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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Amazing that this news is bringing people together in joy more than the clapping thing.

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Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010
bojo leading by example, a true leader!

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




hemale in pain posted:

im not a ghoul. i don't wish illness or death upon anyone but boris getting the roni gets a lol from me

I hope he dies from this and that his fever nightmares are about how bad a person he is.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



someone edit out the play button and its prime av material

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Me when I'm sowing:



Me when I'm reaping:

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


hemale in pain posted:

im not a ghoul. i don't wish illness or death upon anyone but boris getting the roni gets a lol from me

Tories aren't people so idgaf

LeafyGreens
May 9, 2009

the elegant cephalopod

Waiting for Grayling to be the only Tory MP left standing at this rate tbh

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Boris has the National Clap

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Are the Lords still sitting? If it gets in there... well... lol

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
If Corona-chan knocks out Bojo, who becomes PM under the UK rules of succession?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



*whistles a happy, little jingle which then devolves into hacking coughs*

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1243502237369933825

crayon85
Dec 25, 2013

JosephWongKS posted:

If Corona-chan knocks out Bojo, who becomes PM under the UK rules of succession?

Raab

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

JosephWongKS posted:

If Corona-chan knocks out Bojo, who becomes PM under the UK rules of succession?
Whoever can command a majority in Parliament. There are no fixed rules. Practically speaking it would be decided by the tory party either internally or through a membership vote.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

anyone else notice that laura tweeted that before the government announcement and the bbc - as normal she scooped her own employer. Journalists shouldn't report breaking news on their own twitter feeds, she is such a hack. Wonder what positive story she will parrot in return for the scoop - probably a nice piece to camera saying that the NHS wasn't underfunded before, but now it is super funded

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

sinky posted:

Going to lol forever if he dies 4 months after achieving his dream of being PM

He died doing what he loved, being a colossal shitbag grifter

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

sinky posted:

Going to lol forever if he dies 4 months after achieving his dream of being PM

William Henry Harrison still has the gold medal for Stupidest World Leader Death but this would definitely be up on the rankings i think

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Octolady posted:

Waiting for Grayling to be the only Tory MP left standing at this rate tbh

Grayling will catch it but somehow manage to accidentally die of rabies instead

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

BORIS

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Angepain posted:

William Henry Harrison still has the gold medal for Stupidest World Leader Death but this would definitely be up on the rankings i think

Is that that twat who gave a 4 hour speech in the pissing rain after winning the US Presidential Election and died of pneumonia a week later?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Feeling extremely Posadist right now.

E: Also how does he "self isolate" in downing street? It's not a house it's the center of UK government.

Is he just going to do an assange and live in the cupboard?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Guavanaut posted:

Is that the government list of people who have self-reported as extremely vulnerable, or the NHS list of people who have been told to stay at home for 12 weeks?

I'm guessing the former because the latter probably isn't being made available to J Sainsbury plc, but does being on the latter list automatically make you eligible to go on the former?

When you book a slot it directs you to a government page where you can register yourself as vulnerable if you got missed. The list is really really specific.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I try to not wish bad things on others because I don't believe it's psychologically healthy, but I'm definitely snickering about Boris "Herd Immunity" Johnson getting the Covid.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




if he dies of this you guys realize the tories are never going to lose another election and he'll become a martyr. we'll probably get a national day of mourning.

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
https://twitter.com/clarepttrsn/status/1243500450349027330?s=21

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I saw this so now you all have to as well

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Big lmao

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

hemale in pain posted:

if he dies of this you guys realize the tories are never going to lose another election and he'll become a martyr. we'll probably get a national day of mourning.

Literally nobody will give a poo poo after a week and it'll be hilarious.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

hemale in pain posted:

if he dies of this you guys realize the tories are never going to lose another election and he'll become a martyr. we'll probably get a national day of mourning.

If the government's spectacular inability to control the spread ends up killing half the government and royal family and also hundreds of thousands of important people I'm not sure people are going to feel sympathetic.

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I saw this so now you all have to as well



Confirmed for how Boris got it

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I was going to joke that I look forward to him addressing the nation via Zoom meeting, then I remembered that's a thing that Joe Biden actually did last week.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


https://twitter.com/borisjohnson/status/1212679425629859840?s=21

Covid19: YOU THOUGHT

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




communism bitch posted:

Literally nobody will give a poo poo after a week and it'll be hilarious.

no way, you'll NEVER hear the end of it. a million 'normal' people could die in the uk and no one will give a poo poo but they'll still be rambling on about poor boris dying for the UK, shaking hands with people like diana, forever.

e: also we'll have to 'GET BREXIT DONE' to honour his legacy :rip:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

When's big tone getting the rone, is my question

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

EAT poo poo BORIS

EAAAAATTT SHIIIIIIITTTTT


EAT. loving. poo poo.

gently caress YOU

gently caress YOU

gently caress YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH

Caros
May 14, 2008


Hey, on the plus side no one gives a poo poo about brexit.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

BBC reporting Boris has it, I'm sure he's happy to be contributing to herd immunity.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


I’ve nothing else to add really

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



That tweet truly is this government's CHAOS WITH ED MILIBAND and/or CRUSH THE SABOTEURS, big fan op

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