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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - the unseemly duck asked him, hast thou aught of grapes?
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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Lord Hypnostache posted:

I had to verify it and it absolutely does recommend making fursuits. The article also recommends learning Fortnite and making mittens out of dog hair.

seems like you might as well combine all three?

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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

 drat the Finnish know how to fuckin party

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/gurpreetdhillon/status/1242486015308300288?s=20

* # ? Mar 25, 2020 17:10
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1242867984093216768?s=20

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/gurpreetdhillon/status/1242486015308300288?s=20

This is incredible.

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/Yascha_Mounk/status/1242657146392784896?s=20

* # ? Mar 25, 2020 19:43
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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/Yascha_Mounk/status/1242657146392784896?s=20

From apparently not knowing you have the virus to being dead three days later is a very quick timeline.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/NJGov/status/1242892161634402309

christmas boots posted:

From apparently not knowing you have the virus to being dead three days later is a very quick timeline.

The virus can have an incubation period as long as 2 weeks in which you have no symptoms, then you feel kinda sick, then you suddenly get hosed up.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.

christmas boots posted:

From apparently not knowing you have the virus to being dead three days later is a very quick timeline.

There are reports from the 1918 flu of people who died on the same day that they developed symptoms. It's a problem for healthy young people, who are more likely to be killed by their immune system's reaction to an infection than older people are.

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/yungchomsky/status/1242904421547126785?s=21

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/yungchomsky/status/1242904421547126785?s=21

First time related tweets did any good:

https://twitter.com/MajesticKingMob/status/1242674410462404608

* # ? Mar 25, 2020 21:21
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/JamesBlunt/status/1242751811594878976

* # ? Mar 25, 2020 21:26
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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

 That Blunt fellow seems alright

* # ? Mar 25, 2020 21:26
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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/JDarklighter/status/1242797709859237889

* # ? Mar 25, 2020 21:28
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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/yungchomsky/status/1242904421547126785?s=21

https://twitter.com/aiukliAfrika/status/1242903950598209538?s=19

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Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
Welcome aboard, comrade Cheesecake Factory.

https://twitter.com/Eater/status/1242926479228485632?s=19

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Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

mind the walrus posted:

That Blunt fellow seems alright

He's a pro follow: good sense of humour and not at all up himself in the usual celebrity way.

* # ? Mar 25, 2020 23:56
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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




 The man, the myth, the legend.

https://twitter.com/JimmyHere/status/1164339339146321920?s=19

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TwystNeko
Dec 25, 2004

*ya~~wn*
https://twitter.com/funfettiwestern/status/1242637887562289158

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/deionnbcmt/status/1242910540105576450?s=21

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Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Field Mousepad posted:

This hits pretty close to home

https://twitter.com/OkButStill/status/1241398228295323650?s=19

I'm in this photo and it's fuckin' awesome CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

I still have to work, I'm active duty navy.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1242959885823770624

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/AverageJoeSFM/status/1242987667320643584

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Shut up Meg posted:

He's a pro follow: good sense of humour and not at all up himself in the usual celebrity way.

i don't care for his music but someone tweeted "oh great I can hear his music on the radio from up the stairs" and he replied "I'm coming up the stairs!" which would have made me laugh

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/kyliedonk/status/1240079412571320321

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/raquelaosilva/status/1242579423423070210?s=20

fake edit. Didn't realize it was a response to a contra points thing, and I'm not about to step on that minefield. but the reply is amusing enough

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://twitter.com/LucieEbrey/status/802712257528406016

* # ? Mar 26, 2020 11:31
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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Push El Burrito posted:

https://twitter.com/AverageJoeSFM/status/1242987667320643584

I miss the days where you could noclip and find Eli or Kleiner off in the corner of the map in a little room.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
broke: spraypainting porn in CS

woke: playing the entire Peter Jackson Tolkien movies extended edition, bringing the match to a standstill

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Lord Hypnostache posted:

I had to verify it and it absolutely does recommend making fursuits. The article also recommends learning Fortnite and making mittens out of dog hair.

I know exactly one Finnish guy and he is a furry, and appearantly Finnish are all flurries? Wild.

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Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

 https://twitter.com/sageboggs/status/1242968530250870786?s=21

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pussy Quipped posted:

https://twitter.com/sageboggs/status/1242968530250870786?s=21

well poo poo

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Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/HitmanHatton/status/1242826411087454208

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Alan Smithee posted:

well poo poo

https://twitter.com/volcanicvents/status/1243042795520167936

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PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

 https://twitter.com/bobvids/status/1242839666136682496

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

 https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1242845172460814339?s=21

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pussy Quipped posted:

https://twitter.com/sageboggs/status/1242968530250870786?s=21

This is shocking

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
https://twitter.com/karenyhan/status/1243180807029694465

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/1243205820596305921?s=21

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