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Cnidaria
Apr 10, 2009

It's all politics, Mike.


lol nyt got the new marching orders for that one

number must go up

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/cirilliang/status/1242944184367136770

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Holy poo poo.

It’s literally this:

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Cnidaria posted:

lol nyt got the new marching orders for that one

number must go up

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/968473804392615937?s=19

Yeah they didn't need any encouragement

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009


https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/968480724763447297?s=20

the heat goes wrong
Dec 31, 2005
I´m watching you...
Some good news for a change :)

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1243504498489901058?s=20

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Platystemon posted:

Holy poo poo.

It’s literally this:



My workplace (grocery) gave us one of these and a $100 gift card for our own store

Give us hazard pay you fucks

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


mr. president, sir, you have been owned:

Weedle
May 31, 2006




look, do you think i'm just gonna draw the white house seal? i'm a professional cartoonist you know. i'm very busy

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/shafieikeyvan/status/1243372868731355139

👑 👑 👑

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Cnidaria posted:

lol nyt got the new marching orders for that one

number must go up

It's hilarious, but that seems to be a live article that gets constantly updated with the latest headline.

For example, the stock surge was removed a bit later:
https://twitter.com/nyt_diff/status/1242682514709319681?s=20

and after that:
https://twitter.com/nyt_diff/status/1242685021892349953?s=20

etc.

Kennel has issued a correction as of 18:08 on Mar 27, 2020

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Gripweed posted:

You know that they used a lot more execution methods than just the guillotine, right? Why don't you guys ever fantasize about tying a bunch of rich people together on a raft and sinking the raft?

time for a dip in the National Bathtub!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there


Qanon people existing makes me feel smarter

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Global elitists

Takanago
Jun 2, 2007

You'll see...
https://twitter.com/lvl29mage/status/1243465588028002304

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


pizzagate proven, get owned libs

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/fIRNfYf.mp4

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

http://twitter.com/shafieikeyvan/status/1243372868731355139

JainDoh has issued a correction as of 22:50 on Mar 27, 2020

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/lportnoy/status/1243293652899807235?s=19

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

absolute banger

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/1243334107070902282?s=19

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Most normal looking picture of him I've ever seen

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



empty bun

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



Scott Walker is that guy from work who is fine. He exists. The basic bitch of middle-aged white guys.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

this man was once considered a potential top-tier candidate for president of the united states

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

quick n dirty:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

:nws: for old art boobies

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
My god.. https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1243714150251012096?s=19

Weedle
May 31, 2006




those nips are real lifelike. that artist had a good old time

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Yeah, he's on fire.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Inceltown posted:

Yeah, he's on fire.

its because he's sinning by breaking his giving up tweeting for lent

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mao Zedong Thot posted:

its because he's sinning by breaking his giving up tweeting for lent

#coronalentstrike

Cnidaria
Apr 10, 2009

It's all politics, Mike.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Pornographic Memory posted:

My workplace (grocery) gave us one of these and a $100 gift card for our own store

Give us hazard pay you fucks

Coles Group in Australia has increased their staff discount from %5 to 10%.

Unless you work in their petrol stations. Then you get nothing.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Inceltown posted:

#coronalentstrike

Banned for racism

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


beautiful

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Banned for racism

I'll have you know some of my best friends are ents.

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