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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/melissarohlin/status/1243250283087458304?s=21

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Why does he always have to say Xi of China?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

do you xi what ICu

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/9NewsMelb/status/1243393741324341248

I'm the one smart enough to wear a helmet for protection in these dangerous times.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

I'm convinced he's going to do a national lockdown, but not before putting all of the blame onto Cuomo

"Andrew Cuomo ruined everyone's Easter! SAD! Such a MESS in New York! Such a nasty governor!"

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



Mirthless posted:

I'm having a real hard time grappling with the fact that we're still more than a month out from the peak of this thing in the US, I always knew the numbers were going to be staggering but seeing where we are and knowing where we're headed is making me sick.

I'm calling my mom every loving day, goons. If you've still got parents or grandparents call them, jesus christ, call them

May will be 5 years since I held my moms hand as she died. Thinking about that and reading stuff like this

https://www.nytimes.com./2020/03/24/opinion/coronavirus-hospital-visits.html

is making me insanely sad and worried.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/9NewsMelb/status/1243393741324341248

I'm the one smart enough to wear a helmet for protection in these dangerous times.

Dis is fine, rear end sittin' at the beach.

Gonna get roni and have a feast.

More stocks more dollers and I'm not beat.

No vaccine for me I'm still on my feet.

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Sharkie posted:

Nurse, holding an ipad up to my face: Is there anything you want to say to your family? (there's no one on the other end but they're just being nice)

Me: Someone set us up the bomb lol

lmao

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
C&CP: Xi r0 Hour

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Sharkie posted:

Nurse, holding an ipad up to my face: Is there anything you want to say to your family? (there's no one on the other end but they're just being nice)

Me: Someone set us up the bomb lol

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Xi blak ops givin' me the roni,
I'll certainly die for Chinese hegemony

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





CRACK

PING

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lol xi probably told him if he doesn't stop calling it the chinese virus that they'll stop all manufacturing for the us or something

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



notice he didn't call it the Chinese Virus

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

VectorSigma posted:

notice he didn't call it the Chinese Virus

That and the time, lmao

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Sharkie posted:

Nurse, holding an ipad up to my face: Is there anything you want to say to your family? (there's no one on the other end but they're just being nice)

Me: Someone set us up the bomb lol

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Asproigerosis posted:

Singapore locked down corna by aggressively tracking people's phones and immediately quarantining all persons in the same places as a positive carrier per the phone data fyi

According to the probable homeland security/cia temp guy at my hospital who does mri as a side gig.

HK does the same poo poo, tracks down confirmed cases along with the details of where they have been:

https://chp-dashboard.geodata.gov.hk/nia/en.html



Funny that barely any western countries do this poo poo

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



history will call it The Great American Novel Coronavirus

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



hehe GANC

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Mirthless posted:

I'm having a real hard time grappling with the fact that we're still more than a month out from the peak of this thing in the US, I always knew the numbers were going to be staggering but seeing where we are and knowing where we're headed is making me sick.

I'm calling my mom every loving day, goons. If you've still got parents or grandparents call them, jesus christ, call them

gonna be wild having a peak hit in different parts of the country continuously for weeks/months

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

triple sulk posted:

lol xi probably told him if he doesn't stop calling it the chinese virus that they'll stop all manufacturing for the us or something

Tmr/p doesn't care about that now. He's blaming it on NY and that is way more important to him than some racism.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Kill All Cops posted:

HK does the same poo poo, tracks down confirmed cases along with the details of where they have been:

https://chp-dashboard.geodata.gov.hk/nia/en.html



Funny that barely any western countries do this poo poo

They do, they just don't tell anyone about it.

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

snoo posted:

brady sluder

shady duder

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

How do other countries approach foreign relations with the US these days?

Less than a week ago Trump was talking about punishing China, now they’re working closely together. Do they try to anticipate his actions or what?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Frosted Flake posted:

How do other countries approach foreign relations with the US these days?

Less than a week ago Trump was talking about punishing China, now they’re working closely together. Do they try to anticipate his actions or what?

They ignore him, then when they want something flatter him so he rambles about what they want and go back to ignoring him.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Frosted Flake posted:

How do other countries approach foreign relations with the US these days?

Less than a week ago Trump was talking about punishing China, now they’re working closely together. Do they try to anticipate his actions or what?

Try to find out who he talked to last

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/1243396623423565828

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
Invoke the 25th amendment Xi

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Kill All Cops posted:

HK does the same poo poo, tracks down confirmed cases along with the details of where they have been:

https://chp-dashboard.geodata.gov.hk/nia/en.html



Funny that barely any western countries do this poo poo

Oh they do, except they only use it to persecute leftists/problem citizens.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Just going to revisit this tweet because replies have gone up and oh boy did people take the bait. Nothing like a blackfella pointing out racism to draw them out.

https://twitter.com/Briggs/status/1243375037802876928

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
was just thinking that now is a good time to film gothic rock music videos because you can go right into the middle of town and do a spooky dance and there's no one else around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahJGWww1jNc

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Centrist Committee posted:

Invoke the 25th amendment Xi

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1243411291294711811

everybody becomes a baker 2k20

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
my brother lives out in the sticks and has access to eggs straight out of a chicken's rear end. it's incredible!

they make them every day!

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Smash mouf hoard the eggs

ryanrs
Jul 12, 2011

Fried eggs over beans is basically the perfect breakfast food.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
dude you can get a baby chick for like 50c or something

maybe less

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





eggs are a fool's errand, invest in beans

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Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

pancake rabbit posted:

eggs are a fool's errand, invest in beans

I’m up to 8 beans!

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