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Family Values
Jun 26, 2007


More than one thing can be bad at a time and there's plenty of blame to go around. China and the USA both hosed up. It's also not racism to criticize China just like how it's not antisemitic to criticize Israel, but propagandists love conflating them.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

This kind of poo poo is not helpful.

You congratulate it from everyone but her. Tbh she deserves it most. Especially cause a lot of y'all love to whine about his both parties are the same. I don't think for a second that's true and yeah she'd have handled it better. Pft

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016




Out of the deep fat fryer, into the saute pan

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Tallgeese posted:

Was this before or after the threat of flamethrowers?

Tell me, brain genius, which country of these two is doing better?



EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Pick posted:

You congratulate it from everyone but her. Tbh she deserves it most. Especially cause a lot of y'all love to whine about his both parties are the same. I don't think for a second that's true and yeah she'd have handled it better. Pft

1) I don't. 2) She deserves to be congratulated for mocking the incompetence of a clown to whom she lost an election as it causes millions to be infected and hundreds of thousands to die? (minimum estimates). 3) I never said for a second both parties are the same. 4) She might have handled it better, but this derisive, low-rent mockery shows she's not handling it any better than he is right now.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It's funny and a sweet dunk

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Family Values posted:

More than one thing can be bad at a time and there's plenty of blame to go around. China and the USA both hosed up. It's also not racism to criticize China just like how it's not antisemitic to criticize Israel, but propagandists love conflating them.

But that would be a reasonable and rational stance and you're dealing with goons.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Also if decorum is bad like you all are always going on about then you'll see more of this if they're listening to what you're saying you want

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Hillary should stfu forever especially if her solid burn hinges on china's cooked numbers. If anything it shows the us tested more people.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

TheManWithNoName posted:

Are we going to hit 100k today? Six figures feels way different psychologically

100,000 confirmed US cases? Yeah, definitely.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Friendly reminder that the Chinese Communist Party is not an ethnicity or a country.

The CCP allowed wet markets to fester as hotbeds of disease and animal cruelty. The CCP set policy which encouraged local governments to be dishonest and conceal any evidence of mistakes. The CCP covered up the severity of the virus as it gained a foothold and spent god knows how long claiming there was no evidence of human to human infection. The CCP then quarantined its citizens and shipped ethnic undesirables around the country as slaves to keep the factories turning over.

It's a Xi Jinping virus, not a Chinese virus.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Strategic Tea posted:

It's a Xi Jinping virus, not a Chinese virus.

Winnie the Flu, as per the other thread

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Strategic Tea posted:

Friendly reminder that the Chinese Communist Party is not an ethnicity or a country.

The CCP allowed wet markets to fester as hotbeds of disease and animal cruelty. The CCP set policy which encouraged local governments to be dishonest and conceal any evidence of mistakes. The CCP covered up the severity of the virus as it gained a foothold and spent god knows how long claiming there was no evidence of human to human infection. The CCP then quarantined its citizens and shipped ethnic undesirables around the country as slaves to keep the factories turning over.

It's a Xi Jinping virus, not a Chinese virus.

good post, i ready somewhere the chinese government postponed some sort of yearly government gathering and they weren't happy with Xi anything to that?

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

I think the Xbox is catching up in sales

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
*man dies in an ICU as there are not enough ventilators to go around*

doctor: 'well i couldn't save his life but at least we know that this virus came from China instead of some other place like India or Canada. i hope this brings solace to his family. now i have to quarantine for two weeks because i caught the disease due to a lack of PPE'

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Actually CCCP has ethnically cleansed everyone but Han people from their party so it's actually racist to criticize them *Is say as my brain supernovas out of my skull*

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

Tell me, brain genius, which country of these two is doing better?





Italy just needs to keep doing whatever they did on March 11th



e:
Not March 13th though

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Look all I am saying is yes, the virus did come from some gentleman eating a loving bat like a goblin and also rimming a pangolin. I am also saying that it doesn't matter at this point.

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

This kind of poo poo is not helpful.

Elect a clown, expect a circus :shrug:

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Wow, she sure got Trump!

She should run against him; she might make a good president herself!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Oh good naturopathic doctors are considered an essential service.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


unpacked robinhood posted:

Anyone excited to see what happens in Mexico which seem to have picked the absolute worst strat ?

It's already killing the ones who had diabetes (and/or were fat and/or smokers). And considering that for a while we were #1 worldwide in obesity it's gonna swept a large portion of that population. I just hope my tiny backwater-ish southern state manages to keep the numbers low.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Mozi posted:

doctor: 'well i couldn't save his life but at least we know that this virus came from China instead of some other place like India or Canada.

Beaver Fever is real and not something to be joked about lightly, thank you very much.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

numberoneposter posted:

Oh good naturopathic doctors are considered an essential service.

Good they'll either be able to cure themselves with their super real and effective oils and chi healing or they won't bother anyone again.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Manager Hoyden posted:

Good they'll either be able to cure themselves with their super real and effective oils and chi healing or they won't bother anyone again.

Reiki healers are the original social distancers

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Vakal posted:

Beaver Fever

*giggles*

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Vakal posted:

Beaver Fever is real and not something to be joked about lightly, thank you very much.

I've got the beaver fever, I go nuts for beaver.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Rammstein dude is roni negative

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Vakal posted:

Beaver Fever is real and not something to be joked about lightly, thank you very much.

What about Booty Fever? :ohdear:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Vakal posted:

Beaver Fever is real and not something to be joked about lightly, thank you very much.

Yeah, you have to sing about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfwjidKDPA

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat

unpacked robinhood posted:

Rammstein dude is roni negative

Du Nicht Hast




high school german, sorry

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Heads up, if you want to know how much the fish is, SCOOTER are doing a live stream soon to tell you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1pj9Vmn-q4
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-H9VjSoief/?igshid=v5ax0jt8a4u1

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-

unpacked robinhood posted:

Rammstein dude is roni negative

Sources I found say the opposite, and that he's in ICU already: https://variety.com/2020/music/news/rammstein-singer-coronavirus-till-lindemann-1203547324/

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Iron Crowned posted:

What about Booty Fever? :ohdear:

Booty fever is cancelled

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Mar 27, 2020

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

I got that from a recent post on their fb

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Boot fever is cancelled



my cats aren't gonna be excited to hear this

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

classy former first lady move. everyone will vote for her and her mangled daughter now.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Boot fever is cancelled



Well poo poo how is my wife going to earn her allowance from me now.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Boot fever is cancelled



I told you incest porn was a social problem

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Mnoba posted:

my cats aren't gonna be excited to hear this

uh, are you rimming your cats?

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