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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
You've invoked my "p" card!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
If you gave everyone a trillion dollars wealth inequality would be solved.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





Just finished a great conversation with The Sleeper of R'lyeh! Discussed in great detail the need for mass sacrifice! Enjoy!

Invoke "P" means Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

just got told a bunch of people in my department are taking a temporary 25% pay cut and we're the lucky ones. a bunch of hourly people have had their hours cut by 50% and a bunch of warehouse people have been furloughed. yay! the president makes this possible for us all /head tilt

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

spoiler they will never build a truck.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

This is unironically how quorum works in congress. You can have a quorum with 1 person since the entire concept is nebulous and intentionally obtuse. You need to do some other congressional alchemy like a roll call vote to actually accomplish the goal of crying about not enough persons for a quorum.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

WOW look at those zeros!!!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trump may win re-election unanimously

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Durf posted:

Invoke "P" means Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Time to start drinking, folks.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
the Javits Center hasn’t seen this many distressed people since the Hilary Clinton election night party :rimshot:

https://twitter.com/sarah_boxer/status/1243591088411160576?s=21

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

No. 6 posted:

Is this a volunteer role for children? JFK

hes literally just a random guy with an iphone who asked if he could get a press pass

he has some weird obsession with sunlight and the sun's light falling on the president in a moment of light that makes the light lightful

but what the gently caress is with the olive on the sweet potato???

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Actually it's trym"P"

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

sinnesloeschen posted:

why do i have the loving ballad of bilbo baggins stuck in my head

why is god punishing me

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


really digging the new trump mode of thought where he is only able to remember concepts as letters

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1243595448688021509

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


H works better with A to invoke "P"

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

$2.2T says TRUMP CARES

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Time to start drinking, folks.

be kind to your immune system during this trying times

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Jazerus posted:

H works better with A to invoke "P"

S you in your As, don't wear a C and J all over your Bs

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - "P". Many such cases!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1243308477327405056

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

The Alpha Centauri posted:

be kind to your immune system during this trying times

Be Kind (My rear end)

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1243044765609967620

https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1243263889942499328

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

drat that's crazy.

So they'll be back by Easter?

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



LEARN TO READ THE ROOM ALAN

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Avirosb posted:

You've invoked my "p" card!

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


lmao

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Tainen posted:

the Javits Center hasn’t seen this many distressed people since the Hilary Clinton election night party :rimshot:

https://twitter.com/sarah_boxer/status/1243591088411160576?s=21

i hope they still have the fireworks stored in a box somewhere so they can have a big celebration for the 1 millionth covid death

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/andrewkimmel/status/1243499303705944064

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


:yeah:

oh he means because of the coronavirus, well that too

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



lorn Wayne posted:

WOW look at those zeros!!!

also heard at pearl harbor

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

trum

refusing to invoke p

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



sorry CNN but horny is prohibited




https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/27/business/walmart-tops-bottoms-sales-trnd/index.html

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


why does everything in this administration always inevitably come back to P

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


I'm watching the "P" tape right now and let me tell you they are not practicing social distancing.

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pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

USA! USA! USA! USA!

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