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bizwank
Oct 4, 2002

Don't take legal advice from the other side's lawyer and don't trust anything from the mouth of someone who stands to profit by deceiving you. If that date really was changed it will be all over the news and easy to verify yourself.

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Martin
Jan 17, 2004

All I know in life is how to pour whiskey and run my mouth off
Dinosaur Gum

Catfishenfuego posted:

I did, would you like the telegraph, cnn, or the guardian you tory oval office? Two of my friends are homeless and we're begging our landlord for a stay on rent because my housemate lost her job and can't get any support whatsoever. The government's refusing to test and initially announced a plan to kill 250,000 UK citizens before they backtracked when the public called them out on it.

A few days ago they claimed there were zero plans to close schools as well, they've been caught lying a half dozen times, they're doing the opposite of what's smart and every single loving epidemiologist who doesn't work directly for them started yelling at them the second they announced their plans. Boris Johnson literally got loving blasted by his own peers for joking in the middle of meetings about the loving pandemic.

I’m very sorry about your friends, I hope they can make it through this alright.

I guess I was wrong.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

droll posted:

This is going to extend well beyond April.

Yeah, some of the discussions I'm reading suggest this may need to extend for up to 18 months.

That would be the end of the industry as we know it.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Liquid Communism posted:

Yeah, some of the discussions I'm reading suggest this may need to extend for up to 18 months.

That would be the end of the industry as we know it.

That'd be the end of a lot more than the restaurant industry. The entire retail sector would be annihilated. Between that and hospitality, that's 20% of the US economy right there. With retail gone, manufacturing takes a huge hit. Construction's gone, because nobody can afford to buy. That's existential-threat levels of destruction. Transportation is an obvious casualty, there won't be any airlines left. Warehousing. Professional and business services for the said aforementioned disappeared sectors.

Ain't going to happen. Aside from the enormous political cost of putting that big a chunk of America out of work, nobody's going to put up with enforced hermitization for a year and a half. Or at least, not enough people to make a difference. It's not sustainable.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
We boned

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

eSports Chaebol posted:

Surely a sparsely-populated island is a fairly safe place to be right now

I'm in Prince Edward Island, Canada. Our province of 160,000 people has two confirmed cases so far. We have one bridge connecting us to the mainland, which is not yet being monitored, and air traffic in Canada is severely reduced. Everything government run (schools, community centres, casino, liquor stores, etc) is all shut down.

Restaurants are mandated to be take out/delivery only and have to provide guidance for 'social distancing' to people standing in line. My favorite brewery has tape on the floor every 6 feet in front of the register so people know how far to stand from each other. Cruise ships are banned in Canada until June at the earliest, so that's going to hit our downtown places hard. Aside from tourism, agriculture is our other big money maker. The farmers and sea food processors are freaking out because they absolutely need migrant workers from Mexico.

Canuckistan fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Mar 20, 2020

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Phanatic posted:

That'd be the end of a lot more than the restaurant industry. The entire retail sector would be annihilated. Between that and hospitality, that's 20% of the US economy right there. With retail gone, manufacturing takes a huge hit. Construction's gone, because nobody can afford to buy. That's existential-threat levels of destruction. Transportation is an obvious casualty, there won't be any airlines left. Warehousing. Professional and business services for the said aforementioned disappeared sectors.

Ain't going to happen. Aside from the enormous political cost of putting that big a chunk of America out of work, nobody's going to put up with enforced hermitization for a year and a half. Or at least, not enough people to make a difference. It's not sustainable.

Well, yeah. Hence the huge options being floated in the House right now. The choice being presented is long quarantine while a functional vaccine is tested or upwards of 10 million dead with no assurance it stops there. Hopefully that's panic talking, but if it is it's panic briefing Congress.

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


JacquelineDempsey posted:

Y'know, on reflection, maybe that was a dumb question, at least about Sysco. Do they distribute to all these supermarkets getting pounded, or just restaurant industry? I mean, it's not like supermarkets are carrying 1 gallon jugs of Sysco-branded heavy-duty mayonnaise or 5 gallon buckets of lard.

Now US Foods, that's one of the minor suppliers to my man's store. They have a distro right here, one of two in VA. I've worked in a bunch of places where we've had the luxury of saying "whoops, we're almost outta chicken, gonna run up to US Foods, back in a minute!" I'll be curious to see if they come through tomorrow.

Idk, I know jack-poo poo about how that sort of food distribution works. If anyone has more info, I'm curious! Hell, an A/T on the subject would probably be wildly popular right now.

fake edit: and duh, me, did you think to apply there? 99% of the jobs open are drivers, no shock there, but they do have a position I'm qualified for (recoup; basically looking at stuff that gets sent back and determining whether it's safe to re-box and put on the shelves because it was a mis-pick, or "oh hell no that's nasty" and tosses it).

My route at sysco on wednsday was weird. It was stitched from two different routes so in the morning I was super early for some people and in the afternoon I was super late for other people even though according to sysco's BS schedule I was "on time". It was also a fuckton of stops with 17. I remember the guy at stop 15 said he is usually number 6. I'm about to be laid off anyways since the first wave already hit.

And no we don't distribute to supermarkets afaik. I have seen some of the koch chicken we carry being sold in some asian grocery stores for some reason, but the only grocery stores I've been to have like delis in them.

Right now the only business I see us getting is hospitals, retirement homes, catering companies, and jimmy johns/papa murphy's/jersey mikes. Our daily case count got cut in half and now saturdays are gone.

AdorableStar fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Mar 20, 2020

Raikiri
Nov 3, 2008
(UK) All pubs, restaurants, clubs, gyms etc. to be closed. Anyone who can't work will have 80% of their wages covered up to a max of £2,500 a month. Closures to last 14 days before a reassessment.

I'm glad they have finally taken action.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Why would they pick 80% and not 100%? Was there an specific reason given other than 'holy poo poo this is expensive'?

Raikiri
Nov 3, 2008

taqueso posted:

Why would they pick 80% and not 100%? Was there an specific reason given other than 'holy poo poo this is expensive'?

I imagine the justification is that without work your expenses will be lower, no travel costs, work clothing, etc. required.

Also yeah, pretty expensive but hopefully long term people will realise that when something goes wrong we rely on socialism, not capitalism to bail us out. Might make a change for the better.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Via the Good Tweets thread:

https://twitter.com/verysmallanna/status/1240754447438970880

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Hey y'all, so...

I got mod clearance to pimp out a thread in PYF (since it gets a bit more traffic than other subs) for us goons who make music, since Bandcamp is waiving fees today so we artists get 100% of everything sold. As a BOH bitch who is out of a day job, shilling my noise on BC is probably the only way I'm gonna make any money for the foreseeable future.

Everyone's welcome to PYF Bandcamp artist, so if there's someone near and dear to you who could use some support right now, post their BC, goon or not! Or just visit and get some cool new stuff to listen to while you computer touchers who fled the industry and still have jobs are sequestered in yer homes.

The Thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3917758

Please note that 2Dcat is donating all their proceeds to a DelMarVa GoFundMe that is helping out industry grunts in the Mid-Atlantic area.

Thanks, y'all!

Disargeria
May 6, 2010

All Good Things are Wild and Free!

Raikiri posted:

I imagine the justification is that without work your expenses will be lower, no travel costs, work clothing, etc. required.

Also yeah, pretty expensive but hopefully long term people will realise that when something goes wrong we rely on socialism, not capitalism to bail us out. Might make a change for the better.

When I was full time, simply working at a restaurant would cover maybe 75% of my meals in a week. I'd usually have cereal and coffee in the morning and then also have some leftovers from work for the weekend.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Application sent!

And funny enough, I was thinking about you yesterday while hanging out with my roommate's bro, who suggested the company that handles food service for the local hospitals "because they still need cooks, right?" We have two major hospitals, plus all the retirement homes scattered about.

My question: Um, do those kinds of places piss test? I don't smoke a ton of weed (hell, I can't afford it anymore), but I might pop positive. This is VA, where we still don't have MMJ, let alone Colorado-type "woo, weed for all!" laws.

Just so glad my husband is in the grocery store biz, which still falls under the umbrella of "essential personnel". Based on that, I also sent out apps to every Kroger in a 15 mile radius. Surely they need some grunts to offload the trucks --- oh, wait, the non-existent trucks. :smith:

I worked at a retirement home kitchen in Virginia and they piss tested me, but once you were on they didn't give a poo poo

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fuckin A
especially us hospital cooks. I came home and had three shots. :smith:
e - I threw like 60bux at bandcamp this week to support some artists I love, for like 25 albums and some assorted singles. But be safe and be well Jaqu dear. It's weird to be in an essential job rn.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Manuel Calavera posted:

It's weird to be in an essential job rn.

this is loving with my low self-esteem so much. luckily i'm stocked up on booze

days off feel surreal now bc i'm doing what i would have probably done anyway but now it's an imperative instead of the natural result of crippling anxiety

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Right? Going out costs money. I can just, make my own food. And I'm pretty stocked on liqour too. Y'all who are being cut and laid off, you have as much empathy as I can manage. Be safe and be well.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



"Virginia ABC allowing all restaurants with ABC-on licenses to sell wine and beer to go"

https://www.roanoke.com/news/virgin...726c5958ce.html

...not just "to-go" like in-person carry outs; this means (if I actually had the money) I could get beer delivered through muthafuckin' DoorDash/UberEats/GrubHub right now.

Mithross
Apr 27, 2011

Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.

JacquelineDempsey posted:

"Virginia ABC allowing all restaurants with ABC-on licenses to sell wine and beer to go"

https://www.roanoke.com/news/virgin...726c5958ce.html

...not just "to-go" like in-person carry outs; this means (if I actually had the money) I could get beer delivered through muthafuckin' DoorDash/UberEats/GrubHub right now.



California is doing the same thing, my old restaurant is doing dinner and cocktails delivery or curbside.

Raikiri
Nov 3, 2008

JacquelineDempsey posted:


...not just "to-go" like in-person carry outs; this means (if I actually had the money) I could get beer delivered through muthafuckin' DoorDash/UberEats/GrubHub right now.



This is normal in England... quite a few shops on Deliveroo etc. Always rip off prices though (£8 for 4*440ml cans of generic lager, plus delivery).

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Mithross posted:

California is doing the same thing, my old restaurant is doing dinner and cocktails delivery or curbside.

Pssssh, yeah [waves hand], but that's California , where you can saunter into the Walgreens across from your hotel at 1 am after realizing you forgot to pack your toothbrush and you can walk out with not only a toothbrush but a liter of Stoli just because you can. (Y...Y'know, what I heard from a friend, totally not me.)

VA, you can't even buy beer anywhere after midnight, and it was only in recent years our state-run liquor stores finally opened up on Sundays. That our governor, a former doctor, just said "y'know what? gently caress it, state of emergency, go ahead and get some beer with that pizza you ordered, just stay the gently caress home" is just blowing my lil' mind.

JacquelineDempsey fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Mar 21, 2020

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Pssssh, yeah [waves hand], but that's California , where you can saunter into the Walgreens across from your hotel at 1 am after realizing you forgot to pack your toothbrush and you can walk out with not only a toothbrush but a liter of Stoli just because you can. (Y...Y'know, what I heard from a friend, totally not me.)

VA, you can't even buy beer anywhere after midnight, and it was only in recent years our state-run liquor stores finally opened up on Sundays. That our governor, a former doctor, just said "y'know what? gently caress it, state of emergency, go ahead and get some beer with that pizza you ordered, just stay the gently caress home" is just blowing my lil' mind.

When I first moved to LA I went to the corner store across from my apartment at 11:30 and noticed they had liquor and asked the Vietnamese lady who owned the place when they stopped selling whiskey. After yelling “we close at two am” at me ten times I realized the answer.

Then I bought two 2 liters of Diet Coke and a handle of Jim beam and walked home.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

When I first moved to LA I went to the corner store across from my apartment at 11:30 and noticed they had liquor and asked the Vietnamese lady who owned the place when they stopped selling whiskey. After yelling “we close at two am” at me ten times I realized the answer.

Then I bought two 2 liters of Diet Coke and a handle of Jim beam and walked home.

Yeah, but then we get New York transplants bitching about there being no bars open at 3 am.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
The owners of my restaurant keep waffling on whether or not to close, and it's driving me loving insane.

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

JacquelineDempsey posted:

"Virginia ABC allowing all restaurants with ABC-on licenses to sell wine and beer to go"

https://www.roanoke.com/news/virgin...726c5958ce.html

...not just "to-go" like in-person carry outs; this means (if I actually had the money) I could get beer delivered through muthafuckin' DoorDash/UberEats/GrubHub right now.



Florida did something similar. I saw on Instagram earlier a local Mexican restaurant is selling gallon jugs of their house margarita to-go.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
NSW in Australia is about to get shut down completely over the next 48 hours or so. So far restrictions have been based around the number of people allowed to be in a given space but that is changing shortly. I feel bad for all of the industry peeps that are going to be out of work for the foreseeable future and if nothing else the government has upped it's social security payments to be available to anyone who's out of work without a waiting period at a rate that actually reflects a living wage.

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006

:chef: :eng99:
Hey all -- this is loving insane no matter where you are, eh?

My little piece of land (e-commerce and online alcohol delivery) is over the top busy, but of course the rest of my company that deals in restaurants is.. well I dont even know. Daniel Boloud and Danny Meyer laid everyone off. I got a painkiller delivered to my apartment. Carbone is doing takeout. poo poo is off the walls weird rn. I've left sourdough starter on my doorstop for about a dozen redditors (sorry).

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Oahu and Maui close today at 4:30 PM Island Time until April 30 for everything not deemed essential.

Food delivery and takeout counts as essential, so back of house might come out of this okay for businesses already set up for takeout and delivery. Gig delivery people are going to make a killing until landlords start going "ahem you still owe me" and well we'll see how that goes.

Front of house is murdered. And so is the unemployment website.

April 1st is going to be unpredictable.

Dimloep
Nov 5, 2011
I'm back on the DoorDash grind now that I've been officially laid off (two weeks after I got a promotion, whee). I made ridiculous money yesterday and Saturday. Like, people tipping 100% or more. I'm not gonna be able to make what I would at my real job, but I'm not quite as scared as I was last week.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.
Yeah, all of my drivers are making bank right now, most of them are making more than me per hour.

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug
My wife runs a few delivery restaurants. The first few days got them scared, especially with closing dine-in, but their delivery is busier than ever. They sold out of food at two stores on Saturday and had to close early.

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


I'm enjoying my free time off

captkirk
Feb 5, 2010
Apparently tomorrow is "the great American take out". A manufactured event on social media to encourage everyone to support restaurants by getting take out... All on the same day... After many places have scaled back staffing due to business being down.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Look, when have customers ever struck you as a group of people with an innate respect of other people's time/busyness? Why would that change now?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'm sure all the customers will be maintaining six feet in between each other.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
I went to a coffee shop on the way to work today that mostly sells pies as its daily business. In order to comply with restrictions they'd cleared out all of the tables to do takeaway only. In Australia they've shut down a large majority of the hospitality industry leaving gigantic numbers of people queing up to get a CRN so that they can access welfare because they can't work anymore. I'm kinda glad I'm a former chef but I moved into school teaching and atm schools are essentially running as usual just without the canteen being a thing. The schools solution is to put on a BBQ and I hope that tomorrow schools are shut properly or that student numbers drop off further.

Oldsrocket_27
Apr 28, 2009
My bar/grill owner decided to close indefinitely starting yesterday, but at least he's still giving us full timers paychecks for up to a month. Gives me the time and security to really hunt down a non-service industry job. I've been doing a half-assed job applying for a while, but now I can really whole-rear end it and hopefully escape for good.

Catfishenfuego
Oct 21, 2008

Moist With Indignation
Our very good and smart government keeps claiming they won't do something then pulling a 180 and doing it with no notice so I've spent the last five days organising the redistribution of two literal tonnes of food from closing restaurants and chains to various homeless/foodbank/community kitchen charities in the city.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Had a repair guy come in today to fix one of the walk ins that was leaking. He told the people that I still had there for finishing the break down that he had the virus and wasn't telling his boss, that he went on a cruise and caught it, described symptoms, was taking medication etc. Was very serious and had a whole elaborate story. Touched all of our food, all kinds of equipment, had interacted with my entire staff.

My staff freaked out and basically ran, and my sous called me, I was already on the way in. After a few calls between our GM and the repair company, we find out he was joking! Making a funny joke! Haha!

I got in and tore him apart. Dude said he is "protected by jesus" and so can't get sick, so it's all a big joke to him. Ended up speaking to the dispatch manager who assured me they are taking every precaution, checking temps of their workers every morning etc etc. I told him that there is something wrong mentally and morally with the tech, and demanded his job. They said they will certainly be having a very serious discussion with the tech about his future with them. Manager was taking it very seriously and was audibly enraged.

Like what the gently caress. That's like screaming fire in a movie theater, or saying bomb on a an airplane post 9/11. Way to end your career over a Funny Joke Jimmy, you greasy loving slob piece of poo poo. Tell jesus I said hi when he sends you downstairs.

Sandwich Anarchist fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Mar 25, 2020

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