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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Squinky v2.0 posted:

y’all it’s Friday and my company mandated webcam Funtime is over, I will now invoke “W” using this giant RooR bong all night

goonspeed

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JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002



NASA data shows something leaking out of Uranus


NASA posted:

"It's why I love planetary science. You're always going somewhere you don’t really know."

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


reposting from yesterday. we cannot canvass right now due to the literal viral hell death outside. we desperately need phone bankers. please help us!

:siren: want to deal a blow to the system that produced known rapist, joe biden, and known wife beater, tom carper? :siren:

then phone bank for jess:

log in: https://www.thrutalk.io/caller/login/jessforde

preview script: https://desktop.thrutalk.io/candidate/jessica-scarane-for-us-senate


thrutalk tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAuW-NMpyK4

script tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glMAjrZCLns

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/PerennialFuckUp/status/1243654033048567810?s=20

anyway if you like my work PLEASE MAKE CALLS FOR JESS

it's me I'm the person diversity claiming the moral high ground while also using the phrase "sub-human"

and also calling my political allies subhuman for ... ??? a difference of preferred candidate

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1243541130689593346

lol

And almost presser time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESRi5j8PceY

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

a distress signal from cumshitter's home planet

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





The Alpha Centauri posted:

a distress signal from cumshitter's home planet

his home planet is hisanus. idiot.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/GimmieDaFries/status/1243191346019602434?s=19

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I bet it ate some chips made with Olestra.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Devos appears to be in the briefing room, what lovely student loan policy are they going to roll out today

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
FAT BITCH IS LIVE

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

why is betsy devos on stage

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

that cat is insanely overweight jesus

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
wtf i can't hear his mouth diarrhea

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I'm about to invoke the B...lood Orange Pale Ale

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Obviously we need to probe Uranus to get to the bottom of this

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Wait, can we get Dave Navarro in the White House instead?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

turn off your monitor

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
here's a stream that works

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
why is Devos here

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
“Wartime president”

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Why does he sound like he can't catch his breath

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Why does he sound like he can't catch his breath

:thunk:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
moving at trump time

Chuck Bartowski
Apr 14, 2006

Working on my five-year plan, just need to choose a font.



who tf is this cocksucker

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
Take off every "P"!

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Why does he sound like he can't catch his breath

he's fat

a fat bitch, if you will

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

preventer024 posted:

who tf is this cocksucker

Something something Harvard

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

preventer024 posted:

who tf is this cocksucker

this is the president

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
removing barriers to speed

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
already delivered thousands of ventilators?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

oh i'm not actually watching this i just assumed y'all were talking about our fat president

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




eric ciaramella posted:

removing barriers to speed

ventilators covered in unpolished metal burrs, sparks flying out of every panel - but soon

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
blaming NY for the lost ventilators in warehouses

wemgo
Feb 15, 2007
trump time is a great forum name

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
activating military retirees :gibs:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

eric ciaramella posted:

already delivered thousands of ventilators?

they're doing great. they're brrring at us right there

reporters turned to look at the spot he indicated, but there was no sign of the ventilators

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

eric ciaramella posted:

activating military retirees :gibs:

really?

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
it's what he said

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