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Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

hospitals must tighten their belts by reducing their ability to save lives

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:20

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 11:44

Serf: May 5, 2011

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I do wonder how pop culture is going to idiotically tackle the coronavirus.

Has Marvel ever done something with the Legacy Virus returning?

i was looking up the stand earlier and there was supposed to be another miniseries adaptation this year lol

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:20

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1242764143012327424

lmao if charles dies before the queen

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:22

YerDa Zabam: Aug 13, 2016

Pooky posted:

Kids say the darnedest things.

Thos sweet innocent children trying to find some hope in this dark world

Also, lol at kids sitting round coffee tables and discussing poo poo like Jr philosophers

YerDa Zabam fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Mar 25, 2020

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:22

CPA Hell: Apr 15, 2007; I like to press the number six!

Pooky posted:

ah, is this that Harvard prison guy�s channel?

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:23

Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

Harvard2Prison posted:

Apparently some people cared enough to post it and then just casually dismiss it. If it’s so transparently wrong and stupid, if I’m just some window-licking rear end in a top hat, it should be real easy to falsified the science, right?

So far it’s just been more people talking poo poo. Anyone care to actually state a fact?

Fact: never reading your blog

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:24

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Rynn posted:

Holy poo poo, a county south of me just laid off 200 medical workers at a local hospital until mid April.

Things haven't even begun to get bad in PA yet.

Guess I'll quote this post I made four days ago:

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/markmobility/st...ingawful.com%2F

US hospitals are heading for financial collapse.

The federal ban on elective procedures to prioritize resources for the pandemic has cut hospitals' revenue greatly.

Private venders are demanding cash on delivery.

Three Rivers Hospital in Washington has stopped paying vendors. It's bank won't extend it's credit limit. It can meet payroll for another three to four weeks.

One Brooklyn's three hospitals have less than two weeks of cash. They don't have the cash to increase beds by 50% as the state has ordered.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:24

Perry Mason Jar: Feb 24, 2006; "Della? Take a lid"

Pooky posted:

weird pixar short

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:24

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Might possibly be related to lifestyles, since I'm pretty sure a history of smoking would contribute significantly to how badly a lung-based infection ravages your body, and drinking probably contributes as well. Also, air pollution.

Sure. But it might also point to the BCG effectiveness, which is why it's a valuable circumstantial clue when developing a hypothesis. Also for the Netherlands data that feels contrived

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:24

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Tei posted:

If the USA governement lose a atomic bomb at sea, and you find it, they have to pay you 20 million dollars.

just recover it yourself and sell it to the russians

whos that knocking at my door? fbi who?

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:24

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I do wonder how pop culture is going to idiotically tackle the coronavirus.

Pokemon Go Home

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:25

Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

i think the harvard2prison guy should keep posting with us, but i'm not going to read his blog

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:26

mystes: May 31, 2006

What was Harvard dude's blog saying before the links got changed to DeviantArt?

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:26

Serf: May 5, 2011

mystes posted:

What was Harvard dude's blog saying before the links got changed to DeviantArt?

i think he's trying to say that covid is a bioweapon lol

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:28

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Harvard2Prison posted:

So if any of the fine folks mindlessly talking poo poo could point out WHERE there’s factual errors in these articles, I’d be much obliged. Because unlike the PR hacks tied to big pharma and the private companies doing gain-of-function research, they’ve actually been vetted by accomplished scientists who don’t have any interest in being on television

Go ahead. I’ll be waiting. Because it’s arrogant internet tough guys like you assholes who are preventing people from understanding how grave the threat really is

https://www.deviantart.com/rafe15/art/Sparky-changed-181985534

https://www.deviantart.com/rafe15/art/Pikachu-Tiedup-Roped-up-183458369

https://www.deviantart.com/rafe15/art/Tiedup-Bondage-tbone-rightside-182696854

This edit. :vince:

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:28

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

lol why is someone posting about their blog

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:29

err: Apr 11, 2005; I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Finicums Wake posted:

i think the harvard2prison guy should keep posting with us, but i'm not going to read his blog

free em up and all other political prisoners

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:29

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gradenko_2000 posted:

Tehran is 35 degrees north of the equator.

It's high temp in January was 8 C, with a low of 0 C
Feb was a high of 11 C, with a low of 2 C
Mar has highs of 16 C, with lows of 7 C

For reference, Miami is 25 degrees north of the equator, and Atlanta, Georgia is 33 degrees north of the equator

Australia is hosed and we just finished summer.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:29

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Was at work when this went off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vbe-12Fl-U&t=141s

imagine this, 100 times, but all VERY slightly off from one another

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:29

Rynn: Jul 23, 2003

OhFunny posted:

Guess I'll quote this post I made four days ago:

Exactly the case, their revenue dropped sharply because of COVID and they said if the revenue doesn't come back up by the date they had in mind, they'll extend it.

My guess is that either A) they'll be calling these workers back up in a couple weeks when the severe symptoms start occurring or B) they'll shut their doors and tell them to go to a larger hospital an hour or two away

My money is on B of course because hellworld

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:31

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

https://twitter.com/thecryptomonk/status/1242775675112734721

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:32

YerDa Zabam: Aug 13, 2016

I want to read harvard2prison's blog now, wher is it.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:33

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Serf posted:

i was looking up the stand earlier and there was supposed to be another miniseries adaptation this year lol

Speaking of post apocalyptic movies, I'm surprised how many have set-pieces that consist of traffic jams where everyone presumptive died. The way things are going now, the freeways would be empty and easily used by the wasteland raiders.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:33

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Hospitals going under and being bought up to convert into luxury apartments in the middle of a pandemic, because treating critically ill people isn't profitable, is the most American Exceptionalism thing I couldnt even make up if I tried

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:34

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Was at work when this went off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vbe-12Fl-U&t=141s

imagine this, 100 times, but all VERY slightly off from one another

that happens like every other day in the US for amber alerts.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:35

mystes: May 31, 2006

Serf posted:

i think he's trying to say that covid is a bioweapon lol

Obviously covid was created as a test of humanity by the lizard people and we're failing with flying colors.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:36

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Iron Crowned posted:

that happens like every other day in the US for amber alerts.

America is a land of contrasts

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:36

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Adolf Glitter posted:

I want to read harvard2prison's blog now, wher is it.

links are in their post

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:36

InflateableFerret: Dec 1, 2005; I pooped my pants

Burn Zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1242764143012327424

lmao if charles dies before the queen

the queen is hosed lmao

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:37

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/NPR/status/1242640134023139329

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:38

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Is Charles the Epstein one or is that a different sinister pseudo monarch

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:38

mystes: May 31, 2006

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NPR/status/1242640134023139329

Nope, sorry mission accomplished already. Go back to work.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:39

belt: May 12, 2001; by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

links are in their post

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:39

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Australia is hosed and we just finished summer.

I mean none of these things such as climate and BCG vaccinations are ever going to be a replacement for actually-effective pandemic control measures, it's just that when things are at the scale that this is, a shift of a couple percent here and there can translate to millions of lives saved.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:40

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

Is Charles the Epstein one or is that a different sinister pseudo monarch

They're all pedos but Andrew is the worst one.

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:40

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

Is Charles the Epstein one or is that a different sinister pseudo monarch

It's all of them

But the specific one it probably Lord Mountbatten, the one that got murked by the IRA

e: oh yeah Andrew lol he's pretty forgettable

# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:41