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Dont Touch ME posted:having money IS malicious. there are literally people starving and he's spending millions on a cartoon cat failure restaurant instead of donating that cash directly to people who need it, because he just wants to grow his fortune. Garfield Eats and this "entergagement" app big-data bullshit is literally the epitome of selfish hyper-privileged anti-humanism. And he has to audacity to spread covid misinformation? My question is how is this rear end in a top hat NOT malicious in your eyes??? Dont Touch ME posted:Good loving god, it's a lovely theme restaurant you dumbasses. You've seriously lost the plot if you read that post and agree with it. This is why Nairaland laughs at Americans and Europeans, the absolute state of first-worlders is abysmal.You'd know that if you were half as class-conscious as me. You run the troll accounts on Twitter and other "social justice" forums posting about how being "white" and having a place to live and a job makes someone a "white supremacist" because it's not a "POC" in there, don't you?
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Wow, a lot of posts, did someone go get a pizz- 
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Sailor Cat posted:Well, yeah, but I think he's also crazy. Also worth mentioning that the whole Qanon thing tends to turn harmless weirdo conspiracy theorists into dangerous nutjobs: * That guy who murdered his brother with a sword for being a shapeshifting lizard * The one dude who shot up the pizzagate place * The heavily armed dude who literally tried to invade the Hoover Dam following Qanon “clues”.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Same. But this is why it's "not guilty by reason of insanity" instead of "guilty by reason of insanity", if we're going to be compassionate to the accused, we have to take into account they don't have the mental faculties to intentionally perpetrate a crime (everyone is still capable of crime, but the intentionality helps guide our process in figuring out what to do with the person). Um, we agree on that point. And we agree that Nathen thinks he's being helpful. I think you and I disagree on whether he currently has control of his mental faculties, and if his beliefs about sarin gas are because of his mental illness, or incidental to it. Personally, I think he's obsessed with a theory that he wouldn't entertain if he was sane. But I'm the first to admit that I'm probably reading too much into it, and my opinion is heavily colored by personal experience. COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:
Agreed.
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I just want a video showing how to turn a Garficcino cup into an N95 mask
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After eating your Garfield pizza head you can recycle the box into cardboard goggles to see hidden chemtrails.
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Mar 24, 2020 01:31
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Garfield is working deep cover in the pizza industry to help Trump save us from evil.
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Mega64 posted:Let he who hasn’t opened a restaurant based on their favorite newspaper comic cast the first stone.
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whydirt posted:I just want a video showing how to turn a Garficcino cup into an N95 mask Lol
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This seems like post-modern performance art from the teen boy who loves hot oprah
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gently caress SNEEP posted:I heard he keeps Garfield in the basement 
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I kinda stopped posting screenshots of his crazy instagram stories cus tbh it's all the same poo poo, but this one particularly stood out as hilarious / worrying, but for completely different reasons.
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Mar 24, 2020 19:53
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GarfieldEATS: The world's most trusted news source.
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Free box of AR-15 ammunition with the purchase of your 6th garffucino. The storm is upon us!* *except on Mondays.
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Frank Frank posted:Free box of AR-15 ammunition with the purchase of your 6th garffucino. The storm is upon us!* Good god, an Anti-Monday Militia is the end goal isn’t it?! 
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Mar 24, 2020 20:11
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They should hire papa John and leverage his pizza making/eating knowperience
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Eldercain posted:They should hire papa John and leverage his pizza making/eating knowperience  "the day of reckoning will come"-arc Papa is the perfect match for schizo garfield eats entergagement man
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The Papa would never give his employees a day off!
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I dunno, Mazri's Muslim family/backers wouldn't be to keen to bankroll a deranged ex-CEO whose favourite mode of living is being shitfaced.
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Agent Escalus posted:I dunno, Mazri's Muslim family/backers wouldn't be to keen to bankroll a deranged ex-CEO whose favourite mode of living is being shitfaced. They're probably not very keen on Mazri being gay either but it doesn't stop him.
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Mar 24, 2020 22:08
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 please take some deep breaths nathen
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I’m honestly pretty surprised he hasn’t found this thread yet. He seems extremely online.
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I'm sure he'd be a very High Energy poster. SA doesn't have enough reach for him to take an interest, sadly/thankfully
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veni veni veni posted:I’m honestly pretty surprised he hasn’t found this thread yet. He seems extremely online. He needs to save the  for more orange sauce
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Killingyouguy! posted:
I was sorta on board with the notion of "let's not make fun of the mentally ill dude having a breakdown" but then I went and watched some of these. Many of these are him ranting angrily to the camera about how his app + restaurant are being affected by this and I instantly lost the tiniest shred of pity I had for this possibly mentally ill dude. He's 100% just pissed off that this is costing him money. Just like how he wrote that huge article about how Google reviewers are liars or whatever, this is him convinced it's a government conspiracy solely because it's costing him money. He can go gently caress himself. This is funny though, as he desperately tries to keep The Brand going  e: These are all with him talking about how good he is at business and how much he's learned about business and fair trade. He also backs this up by talking about how much he's watched The Apprentice "like everyone else"   
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Mar 25, 2020 00:40
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In that case, he should legit-invest by hiring the same ghostwriters that Trump did
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No way I'm listening to this but there may be gold nuggets in here https://open.spotify.com/episode/6sQywdrY0DE9ihODzhKAcv
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Mar 25, 2020 00:51
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Is... he getting progressively angrier at the Trump book in that sequence of photos?
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Frank Frank posted:Is... he getting progressively angrier at the Trump book in that sequence of photos? Nah, he loves the Trump books (plural, each one is different) - he's getting progressively more angry about how he's so smart about business and yet this covid conspiracy is ruining his business.
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Frank Frank posted:Is... he getting progressively angrier at the Trump book in that sequence of photos?
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CodfishCartographer posted:I kinda stopped posting screenshots of his crazy instagram stories cus tbh it's all the same poo poo, but this one particularly stood out as hilarious / worrying, but for completely different reasons. I am humbled to hear that
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Caught up with this thread and I'm just so confused and will likely be confused for months to come
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I trust #Garfield.
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Jim Davis or Paws Inc or whatever the hell is just okay with him being unhinged with their brand? Because never ever in my life have I been more enticed to consume Garfield Food Items and Garfield related products
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I just noticed that mazri consistently refers to himself as the world’s youngest Garfield licensee. Like, there’s a reason for that bro Plant MONSTER. posted:Jim Davis or Paws Inc or whatever the hell is just okay with him being unhinged with their brand? Jim Davis is Garfield and money is his lasagna
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Killingyouguy! posted:
Please you only have about 13 hours left to view these wonderful rants
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Inacio posted:
Papa Jon
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Mega64 posted:I trust #Garfield. #Gold #God #Garf
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