

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



Why won't the gays stop shoving their thick meaty agenda down our throats

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Can someone make a pic with that michael scott wayne gretzky thing, but with the quote

"When one dies, it is a tragedy. When a million die, it is a statistic great for the economy.

- Josef Stalin
-- Donald Trump

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Xand_Man posted:

Why won't the gays stop shoving their thick meaty agenda down our throats

I know, it triggers my gag reflex just thinking about those rigid agendas being rammed in repeatedly.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYGgVZjMYQA

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


i just invented five new genders and i hereby change my pronouns to ' ' and '?! ', anyone who fucks them up goes to cishet jail forever

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1242551578038611971

They say Titanic is sinking, but my end just rose two hundred feet into the air.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1242551578038611971

They say Titanic is sinking, but my end just rose two hundred feet into the air.

Look at all those numbers! They're big and also green! Green is the good color! Welp, I'm glad that it all worked out in the end.

Cnidaria
Apr 10, 2009

It's all politics, Mike.

Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1242551578038611971

They say Titanic is sinking, but my end just rose two hundred feet into the air.

now that's a good ratio

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747
New unemployment stats come out tomorrow and futures are already down, like, 200 points.

What's the color you get when you mix green and red?

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1242551578038611971

They say Titanic is sinking, but my end just rose two hundred feet into the air.

hey all's well that end's well. nice way to cap off a couple of crazy weeks.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I’m thinking first thing tomorrow I’ll buy buy buy!

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

no, it is bird rites. as in, she is definitely doing live sacrifices to a sinister bird god.

Thoth isn't sinister!

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
The few words with typos aside there’s no actual order to the letters being selected. Want to know how to simulate Q-brain!

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Mr. Dick posted:

New unemployment stats come out tomorrow and futures are already down, like, 200 points.

What's the color you get when you mix green and red?

camouflage from colorblind people?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Kingfish posted:

I’m thinking first thing tomorrow I’ll buy buy buy!

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


Can't you wait for 40 years and President Eric Trump is going to force this tweet into our viewscreens every day, a la I have no mouth and I must scream

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

2reachmu
Jul 30, 2005

SA-MART
SUCCESS
STORY


Blue wives don't matter.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
domestic abuse is a cop's natural reaction to most stimuli. working from home is nothing special in that regard.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Oh, heck. Just because I have it in my clipboard:

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



This is actually loving with me

I feel like I should be dead to this stuff by now but he's seriously for real demented and it's wild that this is real

What a stupid time to be alive

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