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alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

Elfface posted:

The best UK place name is Loughborough, which uses two different pronounciations of 'ough' in the same word. "Luff-Burruh".

A friend of mine was in a shop and heard someone pronouncing it "Loogabarooga" :v:

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alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

Inceltown posted:

Yeah, I went to school with a cockburn and you can be drat sure he corrected the pronunciation any time it came up.

Miss Bucket

# ? Mar 26, 2020 16:05

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

alexandriao posted:

A friend of mine was in a shop and heard someone pronouncing it "Loogabarooga"

Isn't that French for 'werewolf'???????

I pretty much turned nocturnal immediately after I started social-isolating at home because I was up all night watching movies but my housemates have somehow kept to their usual sleeping patterns, I've had pretty much this same situation several times recently

# ? Mar 26, 2020 16:09

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Mar 26, 2020 16:44

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2020 16:48

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

looks more like Moscow Death Simulator but I suppose it's largely a distinction without a difference

# ? Mar 26, 2020 16:49

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

The Bloop posted:

looks more like Moscow Death Simulator but I suppose it's largely a distinction without a difference

if you think you play as the human

Just sent it to a friend from Moscow, her response was:

"Lol, the accuracy :discourse:

# ? Mar 26, 2020 16:57

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

# ? Mar 26, 2020 17:42

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I never thought of that but that looks incredible

# ? Mar 26, 2020 17:59

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I�m not even out of bed yet and would totally chow down on that with my coffee

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:00

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I'm glad they kept the crown, the most nutritious part of the pineapple.

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:03

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

dumb. posted:

How would you even eat that. Lick the toppings off of the pineapple? Cut out the center? Just eat the woody, thorny pineapple skin?

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:14

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

The Moon Monster posted:

How would you even eat that. Lick the toppings off of the pineapple? Cut out the center? Just eat the woody, thorny pineapple skin?

It�s a pizza, you cut it into triangular slices :confused:

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:15

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

beanieson posted:

It�s a pizza, you cut it into a grid

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:16

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Snowy posted:

oh no you don�t you son of a bitch

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:19

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:19

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

beanieson posted:

It�s a pizza, you cut it into triangular slices

Trick question, it's not edible.

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:20

MNIMWA: Dec 1, 2014

Samuringa posted:

I'm glad they kept the crown, the most nutritious part of the pineapple.

how else would you know it;s a pineapple

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:21

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

beanieson posted:

It�s a pizza, you cut it into ~~triangular slices~~ a singular thin spiral so you can just slurp the entire thing into your mouth in one go

Goddrat but you people eat your pizzas all wronglike, get on my level

Triangles my rear end

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:27

CollegeCop: Jul 11, 2005; You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

The Moon Monster posted:

How would you even eat that. Lick the toppings off of the pineapple? Cut out the center? Just eat the woody, thorny pineapple skin?

You wouldn't eat it.

You impale it on a pike at the gates to the kingdom as a warning to infidels who think pineapple is in any way associated with pizza.

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:31

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Quad Cities style pizza:

# ? Mar 26, 2020 18:53

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

TITANKISSER69 posted:

Quad Cities style pizza:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv1dRbkmuHE

Except replace all references to riding the train with eating the pizza

# ? Mar 26, 2020 19:00

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

dumb. posted:

Say, that's a clever pastry of some kind!

# ? Mar 26, 2020 19:07

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Anarcho-hand-tossed-crust punk

# ? Mar 26, 2020 19:22

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Triangles my rear end

Oh, so you're poly?

# ? Mar 26, 2020 19:32

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Lobok posted:

Oh, so you're poly?

No, no he means this

:nws:

https://imgur.com/vkz7yte.jpg

# ? Mar 26, 2020 19:34

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

beanieson posted:

No, no he means this

https://imgur.com/vkz7yte.jpg

Of course that's a thing.

# ? Mar 26, 2020 19:47

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Goddrat but you people eat your pizzas all wronglike, get on my level

Triangles my rear end

# ? Mar 26, 2020 19:49

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The Ars Goetia describes this as the circle required to summon and bind the great demon lord Pa'Pajjo'hn Pizzu'zu, whose domain is the harvest and the hearth.

beanieson posted:

No, no he means this

https://imgur.com/vkz7yte.jpg

How does that work? Everyone involved must have an extremely flat rear end.

I have to assume it's just in three different sizes for individual use.

# ? Mar 26, 2020 19:50

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Iron Crowned posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv1dRbkmuHE

Except replace all references to riding the train with eating the pizza

C'mon eat that pie, and bite it
(Chew-Chew)

# ? Mar 26, 2020 20:02

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

OwlFancier posted:

How does that work? Everyone involved must have an extremely flat rear end.

Everyone lies down on their side so they can also give each other reacharounds

Edit: I mean, who would know? I sure don't!

# ? Mar 26, 2020 20:07

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

OwlFancier posted:

The Ars Goetia describes this as the circle required to summon and bind the great demon lord Pa'Pajjo'hn Pizzu'zu, whose domain is the harvest and the hearth.

How does that work? Everyone involved must have an extremely flat rear end.

I have to assume it's just in three different sizes for individual use.

It's a throwing star for a butt ninja.

# ? Mar 26, 2020 20:11

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

OwlFancier posted:

The Ars Goetia describes this as the circle required to summon and bind the great demon lord Pa'Pajjo'hn Pizzu'zu, whose domain is the harvest and the hearth.

How does that work? Everyone involved must have an extremely flat rear end.

I have to assume it's just in three different sizes for individual use.

Maybe it's a sperglord buttplug; you lube it up and stick one point up your rear end, then spin it around using the other two points and voila! a fidget spinner..

# ? Mar 26, 2020 20:25