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d8uv posted:loving today, over ten grand, just buying stocks. i had to tell him what a few of the companies he bought were It's not the worst strategy I've heard, better he's buying in now than 4 weeks ago 
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You're listening in to KOV-ID, home of the Lung Buster Challenge. Here with you today is DJ Terminal, hitting your chest with a real SLAMMER!!
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The Glumslinger posted:So what kind of cough is it? I've seen it described as dry, so are you not coughing to clear mucus? I know some things like whooping cough are named for the kind of sound you make dry, raspy, and painful and a lot of em from what i have read. here is a youtubeoverall lung sounds i saw the other day : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kkp6ZM35As
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Lol 75 percent of Americans are carrying letters and we're going to die because grandma is still able to go to the dildo store that has been deemed an essential business. But you see, they sell batteries.
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Dunno if its happening at other locations, but I learned starting tomorrow Sams is now only allowing 1 family member in-store at a time. There were people bringing their family and grandma to shop like its totally normal.
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can we tittyfuck the virus
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Mnoba posted:https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/26/tech...qLnvyEnjZj-dArU makes me feel queasy watching this like I simply dont trust big companies anymore
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OMGVBFLOL posted:can we tittyfuck the virus New thread title?
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d8uv posted:loving today, over ten grand, just buying stocks. i had to tell him what a few of the companies he bought were What's his investment horizon? We're probably far from the bottom given how far we are from the peak of the covid mess. If he has a decent chunk of time he's better of than he is better off than people who invested a few month ago. So if he holds he'll probably will do fine for himself in the long term as long as the entire system doesn't collapse. If the system does collapse then $10k will likely be the least of his worries. Also, unless he is a spectacularly bad stock picker, his scattershot approach will serve him far better than betting on a couple of "surefire winners". If he is skint and that was his last $10k then he should get his cash out again asap...
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Mar 28, 2020 06:19
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all this free pornhub premium and no tinder hookups makes homer something something
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https://www.wtkr.com/news/national/white-house-coronavirus-task-force-to-hold-daily-briefing-after-trump-signs-stimulus-billquote:President Donald Trump bashed governors he claims weren't "grateful" enough for federal assistance, and said he's directed Vice President Mike Pence not to call such governors unless they "treat him right."
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Lmao he's exactly like a 3rd world dictator between this childish behavior and his properties covered in fake gold everything
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Picnic Princess posted:Lmao he's exactly like a 3rd world dictator between this childish behavior and his properties covered in fake gold everything He definitely seems to want to be a third world country dictator and his actions seem to be primed to get us there.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:can we tittyfuck the virus The virus has been personified as an anime girl and there are body pillows of her.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:can we tittyfuck the virus Buddy, we're gonna try. And by God we're gonna win.
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d0s posted:one of those demands is "immediately free all prisoners". like I can get behind freeing people from the stupid immigrant detention centers and letting go all nonviolent drug offenders but are they actually advocating for letting like rapists and murderers out I doubt it. Norway has started doing it but only for people in for stuff like drunk driving and tax evasion. It's actually a pain in the arse for them since it means they have to put back stuff like starting school or going back to their job since the sentence is still there.
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d0s posted:like I can get behind freeing people from the stupid immigrant detention centers If they have family or somewhere to go, that's fine. But we need to at least make sure these people aren't on the streets if they don't.
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Remember to die so that GameStop can sell more Funko Pops https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/03/27/business/gamestop-employees-wrap-your-hands-plastic-bags-go-back-work/ The Boston Globe posted:GameStop to employees: wrap your hands in plastic bags and go back to work
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Dely Apple posted:Remember to die so that GameStop can sell more Funko Pops What the gently caress
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gamestop was on financial life support for a while before this, so hopefully this loving ends them.
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Trust the bag hand wiht your credit card.
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Last week the state governments in Australia told people not to congregate in groups at beaches or the park and even put up big electronic signs with reminders. But the weather was really nice so this was the result: Surf lifesavers tried to nag people to stop congregating on the beaches which went over pretty much like the squeaky-voiced teen on the Simpsons when people told them to gently caress off so local mayors had to officially close the beaches and call in the cops to disperse crowds. It was a lovely sunny day today but the inner city beaches were still closed so thousands of people simply drove out to the more remote beaches: https://twitter.com/7NewsMelbourne/status/1243768313412378626
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In Hawaii the guidance is that you can't hang out on any of the beaches but surfing is fine. Not a lot of social interaction when you're riding a wave
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QuarkJets posted:In Hawaii the guidance is that you can't hang out on any of the beaches but surfing is fine. Not a lot of social interaction when you're riding a wave Pretty much the same here in Melbourne, you can go swimming or walking the dog or jogging alone or with the people you live with at the beach but you can't hang around in groups. Exercising while practicing social isolation is fine, partying is verboten.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Last week the state governments in Australia told people not to congregate in groups at beaches or the park and even put up big electronic signs with reminders. But the weather was really nice so this was the result: Funny that Politicians never learn that any non-enforced measures do not work. It's not like this is new. They tried voluntary rent caps to counter massive rent hikes here in Germany...didn't work and tennants called it before it was even in effect. Now they ask everybody to stay indoors and it doesn't work...and those actually practicing social distancing knew most people wouldn't. Sometimes people need to be not only told what to do but also punished If they dont. That is the reality. If you don't do this for decades, than the picture above is what you get. Because humans are selfish assholes. But politicians care more about votes and losing power than actually saving thousands of lives by slapping some wrists (see: selfish assholes)
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The Australian government is the one that still insists hairdressers are too essential to shut down, and whose Prime Minister recently declared that 'if you have a job, your job is essential' despite the job category of 'retail' not being shut down yet. It's not surprising a huge chunk of the population isn't taking it seriously.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:can we tittyfuck the virus buddy, they won't even let me tittyfuck the virus
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Hopper posted:Funny that Politicians never learn that any non-enforced measures do not work. It's not like this is new. Very much this. I also hear a lot of "well if it is really dangerous, it wouldn't be a recommendation, but an actual ban". So many people believe that anything not backed by harsh consequences isn't actually that serious, so sometimes recommendations against certain behavior can be not just ineffectual, but harmful - as stupid people think that only banned things can be dangerous.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:11 days ago. Looks like we'll hit 200,000 in the next day. 7 days ago. We'll pass 400,000 today[/quote] 2 days ago. Just hit 500,000 [/quote] 27 hours ago, about to hit 600,000 [/quote] Thanks for this gimmick. We are not ready. Exponential grown is completelly alien to normal human experience in our lives.
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spaceblancmange posted:Coronabunga It's like the saying goes, get busy living then get busy dyin'. That's how it goes, right?
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Lotti Fuehrscheim posted:The risk was rarely urgent, and most people could put it away as 'this is not going to happen because it is too absurd'. Groningen? My papa is from south Holland, voted PvdA his enire life as he was a laborer. Not much communism in these parts. I'm pretty sure it died out in the 90's. MrDutch fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Mar 28, 2020 |
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Anyone remember hearing anything about tongue swelling being a symptom at all? I know it's not on the list, but that's what I've got along with the very beginning of a dry cough.
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Beachcomber posted:Anyone remember hearing anything about tongue swelling being a symptom at all? I know it's not on the list, but that's what I've got along with the very beginning of a dry cough. Have you started any new medicines or tried new foods today? Sounds more like an allergic reaction Edit: NOT A DOCTOR
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Also not a doctor but if your tongue doesn't stop swelling soon maybe go see a doctor Swollen tongue is pretty common in food allergies. My tongue swells about 10% and gets tender if I eat strawberries or drink orange juice. For other people it's shellfish or peanuts or soy. Sometimes people take stuff like benadryl or offbrand claratin. Or maybe it's cancer 
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fwiw I found a couple pretty good summaries of what an who will be covered by the new unemployment benefits. There were a few people asking about it earlier. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/coronavirus-unemployment-benefits-here-s-who-qualifies-how-much-they-n1169846 https://www.nytimes.com/article/coronavirus-stimulus-package-questions-answers.html tl;dr: If you qualify for unemployment, regardless of if it was coronavrus related, you will be getting an extra $600/wk above what your income dictates and is allowed in your state, and for an extended period of time if it's needed i.e. you still haven't found a job after your states maximum benefits time runs out. And YES you could be making more money unemployed than if you were actually working. If anyone knows/finds anything different please let me know and I will correct my synopsis. schmug fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Mar 28, 2020 |
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