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SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
We've found the first ones to put up against the wall when the revolution comes. (It's a Hitchhiker's Guide reference.)

A company in Austin, TX wants employees to sign a form agreeing to let the company reduce their pay by the amount of the stimulus checks the workers get.

https://www.kxan.com/news/austin-company-looking-to-dock-paychecks-for-those-receiving-stimulus-checks/

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

SimonCat posted:

We've found the first ones to put up against the wall when the revolution comes. (It's a Hitchhiker's Guide reference.)

A company in Austin, TX wants employees to sign a form agreeing to let the company reduce their pay by the amount of the stimulus checks the workers get.

https://www.kxan.com/news/austin-company-looking-to-dock-paychecks-for-those-receiving-stimulus-checks/

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/860199590599020544?s=20

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

See, we have some common ground.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Also, IA ARNG is moving supplies:

https://www.dbrnews.com/news/covid--update-first-iowa-death-confirmed-cases/article_0481742a-6eb3-11ea-8b91-0b2b56379540.html

Iowa National Guard Soldiers from the 1133rd Transportation Company, of Mason City, Iowa, and its detachment in Iowa City, Iowa, delivered four semitrailers of medical personal protective equipment (PPE) to five counties across the state on March 24.



Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

SimonCat posted:

What makes you think he's changed his views regarding the debt and deficit since then? His answer regarding vetoing M4A is completely in line with his previous views.

Is Trump going to vote for M4A? Then why the gently caress does this matter?


Edit: I forgot how far behind in the thread I was, whoops.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Mar 28, 2020

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Old Boot posted:

EDIT: I guess some of us got the chance to vote Warren but she's a turncoat rear end in a top hat Republican now or something idk I can't keep up with the whitebro misery tourists and their purity tests anymore.

She was always a Republican hope this helps

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Nobody here thinks he should.

Actually that seems to be his entire plan except with the bonus of his supporters raging because people aren't flocking to get a piece of this poo poo sundae

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
As someone who really enjoys this thread and the birds eye view of what’s going on while my wife and myself are on the frontlines of the corona virus pandemic here in the states (as we both work EMS), I’d like to reiterate something that was said earlier by those who post more regularly here:

SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT BIDEN AND BERNIE

I JUST WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT WORLD EVENTS AND HOW hosed MY WIFE AND I ARE HERE IN THE STATES.

gently caress

Alaan
May 24, 2005

Guys. Everything is going to be fine. Trump called Arod about covid. We can all sleep soundly now.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

SimonCat posted:

See, we have some common ground.

I do think that generally, we (and most people in the thread) are going to agree on far more than we disagree on. We all want a better country, we all want what's best for its people, and we all want Mitch McConnell to eat poo poo and die.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
I disagree; that fate is too pleasant for his brand of evil

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

M_Gargantua posted:

I disagree; that fate is too pleasant for his brand of evil

:hmmyes:

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

windshipper posted:

As someone who really enjoys this thread and the birds eye view of what’s going on while my wife and myself are on the frontlines of the corona virus pandemic here in the states (as we both work EMS), I’d like to reiterate something that was said earlier by those who post more regularly here:

SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT BIDEN AND BERNIE

I JUST WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT WORLD EVENTS AND HOW hosed MY WIFE AND I ARE HERE IN THE STATES.

gently caress

just go to CSPAM. Biden sucks but Bernies not looking like he's gonna win

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
First of all:

Stultus Maximus posted:

Acebuckeye13, I really admire your commitment to effortposts despite... all this.

Quadroupling down on this, because I really, really appreciate the effort you some of you folks still put in to genuine posting in times where it's easier to just snipe, dunk and sarcasm-post snide jabs at each other.
Because, at the end of the day, I really do like you big bunch of idiots, and I would really prefer if you all stopped making GBS threads on each other during a time where you possibly may not change a lovely situation for yourselves and your party of choice, while approaching a point in November where you will absolutely be able to change an incredibly lovely situation for not just your country, but the entire loving planet and every single person that has been wronged monumentally, suffered or died under the last four years of the Trump administration.

Roboto, I like you, Bernie has my heart, and he had it in 2016, even though I also raised some points about how I think he should have campaigned differently in this here very forum of ours.
He'd be the perfect candidate for not just you, but probably for everyone. How he got screwed by the establishment influencing his chances to succeed in the primaries in 2016/2020 was absolutely not fair.
I still wish him the best in this ongoing shitfest of a primary.

But this isn't about "fair" or the perfect - or hell, even the "good" - candidate anymore.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You no longer have the option of refusing to vote for the lesser of two evils, because a lot of people have already died and countless more will if this is not stopped.

It's this, and it's not just restricted to the specific topic of Corona that 2F points out, but applies to such an incredible breadth of issues that it wouldn't do it justice to casually list them off, and it's disingenuous to counter that breadth with singular topics like "Well, candidate's position on x is also bad, and it would hurt a lot of people".

In 2016, America had a chance - and, in my opinion, a responsibility - to vote for a non-poo poo candidate vs. Trump. It failed.
America had a chance to choose not to screw over minorities and disenfranchised people not only in its own nation, but in poorer countries affected by America's policies over the entire world. It failed.

Four years later, America has a no poo poo responsibility to vote to attempt to mitigate not just the damage it caused to minorities/disenfranchised people/less fortunate countries/poor people/the environment over the last four years.
I'm sorry this is how the situation is. I truly am.

But this isn't just the hand America was dealt in 2016 and chose to fold. This is the shittier hand America was dealt running up to 2020.
Folding again isn't an option.



Once again, I like you guys, and I would really love to see if we manage to return to more civil conversation in here.
I'm okay with moving primary/general chat to a seperate thread.

As I'm currently almost literally praying that my mother get's a negative from her pending Corona test today/tomorrow, I'm asking you guys to stay healthy, and I wish nothing but the best for you and your loved ones out there.

Here's a chili picture:


<3

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Mar 28, 2020

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
gently caress off with the relitigating the dems vs Bernie thing. I’m so loving tired of hearing about it. I went and voted for Bernie in Illinois’ poo poo rodeo of a primary last week or however long ago, time has no meaning anymore. I care and want him to win but holy loving poo poo I am so tired of opening this thread and getting last nights warmed over lefty Twitter takes but worse. Yes we all see the issues. Being loving dicks about it here isn’t doing anything. Farting out vitriolic one liners doesn’t change anyone’s mind.

Also we’ve been reading this poo poo for like a month now. gently caress off to another thread with it or /r/chapotraphouse. I don’t give a poo poo which one.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


you guys hear about this corona virus

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Why the gently caress is everyone sold out of eggs? Who's dumb enough to horde something that goes bad in a month?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

BigDave posted:

Why the gently caress is everyone sold out of eggs? Who's dumb enough to horde something that goes bad in a month?

White people.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

some of us have kids to entertain and baking cookies and junk is cool and fun and you get cookies at the end so step off my eggs brah

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

you guys hear about this corona virus
Wait, there's a virus in Coronas?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

SimonCat posted:

We've found the first ones to put up against the wall when the revolution comes. (It's a Hitchhiker's Guide reference.)

A company in Austin, TX wants employees to sign a form agreeing to let the company reduce their pay by the amount of the stimulus checks the workers get.

https://www.kxan.com/news/austin-company-looking-to-dock-paychecks-for-those-receiving-stimulus-checks/

quote:

“I would much rather sit in the unemployment line and be proud of my decision to leave a company that’s making these kinds of requests or demands, than hate myself for going along with it because I don’t agree with it,” the man said.

This is exactly why businesses hate government assistance.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Stultus Maximus posted:

This is exactly why businesses hate government assistance.

Because it undermines the company's power?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

SimonCat posted:

Because it undermines the company's power?

Yes. Welfare, food assistance, UBI all give the employee the opportunity to say "no" without risking dying in a gutter.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

BigDave posted:

Why the gently caress is everyone sold out of eggs? Who's dumb enough to horde something that goes bad in a month?

Same here, stores are limiting eggs to 2 dozens per customers. The duck?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

FrozenVent posted:

Same here, stores are limiting eggs to 2 dozens per customers. The duck?

A month is a fairly long time to a lot of people, eggs are cheap, they're very nutritious, and you can freeze them to keep far longer. They're also great for tossing into other hardship foods like plain soups, rice, or ramen to add flavor, protein, and other nutrients.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

BigDave posted:

Why the gently caress is everyone sold out of eggs? Who's dumb enough to horde something that goes bad in a month?

Eggs can last as long as two months if you're really careful about keeping them fully refrigerated

But even at one month that's like four times longer than fresh meat and fills similar dietary needs. Eggs are also needed in many of the ways we turn flour into food.

Jarmak fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Mar 28, 2020

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Jarmak posted:

Eggs can last as long as two months if you're really careful about keeping them fully refrigerated

But even at one month that's like four times longer than fresh meat and fill similar dietary needs. Eggs are also needed in many of the ways we turn flour into food.

Ok, that makes some sense.

Cub was sold out of vegetable oil and flour too, so I guess everyone is baking up a storm.

Alaan
May 24, 2005

Every motherfucker will be applying to baking competitions by the time this is over.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
A lot of new bakers are learning the hard way that specialization is an amazing achievement of civilization.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

BigDave posted:

Why the gently caress is everyone sold out of eggs? Who's dumb enough to horde something that goes bad in a month?

This guy is trying to trick us so he can horde all the eggs

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


mlmp08 posted:

A lot of new bakers are learning the hard way that specialization is an amazing achievement of civilization.

Cookies cookies cookies keep it simple peeps

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

BigDave posted:

Ok, that makes some sense.

Cub was sold out of vegetable oil and flour too, so I guess everyone is baking up a storm.

I am, but I always do when I'm not at work. So this is particularly annoying.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



mlmp08 posted:

I voted against Biden. I’d like him to be better. He’s a deeply disappointing and lovely candidate. Sucks that he’ll be the candidate barring some really unexpected changes.

I just think people who think he equals Trump are morons.

:same:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/mahtowin1/status/1243732462380949504?s=19

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Hoo boy that's not gonna end well.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

BigDave posted:

Why the gently caress is everyone sold out of eggs? Who's dumb enough to horde something that goes bad in a month?

Got some good news buddy. You can get 8 - 24 months easily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYgguMz1qI

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Milo and POTUS posted:

This guy is trying to trick us so he can horde all the eggs

It’s smashmouth guy all over again :mad:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

A lot of new bakers are learning the hard way that specialization is an amazing achievement of civilization.

Current Event: I had a bunch of bananas on the edge of being overripe so I made banana bread. Pro-tip: adding chocolate-covered blueberries, chopped nuts and a splash of bourbon jacks the already formidable tastiness factor and turns it up to 11.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

BigDave posted:

Hoo boy that's not gonna end well.

It doesn't take away the land, it takes away the exclusive Federal/tribal jurisdiction (casinos) that was granted to the tribe (recognized in 2007) in 2015 after an extensive Abramoff & Co. lobbying effort.

There's still the broader question of whether we owe it to Native Americans the right to sovereign-ish land and more importantly and practically, the right to sell social destruction back to non-Indians (and Indians too, unfortunately)

joat mon fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Mar 28, 2020

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Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

This thread isn't unique, everyone's forum & social media filter bubbles are breaking down over the past couple weeks, politics and personal tragedy is invading every discussion and it's fascinating to watch how every group reacts differently to this.

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