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a_pineapple posted:The helpdesk is required to install some software on all our Macs. The designated Mac Guy provided them a 20mb file called installer.sh. This actually used to be a common way to distribute stuff.. in the 90's. I forget who did it though, I want to say IBM but my neurons might be fabricating that. It was because transferring binaries was hard, but uuencoded strings were easy. Especially on usenet.
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:I am about to lose my goddamn mind. I don't know how you deal with the poo poo you do. Sounds super frustrating.
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:I am about to lose my goddamn mind. can i call the hotline to complain that my idiot coworkers want to smear their phone germs on each other's faces
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 19:42 |
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We should not have shipped the telephone sanitisers off planet.
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xzzy posted:This actually used to be a common way to distribute stuff.. in the 90's. I forget who did it though, I want to say IBM but my neurons might be fabricating that. It was because transferring binaries was hard, but uuencoded strings were easy. Especially on usenet. Also Tesla firmware updates as of at least a few years ago according to the leaks from their IT team.
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:Asterisk phone system Asterisks, now that's a name I haven't for a long time. I'm actually one of the first dCAPs, and after I got it, I went to a party at Mark Spencer's house, and rolled a four wheeler on myself.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 20:32 |
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Agrikk posted:gently caress you Comcast Business and your 42% packet loss. I didn't need my business class connection anyway. That explains a lot - VPN traffic is going in and out through a Comcast connection at HQ.
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My internet connection has been very boring and continued to work without issue through all this, not even getting any issues with Netflix buffering or quality loss. It also means I have no excuses for not being available.
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Thanks Ants posted:My internet connection has been very boring and continued to work without issue through all this, not even getting any issues with Netflix buffering or quality loss. It also means I have no excuses for not being available.
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Thanks Ants posted:My internet connection has been very boring and continued to work without issue through all this, not even getting any issues with Netflix buffering or quality loss. It also means I have no excuses for not being available. Same. I had a brief outage this AM, but apparently they were replacing/upgrading equipment at the local hub and it ran over their 4AM window a bit. I couldn’t even use that as an excuse since using my phone as a hotspot was blazing fast as well. At the very least I was pulling for not being able to join the AM meetings
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We had an all-hands broadcast yesterday and you have to be on-site or on the VPN to see that stuff. The VPN technically survived whatever percentage of my 1200 co-workers tuned in, but I was trying to do some shell scripting at the same time and it was like maintaining a linux server in the 90's with a dialup quality ping. "just gonna hold delete to get rid of that word.. and aww gently caress there goes the whole line" But zero actual outages which I wasn't expecting, good job on whoever set that up.
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Wrapping up day two of remote learning. The question of how teachers should post videos to their class pages has become a colossal boondoggle requiring extended coordination between all building principals and the headmaster. One might wonder why this was not decided during spring break last week.
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Thanks Ants posted:My internet connection has been very boring and continued to work without issue through all this, not even getting any issues with Netflix buffering or quality loss. It also means I have no excuses for not being available. Best part about this Comcast issue is that the wife is also WFH and is on video conferences all day. The poor connection is somehow my fault as an IT guy and she expects me to "do something".
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a_pineapple posted:The helpdesk is required to install some software on all our Macs. The designated Mac Guy provided them a 20mb file called installer.sh. Enterprisey software is sometimes packaged this way. You can play along at home with gzexe
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Someone took home a desktop to work from home on monday without telling anyone. Management has already told everyone not to do that. Obviously the desktop didn't work, but they did not say anything about this either until today.
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xzzy posted:
ctrl-w says what ?
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J posted:Someone took home a desktop to work from home on monday without telling anyone. Management has already told everyone not to do that. Obviously the desktop didn't work, but they did not say anything about this either until today. Do you work at softdisk? Maybe they are making 2D side scrollers at home
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xzzy posted:This actually used to be a common way to distribute stuff.. in the 90's. I forget who did it though, I want to say IBM but my neurons might be fabricating that. It was because transferring binaries was hard, but uuencoded strings were easy. Especially on usenet. The nVidia binary driver for Linux still does this. It's an ~800 line shell script with a 135 MB blob at the end.
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I've taken to doing ten pushups between calls and email requests. Feel like I should watch a YouTube video on making shanks.
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J posted:Someone took home a desktop to work from home on monday without telling anyone. Management has already told everyone not to do that. Obviously the desktop didn't work, but they did not say anything about this either until today. Yeah we had like a dozen of those. We sent out an email to every manager directly informing them of the process. We sent out an org wide email informing them of the process. We had a meeting with every department head where they all literally SIGNED off on the process. Then like half of them went back to their offices and told everyone to pack it up and go home. Luckily we had managed to push the VPN client to most of those desktops so only about a dozen couldn't access the network and had to bring their computers back. But then my boss bought a Teamviewer license anyway "so we can install the client for them at home" after we had already fixed them all. They didn't even need to bring them back in the first place because we can do remote support through Teams, or Skype, or Webex, or Zoom, or any number of things we alreay loving have. I am pulling out my loving hair dealing with all this stupid poo poo, do whatever you want, panic buying, not listening to a word I say about anything. Dick Trauma posted:I've taken to doing ten pushups between calls and email requests. Feel like I should watch a YouTube video on making shanks. If you take the fan off your CPU heatsink and run Prime 95 it will get hot enough to melt down the plastic parts of USB drives into a flat, sharp edge. You can then strip some wire out of an ethernet cable and use those pairs to affix your new USBlade to the other end of the cable giving you a pretty decent flail. GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Mar 26, 2020 |
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:You can then strip some wire out of an ethernet cable and use those pairs to affix your new USBlade to the other end of the cable giving you a pretty decent flail. Or just choke motherfuckers from behind with said ethernet cable.
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Email from one of the assistants: "Please let me know when you have a minute so I can ask you a question." Could've used that email to... ask the question.
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Dick Trauma posted:Email from one of the assistants: "Please let me know when you have a minute so I can ask you a question." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoRoaNVho54 There's even one of those single purpose web sites about this: https://dontasktoask.com/
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Dick Trauma posted:Email from one of the assistants: "Please let me know when you have a minute so I can ask you a question."
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wolrah posted:When I was a kid and saw this scene on Futurama I thought it was just a joke. I had to attend a 30 minute meeting today that was about the meeting we will be having next week. It wasn’t like a planning thing or anything. It was just a meeting to tell us about what we are going to talk about next week. I feel like an agenda could have accomplished that.
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I reached out to see users who we had to rush to WFH to see if they had any issues and they said, "yes still having issues but don't have time to troubleshoot. Tried earlier but didn't get anywhere". I just ignored it, I'm not encouraging having to dissect someone to get them to explain things.
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cage-free egghead posted:I reached out to see users who we had to rush to WFH to see if they had any issues and they said, "yes still having issues but don't have time to troubleshoot. Tried earlier but didn't get anywhere". I'm unable to work but I'm too busy working to have time to fix this problem!!!
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a_pineapple posted:The helpdesk is required to install some software on all our Macs. The designated Mac Guy provided them a 20mb file called installer.sh. Mesosphere's DC/OS is installed via a 500MB shell script and it's buck wild.
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OH MY GOD I just wasted like 3 hours of my life getting this lovely loving softphone to register to our PBX over a goddamned Cisco VPN only to find out that we aren't even licensed to use this lovely loving softphone FUCKKKKKKKKK.
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Accession or some (other) Cisco product?
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Erwin posted:Mesosphere's DC/OS is installed via a 500MB shell script and it's buck wild. FWIW this is not really different from other self-extracting installers. An MS MSI file has a number of sections which can include embedded compressed .cab files. The only real difference is that MSI don't feature a human-readable code section while a shell script installer can be read until you hit the embedded binary blob. I generally dislike executable installers but they are still extremely common across all relevant ecosystems.
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I was working from home since this started but an onsite IT manager who couldn’t wfh threatened to quit and nepotism they are giving my position to him. So guess who will be working on site now. Yep the company hosed me good. I’m getting legit nervous. The help desk works in a cramped room with 5 people. The location deals with transportation so anyone I interact with is a disease vector. I’m debating if should just not show up the next week and get fired so I can collect unemployment. Which will hopefully be enough to ride this out.
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Don't go in.
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If you're in the US you may want to look into how unemployment claims are going in your state. Some states are hugely backlogged in unemployment claims and it may take them a while to process yours.
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I am going to lose my poo poo dealing with people today. We just forklifted 1000+ users to work from home setups. All of us are supposed to man the phones to help with calls as our helpdesk is getting bombarded by people trying to work from home for the first time ever. No idiot user we will not be paying for your internet at home, no we do not have a special deal with the state to get you free high speed internet. No random parks employee I dont care that you consider yourself an essential employee, we dont have hot spots to hand out. IT has gone above and beyond in my opinion to get everyone working reasonably well from home and its just not enough for some of these knuckle draggers at home. They want the 100% exact same setup they had at home here. Sorry that no one is going to go to your house and setup your desktop and 3 monitor setup Mr Engineer, guess you'll just have to suffer along with the rest of us.
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DropsySufferer posted:I was working from home since this started but an onsite IT manager who couldn’t wfh threatened to quit and nepotism they are giving my position to him. So guess who will be working on site now. Yep the company hosed me good. Threaten to quit. Thanks Ants posted:Don't go in.
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 13:44 |
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Even if you recover it’s likely that your lungs will be at least a bit hosed and then who knows what the implications of that are in a private medical hellscape in terms of ongoing costs.
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Y'all goons and your loving meetings. Not even Teams meetings for me I am SO loving thankful I don't have to be in on the daily production meetings anymore. This was after I repeatedly made the point that we literally missed order deadlines for next-day delivery because these "15-minute meetings" turned into 1-2 hour meetings during which I contributed perhaps 5-10 minutes' worth of talk.
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# ? Mar 27, 2020 18:29 |
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Teams is complete garbage. It
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yeah it's insanely bad. the document-sharing/collaborative notebook stuff sucks too. it boggles my mind when people say they love teams
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