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TheAardvark posted:lol @ the overly hopeful thread sticky
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 05:14 |
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"No, I don't think you understand me," you continue on in your hoarse voice, blood gurgling in the back of your throat. "I am the gayest there was, the gayest there is, and the gayest there ever will be. I am the Alpha and the Omegay." "Think of the gayest thing you know, then multiply that thing by one thousand. If you take the result of that and gently caress it in the rear end, you'd be close to half of how gay my left nipple is." /
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Nooner posted:pound your hog
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Nooner posted:pound your hog ![]() Randarkman posted:pop off those pants ![]() Sjs00 posted:Go left ![]() >
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> Cover lower body with mud+slop in a rough approximation of pants
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>Eat food from trough.
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>violently cough and sneeze in trough as a way to "discipline" Babe in the future
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:>Eat food from trough.
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Give Babe swine flu. Eat Babe.
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> put pants on Babe
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> inventory
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>put pants back on >Immediately defecate in pants
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> check inventory to see if your 96 toilet rolls are okay. In this universe, they're currency now.
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> Declare Bankruptcy
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Angelwolf posted:> put pants on Babe Give this pig pants please
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Drone_Fragger posted:> check inventory to see if your 96 toilet rolls are okay. In this universe, they're currency now.
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code:
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> clean Babe's room
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>remind babe about the last Babe, pictured on the wall, in a grim reminder of his eventual fate
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>post hog related thread on forums.somethingawful.com
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look behind the picture of Babe for treasure, excavating if necessary
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Shout out to tier 3 subscribers
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3rding pants on hog >smear mud on face for poo poo-eating grin appearance.
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:> Cover lower body with mud+slop in a rough approximation of pants
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I'm glad my knee jerk reaction post accumulated 2 empty quotes and an actual application to the thread. Can die satisfied now.
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> Wallow. Just a little.
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Arrhythmia posted:> Wallow. Just a little.
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>Saddle and ride Babe
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Arrhythmia posted:> Wallow. Just a little.
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>construct an altar to the god of swine, for tax purposes
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>examine collection of backup guns stashed in the trough
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> make gun using toilet paper
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>Dig a pit.
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>check behind pig painting for hidden safe you may have forgotten about
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>enlarge Seth
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> post dimetrodon
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> put pants back on
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:> Cover lower body with mud+slop in a rough approximation of pants Arrhythmia posted:> Wallow. Just a little.
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:> Cover lower body with mud+slop in a rough approximation of pants Arrhythmia posted:> Wallow. Just a little.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 05:14 |
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Roll around in the filth
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