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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

hobbesmaster posted:

looks like you need to take like 100 times the recommended dose for months to get that though

i assume lots of people still do it of course

something like that yeah. i heard a story about a patient needing a transplant after some kinda short-term megadose of it a few years ago though

also they sell it OTC in liquid form, it's near the prenatal vitamins for nursing mothers to apply a few drops onto a nipple for newborns. i could totally see some freaked out boomer slamming the whole bottle lol

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:



hard working police, firefighters, doctors, grocery workers and building management

cheer for the landlord

hey don't lump in firefighters and grocery workers in with those bastards

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

something like that yeah. i heard a story about a patient needing a transplant after some kinda short-term megadose of it a few years ago though

also they sell it OTC in liquid form, it's near the prenatal vitamins for nursing mothers to apply a few drops onto a nipple for newborns. i could totally see some freaked out boomer slamming the whole bottle lol

If you apply vitamin d to each nipple does that make your boobs double-d's?

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Inceltown posted:

If you apply vitamin d to each nipple does that make your boobs double-d's?

Sadly, no.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Inceltown posted:

If you apply vitamin d to each nipple does that make your boobs double-d's?

If you take copious doses of vitamin XXXX orally though, it does.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
X gon' give it to ya

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:



hard working police, firefighters, doctors, grocery workers and building management

cheer for the landlord

Yeah because there are no professions shifts such that people might be trying to sleep at that hour.

thicc_waluigi
Jan 5, 2019


I hope that building management was supposed to be along the lines of maintenance people but uh


Anyway

Here's another capitalism defender who has no grasp on how it actually works

https://mobile.twitter.com/John93788662/status/1243319771740938246

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

thicc_waluigi posted:

Here's another capitalism defender who has no grasp on how it actually works

https://mobile.twitter.com/John93788662/status/1243319771740938246

So what they're saying is the govt should control the company to set the CEO salaries at something commensurate to their abilities rather than greed? Sounds good to me.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Give my rent check to business daddy!

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

The Nastier Nate posted:

Give my rent check to business daddy!



Admittedly "I don't want money, I want my boss to have money" is pretty much the mythical American ~work ethic~ summed up.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

The Nastier Nate posted:

Give my rent check to business daddy!



hello fellow workers!

2reachmu
Jul 30, 2005

SA-MART
SUCCESS
STORY

The Nastier Nate posted:

Give my rent check to business daddy!



Quintessential simp mentality.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

hobbesmaster posted:

hello fellow workers!

Attention, Bajoran workers!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Chomp8645 posted:

Attention, Bajoran workers!

Look man Gul Dukat needs a new space yacht, get back in the uridium mines

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


If mobile data is so expensive to provide why did Verizon just give everyone 15gb for free?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Len posted:

If mobile data is so expensive to provide why did Verizon just give everyone 15gb for free?

i hope to god there's going to be lots of questions like this asked without tongue firmly in cheek after this is all over

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


The Bloop posted:

i hope to god there's going to be lots of questions like this asked without tongue firmly in cheek after this is all over

There won't be and you know it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Len posted:

There won't be and you know it

gently caress you at least leave me hope

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


The Bloop posted:

gently caress you at least leave me hope

I'm from Ohio, there is no hope.

Although Dewine is saying a whole bunch of things that this is eye opening and he promised to work on our social safety nets more when it's all over. Except I doubt he will

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

The Bloop posted:

i hope to god there's going to be lots of questions like this asked without tongue firmly in cheek after this is all over

I mean there will be, just not by anyone with a platform with enough reach to matter.

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Building management personnel means supers, maintenance workers, doormen etc.

I mean respect to the maintenance people but I’ve been living here for 4 years and the managers who sent this out totally meant to include themselves

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

President of the company sent around more fox news links today, it's kinda interesting (and terrifying) to see fox inching slowly closer and closer to just outright saying "don't listen to those stupid scientists about this thing, you'll be fine, get back to work". There's a lot of weird side-remarks about how "draconian" closing things is, or how "even though this city shut down, people still got sick!!!", basically "global warming then why snow :smug:" applied to a pandemic.

Also I just noticed this unnerving uncanny valley woman at the bottom of the page:

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
She should get off that racetrack before she gets run over.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
She does have a very concerned look on her face.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so Gordon Ramsay fired 500 people in the midddle of a pandemic

https://twitter.com/gordonramsay/status/1243497936492912641?s=21

having a normal one today

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Taintrunner posted:

so Gordon Ramsay fired 500 people in the midddle of a pandemic

https://twitter.com/gordonramsay/status/1243497936492912641?s=21

having a normal one today

ramsay's an rear end, but to be fair, very few restaurants are gonna be able to keep up a full payroll for six months without any loving customers

the failure here is the lack of a proper government response to take care of the population under exceptional circumstances

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dustcat posted:

ramsay's an rear end, but to be fair, very few restaurants are gonna be able to keep up a full payroll for six months without any loving customers

the failure here is the lack of a proper government response to take care of the population under exceptional circumstances

Ramsay has a net worth of a quarter of a billion dollars

there was literally a government assistance plan set to pay those employees their wages

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Taintrunner posted:

Ramsay has a net worth of a quarter of a billion dollars

there was literally a government assistance plan set to pay those employees their wages

But he has a fun show on TV, why you got to be so mean about it :(

What's Jamie Oliver up to anyway, he's an even bigger oval office

e: Looks like he got a "coronavirus cooking" show out of it, but that's fair enough. His restaurants went bankrupt already so he can't very well sack anyone I guess.

Private Speech has issued a correction as of 04:06 on Mar 28, 2020

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Give my rent check to business daddy!



hey everyone it's me, knotta bossa here, just wanted to ask if tipping my boss 30% of my salary is too much, he just does so much to make my workspace more dynamic and increase synergistic opportunities for our valued associates. i really feel like i'm a part of a family here, and I just want to give back for everything he's done for me. thanks!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

HerniaFlange posted:

She should get off that racetrack before she gets run over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ZD3_ppcPE&t=30s

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.




Why pay your employees when they can just pay each other?

necroid
May 14, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

Give my rent check to business daddy!



lol showed this to a friend and he said "just give your stimulus check to your boss problem solved"

how many of those who shared that are going to do it?

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

yo tell me more about those forever spin tops though, you got one?

also USA NUMBER ONE baby

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Not sure why you'd need an anal plug to be made out of Damascus steel, but cool they offer such variety.

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Taintrunner posted:

so Gordon Ramsay fired 500 people in the midddle of a pandemic

https://twitter.com/gordonramsay/status/1243497936492912641?s=21

having a normal one today

is there any celeb chef who isn't a raging rear end in a top hat?

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