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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Cerebral Bore posted:

why haven't they arrested and shot this fucker already?

No one who is a known figure or quantity supports him. Not even the opposition. He acts as a person who the government can compare anyone who criticizes them. And also. Hey. How can Venezuela be unfree if they allow the failed coup plotter to have rallies?

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Misc
Sep 19, 2008

better to force the us gov't to keep backing this absolute loser they've chained themselves to

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


fnox is back and ready to take on maduro

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Condiv posted:

fnox is back and ready to take on maduro

he'll be greeted as a liberator

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Condiv posted:

fnox is back and ready to take on maduro



Guaido!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

quote:

Bolivian presidential elections postponed amid coronavirus outbreak
Bolivia’s interim government announced on Saturday it would postpone presidential elections originally slated for May 3 and institute a mandatory countrywide quarantine for 14 days as coronavirus spread across the Andean nation.

The country’s electoral authority said in a statement it would “suspend the elections calendar” for 14 days to match the quarantine, but did not set a new date for the vote.

The tribunal said it would work together with all of the country’s political parties and organisations to determine when to hold the election.

Interim president Jeanine Anez earlier in the day told reporters the quarantine measure would begin Sunday and extend until April 4.

Bolivia earlier this week closed its borders and canceled all international flights.

Anez said supermarkets, hospitals, banks and pharmacies would continue to operate as normal during the quarantine. The government would provide cash payments to needy families with children beginning in April, she said.

Bolivia has confirmed 19 cases of coronavirus.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Interim President For Life Jeanine Anez

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
https://twitter.com/camilateleSUR/status/1241588017531420672?s=20

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is


:yeshaha:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
bolsonaro definitely has corona

quote:

Speculation is continuing to mount in Brazil over whether its far-right president Jair Bolsonaro has in fact been tested positive for coronavirus.

On 13 March, there were reports – initially confirmed and then subsequently denied by one of Bolsonaro’s sons – that an initial test on president Bolsonaro had come back positive. More than 20 members of a delegation Bolsonaro led to the United States to meet Donald Trump have been infected, including his ambassador in Washington and two members of his cabinet.

The military hospital where Bolsonaro and others were tested, in Brazil’s capital Brasília, was this week forced to hand over a list of names of the patients it had treated, amid concerns Brazil’s leader might in fact have tested positive.

But a leading Brazilian newspaper, the Folha de São Paulo, reported that two names had been omitted for reasons of official “secrecy”.

Now, another newspaper, the Correio Braziliense, has published a report claiming insiders within the presidential palace believe it is possible those two patients “could be Brazil’s president Jair Bolsonaro and first lady”.

The newspaper claimed all discussion of the list of names was now a “taboo” within the palace. “There is an order against revealing any information about the tests of the president and his wife ‘for national security reasons’,” the newspaper claims.

Bolsonaro has so far refused to make the results of his tests public but is now facing growing calls to do so from political rivals and members of the public.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/andrewdfish/status/1242596108905385984

be an athlete, of course, it's so simple

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


A plan to kill that fuckface would be set in motion at once. I don't even care anymore if he gets martyred by the far-right pieces of poo poo and we can't afford to wait and see if COVID-19 kills him. Morre, pau no cu.

I can at least sleep easy that I didn't vote for him. I will never forgive people who did, even the ones who regrets it. They all knew exactly what they were about to get. This is a disgrace even bigger than the military coup of '64.

Negostrike has issued a correction as of 04:43 on Mar 25, 2020

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=din36B3JheU

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

If you’re in Brazil you probably don’t care about the FBI or Secret Service, but I would be mindful about posting things like this, both for your sake and the sake of the forums.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Put that news article of a 22 year old or something soccer team captain getting the rona and expiring right quick in spain or italy

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://orinocotribune.com/bolivia-suspends-presidential-elections-until-further-notice-consolidating-dictatorship/

Whoever could've seen this coming.

quote:

Bolivia Suspends Presidential Elections Until Further Notice – Consolidating Dictatorship
March 24, 2020 orinocotribune Bolivia, de facto government, dictatorship, elections, Jeanine Anez, presidential Race, Salvador Romero, Supreme Electoral Court
The Bolivian de facto government declared total quarantine this Saturday, taking effect from Sunday and will last 14 days, as an extreme measure to combat the new coronavirus pandemic.

March 22, 2020.-Bolivian Supreme Electoral Tribunal (TSE) announced on Saturday the suspension of the election calendar due to the total quarantine decreed by the de facto government in the face of the new coronavirus, and therefore the presidential elections scheduled for May 3.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
just wait til OAS hears about this!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1243194691304271872

Barr has charged Maduro and others with drug trafficking charges. surely THIS will remove him.

https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-03-26/ap-sources-us-to-indict-venezuela-s-maduro-aides


quote:

The U.S. is also expected to announce $25 million in rewards for information leading to the arrest or prosecution of Maduro and Diosado Cabello, head of the ruling socialist party. That’s according to two U.S. officials familiar with the matter. The State Department is expected to announce the reward offers at the same time the Justice Department goes public with the indictments, the officials said.

RealityWarCriminal has issued a correction as of 16:47 on Mar 26, 2020

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1241733624086568962

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1242813812983635976

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1243203702275690496

I hate my psychotic gangster state

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

https://twitter.com/MandelaFace/status/1243199668042887169

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Is Guaido still in Venezuela?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



Supporting a coup didn't work so they've moved on to demanding extradition and offering a reward to betray him

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/SDNYnews/status/1243210257205211136/


Nicolas Maduro
Former President

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
this is honestly kind of sad.

do they think a lump sum money is going to work when they most likely offered plump cabinet positions to grift from in the Juan administration

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

https://twitter.com/anyaparampil/status/1243222542464270337

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


lol they even use the "info leading to arrest" mysterious crime boss lingo

uhhh cia he's in caracas, and has openly claimed responsibility for the things youre claiming are illegal. pm me for my paypal and please deposit the $15m quickly, i dont like delinquent payments

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009

Uh yes, CIA tip line? I believe you will currently find Maduro in the Venezuelan White House .

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

https://twitter.com/wyattreed13/status/1243244200927408131

yes! the big empanada is going to get his rear end!!

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Fast Luck posted:

https://twitter.com/wyattreed13/status/1243244200927408131

yes! the big empanada is going to get his rear end!!

Guido gonna flee to miami again real quick

President IN EXILE

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
...just give up on Venezuela already, dudes. Holy poo poo, it's getting to a weird Asterix-level "irredutible Gauls" thing.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Quake Announcer Voice: Narcoterrorism

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Dias posted:

...just give up on Venezuela already, dudes. Holy poo poo, it's getting to a weird Asterix-level "irredutible Gauls" thing.

the US cannot tolerate a nominally communist petrostate in its back yard. if they leave it alone it might accidentally prove capitalism is not necessary or infallible

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Guido gonna flee to miami again real quick

President IN EXILE

If Saab is smart, he's already bagged Guaido and will publicly televise the struggle session.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

https://twitter.com/bretgustafson/status/1246092588752478210?s=21

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Oh also the US put a warship off Venezuela because of the fake drug smuggling allegations that even DEA data says isn’t happening

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Dias posted:

...just give up on Venezuela already, dudes. Holy poo poo, it's getting to a weird Asterix-level "irredutible Gauls" thing.

Someone do a Maduroesterix comic.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Fast Luck posted:

Oh also the US put a warship off Venezuela because of the fake drug smuggling allegations that even DEA data says isn’t happening

If I were Maduro I would be severely unimpressed by this. If you haven't invaded or bombed Venezuela yet you aren't going to. Posture all you want.

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Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/03/americas/venezuela-navy-cruise-liner-incident-intl/index.html

quote:

The country's defense ministry suggested the Resolute may have been carrying mercenaries ready to attack Venezuela. The nation's embattled President, Nicolas Maduro, has often accused the US government and its allies of attempting to overthrow him since much of the international community backed Juan Guaido's challenge to his presidency.


That cruise ship cover story does sound a bit fishy.



E:

Wikipedia posted:

The ship sailed from Buenos Aires on 19 October. On 22 October, the ship entered the port at Puerto Madryn to refuel. After sitting in port for two days, it was revealed that the fuel could not be obtained because of non-payment by the ship operator, One Ocean Expeditions. The Antarctic expedition was cancelled and the ship sailed back to Buenos Aires with all her passengers. Once in Buenos Aires, the passengers disembarked and were left on their own with no reimbursement or compensation. The ship was subsequently arrested in Buenos Aires for non-payment of debts.

EE:
Looks like the ship was scheduled to be on a Chilean Fjords tour at this time, though I can understand if this whole pandemic caused that to get cancelled.

Corky Romanovsky has issued a correction as of 11:11 on Apr 4, 2020

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