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 "Out of the way, Boutros Boutros-Sally!"
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We wanted to argue but he was behind the podium. We were powerless.
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Mar 27, 2020 16:55
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Johnny Walker posted:
Which country does the man in the red hood represent?
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Mar 27, 2020 17:13
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Alhazred posted:Which country does the man in the red hood represent? That's a woman. And she doesn't represent the whole country, just one riding.
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Mar 27, 2020 17:54
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Alhazred posted:Which country does the man in the red hood represent? Spain. They were gonna do another inquisition, but Namor is seemingly beating them to the punch.
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Mar 27, 2020 17:58
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Lobok posted:That's a woman. And she doesn't represent the whole country, just one riding. 
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Mar 27, 2020 18:24
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Peter, remember that door you ripped off its hinges? You could use that as a shield! Actually gently caress that, throw it in his face! You'd probably split his head open. Failing that just bumrush him, whips are slow to re-use once they snap forward. Or just grab his whip. The worst thing it could do is leave a fresh fleshwound, with your reflexes. Or, I don't know, jump up a building and pelt him with trash like a proper New Yorker. You can dodge thrown bombs and bullets, Peter. His bullwhip isn't gonna hurt you, web fluid or no.
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Mar 27, 2020 20:22
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uh, i think you will find that nsm is completely unable to dodge thrown objects. even if they were poorly aimed and might otherwise miss, anything someone throws at him will still miraculously hit.
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Mar 27, 2020 20:42
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evilmiera posted:Peter, remember that door you ripped off its hinges? You could use that as a shield! Actually gently caress that, throw it in his face! You'd probably split his head open. Failing that just bumrush him, whips are slow to re-use once they snap forward. When you get down to it, the Protector is the only person who should be negatively effected by Spidy's loss of web-fluid. Getting webbed up would be a lot quicker and much less painful than the numerous options left to Spider-Man. Fortunately for him, Pete is as dumb as the bricks that constantly bounce off his head.
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Mar 27, 2020 20:45
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Mar 28, 2020 00:33
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Spidey, uh, finds a way.
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Mar 28, 2020 01:09
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Is that Abe Vigoda in the first panel?
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Mar 28, 2020 01:41
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Oh poo poo, wait, I get it now. He's got Spidey up against a brick wall, that's like his kryptonite.
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Mar 28, 2020 02:29
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howe_sam posted:Is that Abe Vigoda in the first panel?
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Mar 28, 2020 02:44
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Looks like a young (gasp) Geraldo Rivera.
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Mar 28, 2020 03:40
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Johnny Walker posted:I think that's also Red Foxx and possibly Elton John, leading me to think the guy with the mustache is probably someone very 70s but I don't know who. Gabe Kaplan?
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Mar 28, 2020 03:59
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Kaplan had poofy white-guy afro, so I’m leaning no on that. I’m going with Sonny Bono for mustache guy and Loretta Swit. 2nd panel looks like OJ and *maybe* Karl Malden. Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Mar 28, 2020 |
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Mar 28, 2020 04:19
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Proteus Jones posted:Kaplan had poofy white-guy afro, so I’m leaning no on that. Binary Badger posted:Looks like a young (gasp) Geraldo Rivera.  They want to argue with him but they really can't.
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Mar 28, 2020 19:08
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Somebody needs to Photoshop a few contemporary faces into that last panel.. like Pence, Trump, B.J...
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Mar 28, 2020 21:41
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I. DECLARE. SOVEREIGNTY!
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Mar 28, 2020 21:49
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I mean, UN representatives have no governing power, just diplomatic advisory roles, so, yes, if they really were in charge the world would be even worse. So he is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
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Mar 28, 2020 23:48
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Mar 29, 2020 01:08
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i wasn't expecting his plan to be to have protector forget he had a weapon. it's very self-aware.
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Mar 29, 2020 01:21
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"I suddenly remembered that you're literally just some random dude and I'm a loving super-hero."
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Mar 29, 2020 01:59
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Jerusalem posted:"I suddenly remembered that you're literally just some random dude and I'm a loving super-hero."
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Mar 29, 2020 02:03
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Johnny Walker posted:He's got a name, a gimmick weapon, and a look and that technically makes him a super villain. He's big AND has a whip AND has a fancy hat. That basically makes him the super-skrull version of the Enforcers.
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Mar 29, 2020 02:11
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This is the series finale where Spider-man teams up with his previous arch enemy, bricks, to defeat the bigger bad.
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Mar 29, 2020 02:22
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Drakyn posted:He's big AND has a whip AND has a fancy hat. That basically makes him the super-skrull version of the Enforcers. quote:Original members quote:Later members Wow, they pulled a real-life Beerfest.
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Mar 29, 2020 05:19
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Knormal posted:Wow, they pulled a real-life Beerfest. Real life?
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Mar 29, 2020 05:54
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That sort of launching kick would probably tear the Protector's jaw off given how high Peter can jump. Not that I'd complain.
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Mar 29, 2020 08:30
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The fact it took spider-man an real-life week to figure out how to beat the crap out of the protector is legitimately enraging out of universe. God drat it.
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Mar 29, 2020 08:33
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TheNamedSavior posted:The fact it took spider-man an real-life week to figure out how to beat the crap out of the protector is legitimately enraging out of universe. God drat it. I was worried my long rambling post about how slow on the uptake Peter was would look too crazy, but it was legit frustrating even while it was funny. But then how I usually expect fights to go down when one side is superpowered and one isn't is a recreation of the Small Knives scene.
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Mar 29, 2020 09:04
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Lobok posted:Real life? I guess non-joke Beerfest is more accurate.
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Mar 29, 2020 10:31
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TheNamedSavior posted:The fact it took spider-man an real-life week to figure out how to beat the crap out of the protector is legitimately enraging out of universe. God drat it. Spidey had to overcome every urge in his body to submit to this man and his... hrrrk... rawhide whip.
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Mar 29, 2020 14:28
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 Peter was not knocked out.   Maybe he fell asleep?
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Mar 29, 2020 18:06
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All those concussions finally got to him
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Mar 29, 2020 18:08
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Loving/hating these Namor faces.
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Mar 29, 2020 18:12
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Johnny Walker posted:Maybe he fell asleep? Unless something proves me wrong, I'm going to assume that the alleged doctor/scientist woman came back and whacked him on the head with a lead pipe
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Mar 29, 2020 18:35
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As long as Namor has the military to enforce his massive claim on 2/3rds of the planet's geography I mean... he's right
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Mar 29, 2020 19:30
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I love that face  
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