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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
This cat is named for his duty, as he is not a product.

His name is Wedge.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/C8LKxaE.gifv

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/gma/status/1243285345950732289?s=21

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


That is one mad lizard.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/ElTvrO9.mp4

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Poor Clifford.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

You can tell that dog's healthy; They've got a cold wet nose.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u08rNx2OjHo

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/rL1yl2f.mp4

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/dope_chakra/status/1243279592162496512?s=21

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
A good thing about birbs: https://imgur.com/gallery/qqC27JX

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ah, mondays, am I right John?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Looks so sad, finally achieved their goal of climbing the tree for the best view and it's snowed in.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004








goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Purranormal Activity.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
I feel like Purranermal might have been better, but maybe that’s a step too far.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Hitman Cat cleans up and ensures there's no evidence after a job.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/AnimalsWorId/status/1243360371693334528

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


Cat Guardian.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1243279541910544385/pu/vid/720x1174/FDMYlWRp0aU5v_GZ.mp4

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




For God's sake, someone get them some coffee!

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
The Korean DMZ became a de facto bird sanctuary. It turns out that not having humans all over the place is completely awesome for wild animals.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


When you’re at a lame party but you find the dog.

https://i.imgur.com/MYh8pev.gifv

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
That's me at any party.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Senior Woodchuck posted:

That's me at any party.

:smith::hf::smith:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Same here. I lie on the couch, slightly terrified of the loud noises and strange people, but grateful for the pettings.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Catnado

https://i.imgur.com/icUgxtB.mp4

Admiral Funk
Oct 1, 2012

Please send them a very large crate marked "SCIENCE. PROBABLY DANGEROUS. BUT VERY SCIENTIFIC. YES."

Oh god it's like if those gameshow cash booths were filled with razors. :unsmigghh:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

I wish that had sound.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
My cat occasionally sleeps in the shower cubicle, unaware that the shower can be turned on from the outside, and I feel like Jesus being tempted by Satan every single time I walk in there and see this:



(picture not deliberately out of focus to hide the filth, but it's a happy coincidence)

goddamnedtwisto has a new favorite as of 15:44 on Mar 28, 2020

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



goddamnedtwisto posted:

My cat occasionally sleeps in the shower cubicle, unaware that the shower can be turned on from the outside, and I feel like Jesus being tempted by Satan every single time I walk in there and see this:
...

Well, you would get to play Satan just once.

One of our kittens kept hanging out in the dryer. A friend of mine accidentally killed one of her young cats when she threw a load in the dryer & ran it with the kitten in there.

Mindful of this: The fourth time I found him in there, I shut the door & with one hand on the door handle, stood to one side (this is important!), hit START just long enough for the drum to begin rotating, then threw open the door. He fired out of there & has never been back.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cartoon Man posted:

When you’re at a lame party but you find the dog.

https://i.imgur.com/MYh8pev.gifv

Weed vape in hand, petting a dog, it's a good party.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

My sister was moving, and the cat was pretty excited about his new bed.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/0Cfh4Ry.mp4

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



My favorite kitty reactions are slow mo bonk on the head videos.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I'm not sure if it's truly "cute", but I happened to (re)discover the Twitter account of Clarence BEEFTANK, the star of Jon Bois' fantastic Breaking Madden series, and it's put a smile on my face.

He's a simple, happy man:

https://twitter.com/BEEFT4NK/status/504085223710416898
https://twitter.com/BEEFT4NK/status/514805873341124608
https://twitter.com/BEEFT4NK/status/429137763863371776

BEEFTANK (all caps please) has the following bio:

quote:

Born in 1937. Parents were a rhinoceros, a Sherman oak, a wheelbarrow full of graphite, a ray of light that shone through the clouds, a fulfilled prophecy, a buried time capsule full of set-and-baited mouse traps, and a real big ol' dude.

Was encouraged to play football at age 10, when he chanced upon a mannequin at the clothing store wearing a shirt with the words "FOOTBALL GAME" and a drawing of a football on the front. He talked to it for hours, and it never told him he was too round for this world or that he shouldn't eat the plastic bologna rings.

Played college football at DeVry, where he studied poetry. He finished with a GPA of reddish-gray.

Dislikes taking the subway, not because of any particular phobia, but because whenever the car stops and nobody gets off, he feels terrible for the train operator.

Refers to liquids in plural, i.e., a glass of milk is "a glass of some milks."

Mutter-sings.

He also made it to the NBA, which finally managed to put a smile on his round little face:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkaO-qeyOEU

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/lGrQBK2.mp4

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