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Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Feral Integral posted:

Uh no we loving dont need martial law nobody's 'in the streets' right now i don't know what youre seeing

Yeah, everybody's in the stores right now. Stopping people from spending money is unpatriotic. :911:

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HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
Joe Biden both runs both an EPIC WIN LOLZ nerd fandom podcast and one that spends an hour making fun of said podcast like that isn't mildly reforming a lump of poo poo into a slightly different state. He also hides half of the cure for Covid 19 in each podcast, every episode, but he knows no one is willing to sift through them to find it, bringing him great delight.

Also he is a racist rapist who hates poor people while trying to pander to them. And he fucks that train he rides from Delaware to DC. Goddam train fucker.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

HerniaFlange posted:

Joe Biden both runs both an EPIC WIN LOLZ nerd fandom podcast and one that spends an hour making fun of said podcast like that isn't mildly reforming a lump of poo poo into a slightly different state. He also hides half of the cure for Covid 19 in each podcast, every episode, but he knows no one is willing to sift through them to find it, bringing him great delight.

Also he is a racist rapist who hates poor people while trying to pander to them. And he fucks that train he rides from Delaware to DC. Goddam train fucker.

Biden: Fucks trains

Trump: Fucks chairs

Bernie: Doesn't gently caress

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020
https://twitter.com/verminsupreme/status/1243632014575706113?s=21

Biden so bad the candidate with the shoe hat is better.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

A4R8 posted:

https://twitter.com/verminsupreme/status/1243632014575706113?s=21

Biden so bad the candidate with the shoe hat is better.

to be fair to mr supreme, the guy with the boot for a hat is better than a lot of the other candidates

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

taqueso posted:

to be fair to mr supreme, the guy with the boot for a hat is better than a lot of the other candidates

I would unironically vote for Vermin Supreme in a matchup against Biden in a heartbeat if it came to that.

Solanumai
Mar 26, 2006

It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!
I mean, i'm sure this already wound up in the thread but:

https://twitter.com/VerminSupreme/status/1238131554330836999

yeah

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Shere posted:

I mean, i'm sure this already wound up in the thread but:

https://twitter.com/VerminSupreme/status/1238131554330836999

yeah

Vermin's loss edits are a little too abstract for my taste

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

Complications posted:

Yeah, everybody's in the stores right now. Stopping people from spending money is unpatriotic. :911:

OK what does shutting down stores have to do with marshall law

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Feral Integral posted:

OK what does shutting down stores have to do with marshall law

It just shuts down Marshall's

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Jewel Repetition posted:

Biden: Fucks trains

Trump: Fucks chairs

Bernie: Doesn't gently caress around

ftfy

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Excited to continue not to even consider voting for Joe Biden for any position ever in my life.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




it's nice knowing that, should the november elections actually happen, i will be able to drink meltdown tears no matter the outcome

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012




He could be calling for a general strike rn but he playin

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



U-DO Burger posted:

it's nice knowing that, should the november elections actually happen, i will be able to drink meltdown tears no matter the outcome

It’s a bad year for democracy and human rights, but drat it’s a good year for ownage.

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

He could be calling for a general strike rn but he playin

get the unemployment benefits stabilized, then the general strike will be funded!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

100 degrees Calcium posted:

It’s a bad year for democracy and human rights, but drat it’s a good year for ownage.

The best year, believe me

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

https://twitter.com/PepperOceanna/status/1243552107430580224

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

Though if Joe were dead, it would make perfect fodder for a future Cohen brother’s (or maybe Boots Riley) film where a bunch of nerds are trying to cover for a dead candidate as dead bodies pile up.

Still not voting for Joe, but I’d watch the poo poo out of that movie.

Wag the Joe

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

One of the tells for stock deepfakes atm is that the fake face won't blink.

Its not hard to fix if you are good with nns, but watch for it.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

need a new NoJoe flair.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

PawParole posted:

need a new NoJoe flair.
Oh good, I came in here to ask on your behalf if you were too shy. Solidarity is important

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



gently caress joe biden and all his ilk

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Feral Integral posted:

OK what does shutting down stores have to do with marshall law

They'll need to declare it to mass evict everyone losing their job with no safety net

Which is the direction we're headed in regardless, but details

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

ok yeah I ain’t votin for this fuckin guy

https://twitter.com/BernForBernie20/status/1243645081871167490

JFC

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


When you accidentally upload one of those bad Iphone patches to Sleepy Joe Biden.

Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




Got my first email from the Biden campaign today.

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Boogalo posted:

Got my first email from the Biden campaign today.



What the hell? Is this real? - why would anybody want to see "a lot of great pictures of Joe Biden eating ice cream and wearing aviators"?

Edit: That has to be the most disgusting fetish I have ever encountered.

Pingui has issued a correction as of 16:37 on Mar 28, 2020

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Pingui posted:

What the hell? Is this real? - why would anybody want to see "a lot of great pictures of Joe Biden eating ice cream and wearing aviators"?

M... memes....

Solanumai
Mar 26, 2006

It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!
i am once again asking you to not vote for a rapist based on old memes

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Jewel Repetition posted:

M... memes....

Ahh right, I am forgetting that boomers are a decade behind on the meme front.

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:

Jewel Repetition posted:

M... memes....

Listen here Jack, How do I seem relatable to the youth who refuse to vote for me?

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/GeoffMiami/status/1243704660294328325
Joe Biden almost gave out his own phone number on tv. So many goons almost got the chance to call him and yell Bitch! and then hang up.

BANNED USER
May 18, 2010

I have this real nasty habit of punching faces

I'm never going to vote for this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WAzSflvw1M

Doubly so now that he's got something in common with Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh, and that's rape allegations.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



If you're getting tired of laughing at Biden for having dog poo poo for brains look up how liberals are trying to defend his behavior:

https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1243703855147356161
:cawg:

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

Koishi Komeiji posted:

If you're getting tired of laughing at Biden for having dog poo poo for brains look up how liberals are trying to defend his behavior:

https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1243703855147356161
:cawg:

This guy is literally deranged. He has spent the entire Trump Presidency tweeting a recap of supposed The Walls Are Closing In™️ hot takes in the form of lists EVERY DAY. Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.

Edit: Like imagine having Trump in your head like that lmfao

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Here is a very disturbing tweet about joe biden being a sex pest that you should probably not click on :nws: :nms: https://twitter.com/MattieWashburn/status/1243778513083052033:nws: :nms:

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Here is a very disturbing tweet about joe biden being a sex pest that you should probably not click on :nws: :nms: https://twitter.com/MattieWashburn/status/1243778513083052033:nws: :nms:

That is the worst penthouse letter opening ever.

BANNED USER
May 18, 2010

I have this real nasty habit of punching faces

Pingui posted:

That is the worst penthouse letter opening ever.

Would've made it into Playboy but they cancelled the magazine.

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A4R8
Feb 28, 2020
Jim Crow Joe somehow becomes more odious by the day.

:liberalism:

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