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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Guavanaut posted:

Two world wars (and one world cup) and modern liberalism has shifted that a bit though. You no longer have the "dulce et decorum est pro patria mori, there's nothing more shameful than a 40 year old lancer" attitude, it's been replaced with "some people may die but please god not me no" and the upper classes getting a dose of something that doesn't much care for your station, plus the middle classes getting a taste of what the benefits system looks like, might shake some reality into some percent of them. A liberal is a socialist who has never had to rely on the state and all that.

Not all of them by any means, some will get it, recover, and learn nothing other than "well I recovered, so the ones that died must have been doing something wrong", but I'll hold out hope that some learn a lesson.

This is what I am hoping for also. Silver linings and all that. But then, never overestimate the British public's capacity for empathy and understanding. :shrug:

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Necrothatcher posted:

poo poo, I'd better get practising for the cameras...

I may even spring for your replacement avatar.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Weasling Weasel posted:

How bad has this actually spread if the entire Cabinet have it now? If only we had used the last three months to develop tests for it.

London and probably Westminster particularly are definitely riddled

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

So boris johnson got elected in December and by April has massively expanded the role of the state in public and economic life and possibly killed the Tory leader?

I feel like even a victory for Jeremy 'gulags' Corbyn wouldn't have achieved these outcomes quite so quickly

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
Ahaha, loving App Hancock too.

Watch them magically find tests for the entire parliament next. It'll be 50+ MPs by the end of the day.

(Waiting on the Jess Flaps / Rees Mogg combo)

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
*Jeremy turns to camera

Two down

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/samcoatessky/status/1243523243778232321?s=21

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Requesting jeremy_corbyn_hmmm_splendid.jpg please

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




communism bitch posted:

I mean, I don't assume the Plebs were literally laying around all day eating their free bread - of course they were working, but I thought there was a general acceptance that the social condition of the Plebeians worsened significantly due to the massive increase in slave labour as the Republic expanded. But tbf I haven't read any new work on Roman history in a few years now, so I'm not exactly on the cutting edge.

Imagine someone from the future trying to figure out how Universal Credit works, but all their sources are old rich ukippers who say it's a program where we import terrorists and then give them free houses and thousands of pounds per week. There's a lot of that going on with the people who were writing about the plebs.

Also a lot of historians have tried to assert that this one weird trick is why Rome fell, but they had massive barbarian invasions, a plague, labour shortages, an insane amount of backstabbing over the throne instead of actual rulership, and lots of other stuff going on. It also happened over quite a long period of time, someone in the time period might have never noticed Rome "fell".

I don't know poo poo though, I just think Rome is cool and this is half remembered stuff I've read about how old history was wrong. Kinda like how the Pyramids might not have been made by slaves after all, and it was paid labourers working in the agricultural off-season.

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Mar 27, 2020

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
In all seriousness though, is this a safe 2 meter seperation for social distancing?!?



I mean, that looks like a solid three meters between opposing sides to me, and you can always pick up the mace to hold back the infected.

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Failed Imagineer posted:

Mate you don't have to explain WHH, we all watched the episode of the Simpsons with the song about the caretaker presidents

lol I was worried about this but I was like "well, no loving way they talk about him in UK history textbooks"

I should've figured most of you learn about him the way most of us learn about him

Anyway I stand by my point that people don't automatically love the president/PM who dies of preventable illness, sometimes they just see him as a dumbass

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

RockyB posted:

Rees Mogg

He's been safe back in his coffin since the day after the election.
He will be really annoyed when he finds out he missed watching 2% of the population dying.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

In the voice of a Dickensian child


“It’s st covid’s day everyone! St covids day!

Pantsmaster Bill
May 7, 2007

So is this happening about 2 weeks after Dorries had symptoms and then went to a load of events anyway? Because lol if so.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK
I was just knocking one out and immediately after climax switched straight to the bbc news site to discover, in my warm afterglow, that Hancocks got it and that men can indeed have multiple orgasms.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





it's continuing to deliver the lols but not much else

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
If I was Boris I'd play this cool by self isolating, then being photographed with a model bus made out of a wine crate. Captioned something like "good time to catch up on hobbies"

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

mods rename me Huge Official Machine tia

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

RockyB posted:

In all seriousness though, is this a safe 2 meter seperation for social distancing?!?



I mean, that looks like a solid three meters between opposing sides to me, and you can always pick up the mace to hold back the infected.
Even if it is, the chamber isn't exactly a well ventilated space and there's a tonne of closer quarters elsewhere in the building. I'd be stunned if anyone in the palace of westminster HASN'T been exposed enough to infect them because well...

Pantsmaster Bill posted:

So is this happening about 2 weeks after Dorries had symptoms and then went to a load of events anyway? Because lol if so.

Yes, yes it is.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Coronapraxis

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

thespaceinvader posted:

Even if it is, the chamber isn't exactly a well ventilated space and there's a tonne of closer quarters elsewhere in the building. I'd be stunned if anyone in the palace of westminster HASN'T been exposed enough to infect them because well...

Found an upside to having an incestuous elbow-rubbing upper class.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

LOL :laugh:

Comedy cartoon villain run and everything

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



It's hilarious how cringing and cravenly obvious our state propaganda machine is compared to like china or whatever

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
https://twitter.com/alliehbnews/status/1243520576007872513?s=21


https://twitter.com/jonnot/status/1243536198167154693?s=08

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
The prime minister still has weekly meetings with the monarch, right? Or was that just in the Crown?

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012

StarkingBarfish posted:

If Mancock and Bojo have it I'd guess quite a few MPs have it now.

If they've popped into the House of Lords recently then we really are seeing Labour's manifesto being implemented by stealth.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

josh04 posted:

"Your appointment to the nudge unit should be finalised within the week, I have already discussed the matter with the Prime Minister."
"I take it he was agreeable?"

I know this got lost in the shuffle, but I appreciated this a lot.

Also: "Old men, running the world".

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Coohoolin posted:

The prime minister still has weekly meetings with the monarch, right? Or was that just in the Crown?

Weekly WebEx

"Apologies, one was on mute..."

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Coohoolin posted:

The prime minister still has weekly meetings with the monarch, right? Or was that just in the Crown?
They still have weekly Privy Council meetings with the Lord President, but nobody knows who else attends. I imagine she's been getting secret advice since this was still in Wuhan and has been isolating.

Whether she's been isolating from her eldest is a different matter.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Coohoolin posted:

The prime minister still has weekly meetings with the monarch, right? Or was that just in the Crown?

Apparently via telecoms at the moment.

So:

Josef bugman posted:

I know this got lost in the shuffle, but I appreciated this a lot.

Also: "Old men, running the world".

This will serve as a warning to the electronic old men.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Working from home here.
And our servers are being DDoSed.
So hoping it lasts all day.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
A lot of businesses are discovering they don't have the server capacity to have everyone working from home. Our local council has rationed its connection by having half of its workers connect in the morning and the other half in the afternoon.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010



Edit; misread the chart

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Seriously what the gently caress happened in newcastle.

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

I imagine with the announcements coming so soon together that all the cabinet must have been tested at the same time. So either there's more infected that don't want to announce it, or just Boris and App are infected.

Algol Star
Sep 6, 2010


Is it percentage drop relative to this year and percentage drop relative to 5 year average? Really confusing design.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/VoidBurger/status/1243538417692086275?s=19

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

That's a really loving lovely graph. Also what's going on in Cardiff?

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
This was bad two days ago when Telegraph printed it but now it's good

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